Advice sought about profile please

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  As long as your profile is an accurate representation of YOU, that's all anyone can ask. Good luck! 👍😀

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  I thought it gave off a nice warm feeling of you. No ask me's, nothing negative, nothing gloating, it is well written. You do have blonde for your hair colour and it looks brown to me, and my god, you look like that dude out of the Hangover in that second pic (Zak Galifinakis or however you spell it!) I personally don't like seeing pics of guys with other women or kids but even that pic didn't seem bad, it just looks like you were having a fun time out. I would maybe just say, (and I feel bad saying this, sorry) but you just look a bit geeky, not in a bad way but when you have to compete again adonises with ripped abs and muscles on their muscles, it can be hard for guys who don't fit the ideals that most women want. I love it that you have face pics up, your profile is great and I wouldn't change a thing (except the blonde bit), just be you because you actually sound like a really nice guy and hopefully someone worthwhile will notice that. You may not be swamped with messages but I can bet that many of the hot buff guys aren't getting laid as much as they would like either.

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  But I would add,change the awful profile name.put some pics up of you après swimming...check out other male profiles,you can go into stalker mode to do this...Make sure your messages will capture the interest of th recipient...heaps of info here about that ..and good luck..xxFreya

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Also, be a little more specific about what you're looking for. I can assume that you're looking for a long term relationship? Would recommend explicitly stating this or if you're looking for something casual with long term possibility etc

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Yes a very nice profile as the ladies have said. If I had a daughter your age OP I would give you permission to ask for her hand forever after, and if she was a devoted librarian I would advise her to accept. But it does beg the question why pick RHP to advertise for that. I suspect that there is a little more to you than meets the eye, I suspect you want more than a nice girl, I suspect you want to do a lot of licking and sucking and fucking and other things that really naughty funked up nice girls love to do. Your profile most likely is not the type of profile that the women you are messaging find interesting, just by looking at what you have been up to in RHP I see you want Licking Sucking and Fucking. Elevator music is not LS&F You need to change the grove on the background music track of your profile. You need to show all those groovy dancers that you love to groove, and love it funcky, you love to strut, look at you move... man! So sex up those profile words, as you are skirting around the humongous grey thing, with the floppy ears, big fat as wrinkly ass, ittty bitty tail, tusksand a trunk that every RHP profile has. Its name is SEX and loves nothing more than being pointed at and talked about,. BTW "FunsTheName" do you know what breath play is?? Hope some of that made sense to you OP.. Quoting 'JerseyGirl' As long as your profile is an accurate representation of YOU, that's all anyone can ask. Good luck! 👍😀 Many are here because the accurate representation of them selves is boring a hole in their sanity. It is more than fine to talk about how you see the future YOU. "I am blah blah", is not doing the OP any favours. but "I want Ohhhh.. Boom BOOM!..." is more alluring and not a lie.

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Geeks are hot! Just saying. ;-)

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  I reckon you look like the actor Jack Black.

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Your profile reads as an all round nice guy :). The lovely Meander recently took the time to write a topic called " The Ten Commandments of Writing Messages". It's well worth a read as that could also be the thing not getting the women's attention on here...Or another thing to consider you just be too nice for some of the population here. Best of luck :).

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  But I don't think it matters too much about your profile here at all, unless you are the best looking guy that pisses Moët, shits gold and cums $100 notes it's the hardest place to pick up. I have noticed that most women come here to chat, talk on the forums or just boost up self esteem. Anyway that's my view of beeing here for 2 years or so , I am sure I will be cut down and thrown to the regular forum people if I am wrong. Don't despair a few here are after someone but it's a little bit like sifting bricks through fly-wire. Have a great new year and try the left bank in freo to pick up - Posted from rhpmobile

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  IamMrSilly

  11 years ago

  My thought is that your photos are from different times and you should have only recent ones. for example, do you currently have a beard? Some women love them, some don't. but you photos are inconsistent. Hope this helps. oh, and also, get into the forums (other than this post) and chat rooms.

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  HereToPlease77

  11 years ago

  Quoting 'Blindman67' Quoting 'JerseyGirl' As long as your profile is an accurate representation of YOU, that's all anyone can ask. Good luck! 👍😀 Many are here because the accurate representation of them selves is boring a hole in their sanity. It is more than fine to talk about how you see the future YOU. "I am blah blah", is not doing the OP any favours. but "I want Ohhhh.. Boom BOOM!..." is more alluring and not a lie. Explaining how you would like to see the future YOU is still an accurate representation of a person, whether it be as they currently are or how they would like to be. Come on, better a person use their own words to describe themselves (as they are or how they would like to be) rather than just read these type of forums and spew shit that the women want to read.... Be yourselves men!!

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Thank you for the advice especially to ralf, Freya and definitely Blindman! You are spot on Blindman and I think I need to go rethink my game plan ;) Thanks guys your honesty has been definitely been appreciated! Sam - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Quoting 'HereToPlease77' Quoting 'Blindman67' Quoting 'JerseyGirl' As long as your profile is an accurate representation of YOU, that's all anyone can ask. Good luck! 👍😀 Many are here because the accurate representation of them selves is boring a hole in their sanity. It is more than fine to talk about how you see the future YOU. "I am blah blah", is not doing the OP any favours. but "I want Ohhhh.. Boom BOOM!..." is more alluring and not a lie. Explaining how you would like to see the future YOU is still an accurate representation of a person, whether it be as they currently are or how they would like to be. Come on, better a person use their own words to describe themselves (as they are or how they would like to be) rather than just read these type of forums and spew shit that the women want to read.... Be yourselves men!! People can adapt and change. The profile is an advertisement and if you are willing to change to suit someones needs then there is nothing wrong with advertising that. If you lie then you will only harm your self, if you pander to other peoples need you will make your self just a little bit more attractive. It all depends on what you are after, it depends on if you can fill the shoes you say you can wear, and if you believe that you can surely it is better to try than not. Ultimately it will come down to meeting face to face, expectations and reality will have to match or there will not be any further progress towards the shared goals of both. What would be the point of creating a thread asking for advice, then only to ignore that advice. How in under a minutes read can anyone describe the real them. No profile is "yourself". You can not pack a life into a page. The profile is to attract interest and that is all.

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  HereToPlease77

  11 years ago

  Say whatever you wanna say to attract interest as it's all "advertising" anyway? Find out what a woman wants and just be that person?

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Quoting 'HereToPlease77' Say whatever you wanna say to attract interest as it's all "advertising" anyway? Find out what a woman wants and just be that person? No that is not what I said. I said, "... if you are willing to change to suit someones needs then there is nothing wrong with advertising that." I can rephrase it if you like. If you are prepared (willing) to do what interests people advertise it.

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  Seachange73

  11 years ago

  Quoting 'Akin_4_it' But I don't think it matters too much about your profile here at all, unless you are the best looking guy that pisses Moët, shits gold and cums $100 notes it's the hardest place to pick up. I have noticed that most women come here to chat, talk on the forums or just boost up self esteem. Anyway that's my view of beeing here for 2 years or so , I am sure I will be cut down and thrown to the regular forum people if I am wrong. Don't despair a few here are after someone but it's a little bit like sifting bricks through fly-wire. Have a great new year and try the left bank in freo to pick up - Posted from rhpmobile Way to go!!! Love your positivity....That'll encourage the poor young bloke... And you wonder why you are not getting any response?

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  Seachange73

  11 years ago

  Quoting 'Blindman67' Elevator music is not LS&F You need to change the grove on the background music track of your profile. You need to show all those groovy dancers that you love to groove, and love it funcky, you love to strut, look at you move... man! You sound so 70's!!! John Travolta called... He wants his 'groove' and 'strut' back...

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  I am keeping the boots though. Something about the OP's profile, think it was the beard, made me flash back to the Bee Gees, and Saturday Night Fever. Blows the dust from the LP, turns up the base.. slots the needle into the groove. Stayin AliveWell, you can tell by the way I use my walk,I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.Music loud and women warm, Ive been kicked aroundSince I was born and now it's all right. It's OKand you may look the other way.We can try to understandThe New York Times effect on man. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,You're stayin alive, stayin alive.Feel the city breakin and everybody shakin,And we're stayin alive, stayin alive.Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive, stayin alive.Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive

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