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molested_sponge
Capalaba,
Queensland (QLD)
Man
31
The odds are good, but the goods are odd
As you may have guessed from my username I have a warped, sarcastic sense of humour. But I'm usually well-behaved unless I'm instructed differently. Life's good at the moment! I work full time but have a lot of time to fill in the evenings and weekends. (Can I pencil you in?) I have my own place in Capalaba and would love to roll out the red carpet* for any ladies who want to be treated like starlets for the night.
* Carpet may not actually be red. No liability accepted for any injury or loss sustained as a result of my beige carpet.
I enjoy seeing the Brisbane Lions and the cricket. Sometimes even the Lions win and I can stay awake for the whole cricket match. Those are good days. I'm always looking to improve on my life. I don't have the flexibility for yoga but at least I'm not one of these wankers who thinks he's an MMA fighter. Have you seen all these men walking around with TAPOUT shirts? Personally I try NOT to encourage people to start punching me in the head whenever I can! Maybe I should invest in a T shirt with Gandhi on it instead? Or Mother Theresa. Anyone who punches a guy wearing a Mother Theresa shirt is going straight to hell and is not passing go or collecting $200.
I'm trying to push myself out of my comfort zone this year. But I need the help of sexy ladies to make me uncomfortable and give me a push! ;)
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happyguy301
Brisbane,
Queensland (QLD)
Man
32
happyguy301
Hey, I'm new(ish) to brisbane. I've been living here for about 3 months. Prior to that, I spent 10 years living overseas and inter-state doing se pesky mining jobs.
I always end up in these bizarre conversations of taking over the world...and a few projects have been inspired by the 3am pub chat of "wouldn't it be awesome if".. I grew up (not that I readily admit to being a grown up) on the Sunshine Coast, so the beach, water and a surf board are always in the background.
I'm easily bribed with chocolate, red wine or a misadventure. At the moment I'm commuting between Brisbane and Melbourne for work & uni. I am a typical aussie male. And when I took the meyer briggs personality type, I found out I was the INTJ...
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bundybig1
Sandgate,
Queensland (QLD)
Man
46
Very horny and in need of attention… NOW!
Hi! I'm a 45 year-old man.
I like having sex like every normal person u can never get enough as they say ,
People have described me as good-looking but you can be the judge of that.
I enjoy the outdoors, whether at the beach or in the country.
i am a easy going and got a good senice of humor like to try new &different things
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vishdish
Stones Corner,
Queensland (QLD)
Man
39
Vishdish
Hi there, if you have got as far as reading my profile it means you’ve received a message from me (above the many you have no doubt received)
And my apologies for the somewhat vague picture of me but I promise if you do write back and ask, I will give you the access to my private pictures that will reveal- just about- all.
Ya’ can’t beat biology, physical attraction is pretty important so more than happy to submit myself to scrutiny...one thing I absolutely will not lower myself to is that I do NOT put up intimate shots of my more dangly body parts-ugh! How uncouth that is! Besides it eliminates the mystery that is part of the fun and provides a spoiler to the point where you do reveal all to your lover, naked and in each others’ embrace-BLISS!
I’m a professional man; yes and I do consider myself a gentleman in the old-fashioned sense of the word. I’m really looking to connect with a lady with wit and one who can hold their own in a conversation. Unlike so many men who claim to be attracted to confident, assertive, women but are actually totally insecure, I actually am attracted very strongly...Stimulate the mind and you are stimulating the ultimate sexual organ, being , of course, your brain. Laughter works very well for me and I think i’m actually pretty good and getting at least a smile without "putting it on". I’m very well travelled and have lived in a number of other cultures...
So there you go, intriguing enough?
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givan
Cannon Hill,
Queensland (QLD)
Man
41
Respectful Sexy Couple looking for female friend
We are searching for sexy 30 - 50yrs big boobed female who wants sexual enjoyment and fun. Clean and waxed, no pressure nice time. we both love boobs and my gorgeous girl wants to suck and lick them big time. Dinner and fun play when out, relaxed sexy night together, beautiful memories and future connections. No video or photos. All contacts treated with upmost privacy.
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