Birthdays

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  RHP User

  17 years ago

  Get him another woman to share with you, I would love that if I turning 50 atually I would love that any time.

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  RHP User

  17 years ago

  I just had a conversation with someone about gifts for the 'older generation'. Her grandmother had just moved into a retirement village and all the things she had collected over the years had to be culled. Material items are nice gifts but sometimes something memorable like a skydive, limousine ride, scenic flight in a plane, helicopter or hot air balooning? Something you both get enjoyment from and end the day with.......... Oh, I'm sure you already have that all planned out. Best of luck and whatever you choose, I wish you both fun on the day! Cheers XXX

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  RHP User

  17 years ago

  well that the first time ive heard of a watch being a bad omen ---- but hey i dont own a watch anyway. what does he like to do ?? whats his hobbies??? does he go fishing???? or get a lady to share with him or several well im sure you'll figure out something

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  RHP User

  17 years ago

  Ummm his hobbies are sex....his relaxation is sex...his interests....sex....we have threesomes on a monthly basis.........more help please!!! LOL (I LOVE my dirty older man!!!!!!)

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  RHP User

  17 years ago

  When he receives this expect that he will put up a bit of a fight against it. Book him in to a day spa type place for a massage and facial. Then tell him how great he looks and nice his skin feels. He'll feel younger and more attractive and feel great from being pampered. (He probably won't let on, but he will enjoy it) Then fuck him. The End. Ahhh, that was a good birthday. The memories. LOL!

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  RHP User

  17 years ago

  Joke I heard recently. What do you get someone for their birthday, who has everything? Heroin, by next year they will have nothing. I know, its bad taste, but funny!

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  RHP User

  17 years ago

  there's an airline operating out of queensland (i can't remember what it's called - i read about it in a magazine) where the plane has small rooms on it with beds so you can join the "mile high club" without being cramped into na normal airline bathroom.

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  RHP User

  17 years ago

  Just following up on the Mile High Club suggested by masseur3162. EROTIC AIRWAYS in Qld have day & night flights with 40 or 60 minute duration times with a topless hostess. Just realised the Birthday has been & gone but this maybe fun for others to look into anyway. shedonist - I'm sure any gift from a loving partner will have been appreciated. Would you like to share what you came up with for the big 50 birthday? Cheers xx

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  RHP User

  17 years ago

  We have a male friend from here that recently turned 30. So the night before, mrs got all dressed up, in very little, and we took a set of photos, using balloons, streamers and happy birthday banners. Then the next day, every hour, she sent him a different pic. He was absolutely wrapped with the first one, and they just kept getting better. He said it was easily the best present he's ever received, and that no one has ever put as much thought or effort into his birthday. unfortunately, we couldn't get him over for another birthday present, but it was fun for all involved. So think a bit laterally, a present doesn't have to be something you buy.

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  RHP User

  17 years ago

  bit late but for anyone else... send him for rub n tug??

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  RHP User

  17 years ago

  Thank you all for your ideas......I ended up with the day spa option......as much as he would never really admit it he really did love it....including the eyebrow waxing....lol.......he got the facial, pedicure, manicure and massage.....two hours of pampering....heres hoping he returns the favour sometime!!!!

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