Swingers
rockercouple80
Kenwick,
Western Australia (WA)
Couple
M 32 F 23
Truth or Dare night 4th March see events section
Ok, now for the longest profile on RHP ;)
First!!!
NO SINGLE MALES...
UPDATE: we're married, and we had circus freaks and midgets at our wedding. Yes, midgets!
If we just sent you a message, that took us half an hour of writing, editting, rewriting, spell checking, and re-editting to make sure it looked right... it would be really really cool if you could reply. Even if it is "thanks but no thanks".
We are a happy and stable married couple looking for a partner or couple to join us in some friendship and extra fun. Just good company and discrete sex. We are not pushy, totally laid back, and are happy taking it easy while getting to know potential partners.
Guest members may contact us for free. Yes, free baby! WE on the other hand aren't free, just cheap.
MRS says: Full throttle and hell on highheels. I love to have a good time, and would ideally like to meet a playmate who I can enjoy their company in more ways than just in the bedroom ;). I dont like the mainstream, so would prefer those who aren't out to shock me to not bother. I like to experiment, and want someone who is going to maybe teach me a thing or two about teasing and pleasing.
MR says: Self employed in an artistic field, so I have a critical eye for detail. Rather dress up than down, and we are constantly complimented on our look by strangers. A little shy to start with, but once we get talking Im hard to shut up :)
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What MR says about MRS: My partner is awesome. Great tiny little body that you can throw around in the bedroom. She has a classy style that gets all the attention. Unlimited amounts of energy, which is why I need a hand to wear her out ;)
What MRS says about MR: My man, is everything you would want in a sex partner, he's kinky, but loving. He is up for anything, and has taught me a thing or two ;). He looks great in and out of clothes. Often mistaken for the guy in 'that band' followed by a few eager people trying to take a photo :P. He knows how to treat a lady, and is a passionate and charismatic individual that the dudes wish they were and the ladies wish they were with. I would love to share him around a bit. :)
MR comments about what MRS just said about MR: Yeah, share me around a bit! \m/
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We are spontaneous and up for new things, however we do enjoy our nights out with friends and live bands, a few drinks, etc. Our shopping adventures, travelling, Cooking and keeping fit...and mostly our sex. OMG, the sex!
We like to be a bit different from everyone else, so if that's your vibe too, all the better! We dont mean different, in that you have a third leg, or an upside down ear lobe. No no. We want you to stand out from the crowd with a cool personal style. If you're name is 'Shazza', and being different is shouting at your kids on the bus, well... err... move on, nothing to see here.
We don't generally play on the first meet, we would like to get to know our partner/s before anything happens. Having said that, we are not into endless chatting, pic collecting, leading on, etc, and you can talk us into pretty much anything. Don't be alarmed if we ask you early on to verify you are real... tired of fakes and fat men sitting behind a 21yo blonde girls profile :(
Our number is listed, but don't call... thats a bit too forward for us! SMS if you must. We won't play on a first 'date'. Period. Well, maybe. We don't care how horny you are. If you do choose to SMS, include a damn username! Let us check you out! Oh yeah, that's so we can screen out Shazza.
Oh, and yeah, you are gunna have to want to share pics of what you look like before we'll meet. We've been caught out in too many awkward situations where we are all hyped up and ready to meet someone, and they end up having a third arm. WTF?!?! Seriously!! We want to know these things so we can be prepared. We would have brought an extra glove with us for starters... and how the hell do you handcuff someone with three wrists?? WTF PEOPLE!!!
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