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I'm a paranoid schizophrenic. I'm also a paranoid schizophrenic. People misunderstand genius, I think out of fear or jealousy.
I enjoy turning enemies into friends and visa versa. I was breast fed until the age of eight. The family dog was happy once I was finally weaned. I am easily the most humble person you will ever meet. I've been described as "saucy" but only by me.
I like wrong number phone sex, and short walks on the beach. I have a pathological fear of being wealthy, but I've done very self-destructive things for money. I've been curious to the point of voyeurism. .
A few years ago I conquered the world, but drank too much at the after party, and when I came to, the world had taken itself back. I've been described as "disarmingly intelligent" but only by the voices inside my head. Someone once called me an idiot, to which I replied "Dad,you don't know what you're talking about."
I'm a punctual procrastinator. I'm a chronic insomniac. Recently my left testicle started getting cocky, so I shaved the right one just to show the left one what could happen to it.
I frequently offend those who are easily offended, and those who are not. No one would ever call me politically correct. However, many have called me a jerk, a bastard, rude, insensitive, the defendant, etc. The saying I hear the most often is: "That's him officer!" I like masturbating during confession so I can kill two birds with one stone.The Catholic priests like it too.

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gee never thought i would be doing this ,i am cleen discreet and respectfull.looking for lady or ladies to join me in discreet adult meetings i am not looking for long term love just someone who would enjoy meeting once in a while for cleen adventurous fun.if you are intrested i would love to hear from you,so dont be shy if you like how about giving us a try!!!!!!!

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Hi! I'm a 24 year-old guy, who has joined this site for one thing - SEX and lots of it...I admit that I am a sexual animal and can't get enough. I'm an athletic sexy guy and many people have found me attractive.
**** due to my job i cannot display a photo as I MUST be discreet***** please do not let this deter you, I promise once we talk I can give you links to photos etc. via facebook or email and you WILL NOT be disappointed!

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hi iam not very good at this but i an very easy going bloke looking for a relationg all mates .i am not looking for one nite stand.i like fishing motorsport the outdoors an watching a good movie with someone special.
ps it very RUDE NOT TO REPLY TO SOMEONE only takes a secondppl

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Wonderful hands, hungry for erotic touch!
My motto is: Sex lasts for some minutes, but sensuality can last for hours!
Experienced & love to see my partner(s) have a good time.
Also, people tell me I look about 48, which is nice.
Happy to find someone who can hold an interesting conversation, (not essential).

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Hi! I'm a 28 year-old man.

I enjoy pleasing my partner and won't stop until I'm asked to.
I'm comfortable with my looks and many people have found me attractive.
I enjoy the outdoors, whether at the beach or in the country.

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well adjusted guy lookn to play , am keen, considerate versatile n willing to please those who take time for sum fun.

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I'm a very horny guy looking for some sexually charged women for fun, i'm average to not bad looking with a few extra pounds, i enjoy meeting friends & new people & cars

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Looking for happiness and companionship with a fun like minded person to share good times & laughs with :)

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My preference is for a heart connection before any sex. I enjoy the gentle touch as we explore each other, I delight in honouring and being honoured by a partner. I want to get to know you first and I want to feel that you are a beautiful human being.

I want our hearts and minds to meet so that our bodies can enjoy each other.

I'm definitely not one of these fuck and run types!

If you are looking for a heart cuddle, but can only find men who want sex, connect with me.

I have no pictures of my penis, because that's not my only sex organ: I have my hands and the tips of my fingers. :-) - and anyway putting up pictures of my penis is just weird.

I don't really care what you look like, because it's your humanity that I want to see.

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