RHP

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August 14 2013

Ah that first day of school, my dad loved the beetles, and polished shoes, mum was very busy keeping house, so naturally when I entered the classroom for the first time, I had a Ringo hairdo and my shoes sparkled, my shirt and shorts had no creases and were tucked in (they were soooo proud), by days end, well what can I say boys will be boys. My teacher ahhhh Miss twiddle Toes, she had a soft spot for me, I know this because every morning she would smile and I would embarisingly smile back. There wasn't a thing in the world I wouldn't do for her.....   I know what I would be doing with those twiddling toe's now if she walked in the door.   Amuse me with a tale of your own from the past.   xknots

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    My friend and I once broke 8 wooden chairs dancing on them in a pub in Sydney when the rock musical Hair was popular. Aquarius and Let the Sunshine In we're the tunes that did it. Why were we dancing on chairs you ask? No room on the 2 foot square dance floor.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Life is like a box of chocolates.........

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Was in primary school, have always loved the boys!!! I guess we would have been around 12. I had braces in my teeth at the time. Teacher left the room - mucking around with the boys, one threw something at me - I ducked to miss it, hit my tooth on the back of the old wooden chairs of two at a desk type ones. My braces caught on the bolts etc and ripped one of my bottom teeth out!! Was raced in to oral surgeon, had tooth replanted!! Thankfully my tooth lived!!! Moral of the story. Don't play with boys - they are always trouble!!! Lol. Still love 'me. Gypsy💋- Posted from rhpmobile

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'cwhereitgoes'

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    grade four,Mrs .Bold's class.I was very bored so I decided to stir things up a bit.I wrote love letters from boys to girls and vice versa...my match making efforts however were just not appreciated and for some odd reason there was lots of crying. Someone told Mrs .Bold ,showed her the letters and she went hunting for the culprit. I had no choice but to confess ,when Dennis the Menace threatened to tell if I didn't go behind the shelter shed withhim. Now I have always been a death rather than dishonour girl,so I confessed....he was very ugly and wore a Hawthorne footy jumper....ewwww Mrs.Bold gave me the strap,at least four times. It was sooo worth it though

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Or being bent over her knee that really did it for you Freya ? Hp xo 💌 I'm just here for the forums...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    In the biology classroom in high school three Garter Snakes were kept in a large terrarium, and I was in charge of feeding them several times a week. This involved having to dice raw pig hearts with a scalpel. In two years I managed to slice myself just once. The best part was wrapping all three snakes around my neck, and waiting for the next class to start. Not too many snake lovers in that school.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Ms.17 1/2 yrold daughter wanted some batteries for TV remote.I was busy in the laundry and called out to her, "I brought a whole new packet yesterday, have a look bottom drawer of my bedside table sweet"Next....I heard "MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM you are disgusting!!"OOPS!!FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    *2guyswithrespect and Araps..you know what I'm talking about ;)*Teenage years growing up in Canberra.1st base with "boys" at the Blue Light Disco @ The Private Bin.Home run, with boys when I turned 18 @ The Private Bin.FOXY

  • Coops27M

    Coops27M

    12 years ago

    You guys played baseball at the disco? :)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    thanks guy's,   I needed a chuckle.... gold star's for everyone, although some do need a spanking too!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Coops27M' You guys played baseball at the disco? :)- Posted from rhpmobile YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! FOXY