Best position for conceiving

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  How bout suspended by the ankles! Cheers Nev

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Spreadeagled on the back seat of a 1985 Jaguar during a summer hail storm, something about leather and humidity I'm told.

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  So.... You wanna get pregnant? Its not as easy as people make it sound. ... with all the pregnancy fear mongering. There's a 24 hour window of opportunity once ovulation takes place and after that the egg goes stale and is discarded during menstruation. If you know when you ovulate it helps. Guys you can feel the difference with your fingers... The vagina becomes more viscous to touch... So get your hands in there every day until you recognise the change in your lover and what it feels like. No. I am serious! Sperm can survive for up to 5 days... So if your lady is regular you can start bombing her cervix for a week surrounding ovulation. Ovulation occurs somewhere between 8 and 15 days after menstruation.... so put in the long strokes from day 9 through 18... just to be sure youve got it covered. When I say got it covered I'm talking about her cervix. That dangling thing inside... best if you find a position where the head of your cock bumps her cervix... You pump your load all over that thing to get the sperm on target... now all women are individual so you might have to practice a fair bit so that you can find the right angle to get her cervix every time.... experiment! Hugs Stalky

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  "for complicated instruction regarding luck of the Irish", if only you would of included research from the Drive In Picture Theatre Institute of Australia and their study into panel vans and pregnancy. (discloser DIPTIofA may or may not exist, but the results can't be ignored)

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  I saw long dong silver feature at a drive in movie. Wooohoo! True, I don't have the credentials of Doc Jeano... But I got a Dip Ed in legs spread and a B.A. in cock play. :p Hugs Stalky

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Well not sure about position there were sooooo many. It could be ankles over my head position but it was probably more a case of your not going anywhere until the bloody jobs done!!! aries women are so pushy it was a case of inpregnate her or die on the job. Fear is a great motivator for conception. MR SRFUN

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  needmore69

  15 years ago

  omg you lot just get the whip cream out and hav some funnnnnnnn and it will happen

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