Adult Personals in Launceston, Tasmania (TAS)

I'm a paranoid schizophrenic. I'm also a paranoid schizophrenic. People misunderstand genius, I think out of fear or jealousy.
I enjoy turning enemies into friends and visa versa. I was breast fed until the age of eight. The family dog was happy once I was finally weaned. I am easily the most humble person you will ever meet. I've been described as "saucy" but only by me.
I like wrong number phone sex, and short walks on the beach. I have a pathological fear of being wealthy, but I've done very self-destructive things for money. I've been curious to the point of voyeurism. .
A few years ago I conquered the world, but drank too much at the after party, and when I came to, the world had taken itself back. I've been described as "disarmingly intelligent" but only by the voices inside my head. Someone once called me an idiot, to which I replied "Dad,you don't know what you're talking about."
I'm a punctual procrastinator. I'm a chronic insomniac. Recently my left testicle started getting cocky, so I shaved the right one just to show the left one what could happen to it.
I frequently offend those who are easily offended, and those who are not. No one would ever call me politically correct. However, many have called me a jerk, a bastard, rude, insensitive, the defendant, etc. The saying I hear the most often is: "That's him officer!" I like masturbating during confession so I can kill two birds with one stone.The Catholic priests like it too.

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Hi! I'm a 24 year-old guy, who has joined this site for one thing - SEX and lots of it...I admit that I am a sexual animal and can't get enough. I'm an athletic sexy guy and many people have found me attractive.
**** due to my job i cannot display a photo as I MUST be discreet***** please do not let this deter you, I promise once we talk I can give you links to photos etc. via facebook or email and you WILL NOT be disappointed!

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hi iam not very good at this but i an very easy going bloke looking for a relationg all mates .i am not looking for one nite stand.i like fishing motorsport the outdoors an watching a good movie with someone special.
ps it very RUDE NOT TO REPLY TO SOMEONE only takes a secondppl

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Hi! I'm a 28 year-old man.

I enjoy pleasing my partner and won't stop until I'm asked to.
I'm comfortable with my looks and many people have found me attractive.
I enjoy the outdoors, whether at the beach or in the country.

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we are a married couple looking for other couples females to have fun with share some experiences and make eachother feel things that you havnt felt before or would like to feel again , we are easy going and get on with others easily ,

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well adjusted guy lookn to play , am keen, considerate versatile n willing to please those who take time for sum fun.

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Married couple with two kids looking for a little fun. never done anything like this before but keen to spice things up.
we are a clean & take pride in our appearance
He is fit & athletic , she is easy going & loves a laugh & attractive

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fun loving couple looking for fun with other couples or females,for discreet times,tool box of toys and video camera ,the fun will roll,big bath with bubbles and a few drinks !!!!

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we are a young married couple looking for single bi curious female or couple for some fun. We class ourselves as outgoing, fun, love having a few drinks and socialising, love the outdoors and the beach. we are looking at finding people to have a good time with but discret. We are clean and shaven couple and would expect the same in return.

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Looking for happiness and companionship with a fun like minded person to share good times & laughs with :)

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