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Anyone for Tree Sex?
January 21 2017
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RHP User
9 years ago
You Tarzan, me Jane. If I could get my fat ass up a tree I would have tree sex. I do like thick trunks 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile
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DynamicCouple36
9 years ago
We have had some fun, as evidenced by our photos, up in the branches of a dead tree. The views of the surrounding grasslands, and Lake Eppalock in the distance, adds to the fun, although splinters are a common occurrence. Lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
9 years ago
You need to go sort those pack of vicious old ladies out. Then take each one of them (one by one) up to the tree house for a good root. Then come back to us, and tell us how it went. I'm interested to hear. Ms Foxy
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RHP User
9 years ago
...tree sex is too dangerous. Normal safe sex practises come undone as you can end up with a vicious case of ''terminal termites''. The worst part is that you don't go to the doctor but rather call some clown from Rentokill Pest Control for treatment. Naaaa... I'll stick something safer like hiring a taxi and having sex on the roof whilst cruising down the hiway at 100kph. ...... MC
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RHP User
9 years ago
🙊 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
To uncomfortable and awkward so, settled for sex in a tree house.
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Tall74nHard9
9 years ago
you must be having sex up a tree. Never you know what could be in one of those holes lurking. A possum or snake would be very unkind, and fall out of the tree could be a possibility. Tall
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RHP User
9 years ago
But I had a root once.
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RHP User
9 years ago
but curled up underneath an enormous Moreton Bay Fig amongst the buttress roots. Plenty of crevices to explore—and not just those belonging to the tree :)
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RHP User
9 years ago
Im going to be the responsible one and remind everyone to wear a harness...and connect to a good anchor point..... 😂🌳 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
at the bottom of trees, not up them!
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Obi1kenietzsche
9 years ago
So, all you Tarzan's and Jane's (quoting Tulips), what was the particular turn-on with your tree sex experience? Was it the unusual setting?, the thrill of getting caught?, the danger of falling out in the moment of orgasm?, or as Tall mentioned, the risk of being bitten on the arse (or elsewhere) by a wild animal that excited you? Just being outdoors is awesome in my books; having sex outdoors is fucking brilliant! PS: And a big salty kiss to all from Cap'n No Beard to all! Xx Obi1
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RHP User
9 years ago
I can feel a Cat in the Hat rhyme coming on. Have you had sex in a tree No not I, but it was he On a branch? Not a chance! Fell out of the tree Crack!! Broke my knee
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Obi1kenietzsche
9 years ago
I do have a plan concerning those wicked old ladies! I have constructed a clever device using bits from a drone, a small remote controlled mini excavator and an old sex doll (ummm...it's not mine... no really!) I'm going to send it up to the house tonight. I will keep you posted as to what eventuates! Xx Obi1
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Obi1kenietzsche
9 years ago
Once, down at Albury-Wadonga, I had some amazing sex underneath a willow. 🙃
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MsSuperFoxy
9 years ago
Good thinking! Watch out for splinters! You don't want to get one in ye pee pee. Be weary 'o th' ladies! Ms Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
9 years ago
Safety first, Good thinking 99! Harness.....would that be a sex swing in Obi's tree house? We wouldn't want OBI getting hurt by those vicious old ladies. Ms Foxy x
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RHP User
9 years ago
cant say that i have
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Obi1kenietzsche
9 years ago
Foxxxxy, Alas, things did not go as planned 🙁 See Teapots and Treehouses thread under "off topic" Xx Obi1
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MsSuperFoxy
9 years ago
I received you message. I have come up with a fiery plan. I'm heading over there now. We'll sort these vicious ladies out. Keep working on your mechanical device. Stay safe. Ms Foxy
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