yes mikle, you are the best bloke ever, but you do deserve the spanking you will get on your wedding night....

may i suggest myname the cane, it brings pain like has never been felt before and will teach the wayward man a lesson or two i have no doubt

i was wrong, my mystery mailer is not NG....he is very cryptic whoever he is...a very intriguing man that has my head in a spin...the more i work out the more interesting he becomes...hmmmm men il understand them one day hehe maybe!!!

roxxy xxx

And intend using all three on our Mr Meinnamen's gorgeous butt!!

Ok, so, this man who has your head in a spin! Mr cryptic....Hmm

Let him know that if he messes with you he's in for trouble as we

take care of our Banga sista's!

Now for the fun part....oooeee girrrrrrlfriend...this is sooo exciting!

you just brought tears to my eyes woman....three canes....OMFG do you know how much those things hurt, i wanna cry just thinking about it :-(

but on the up side they arent going across my arse this time so all i have to say is...ner ner ner mikle hehehe

roxxy xxx

Oh man...they do hurt! Part of my training included being whacked

with each of the five canes a Mistress mate of mine had in her well

equipt dungeon...I was NOT HAPPY!!

Hows about I take some happy snaps for ya Roxxy....that would

give us a giggle to two (hundred)...lol

i love happy snaps....thank you myname.....god 5 canes, i had a domm once only hit me once with his....i cryed like a girl, when he went to hit me again, i grabbed it and told him what i was gunna do with....turns out i dont make a very good sub lol

but hey that flogga and the whips ohhhhhh baby more more more yummmm

roxxy xxx

Yielded a bumper crop this morning....LOL...crop...yeilded a bumper CROP

Oh dear...

Anyhoo...on with the shoooo...that was too funny Roxxy! I could almost

see it going down...you and the dom that is. Come to think of it...a male

dom makes me laugh anyway...like come onnn...its just not natural! All

a girl's gotta do is pout and excercise her pussay power and TADAAAA

he's on his knees begging forgiveness!

Oh Dear...MK2...another image taster at your reaction to the first bite of a

cane....

You: OWWWCHH!! Oh phuck that! Listen up buster..try that again and I'll

shove that cane up ya butthole....capishe? 'lip trembling but said with a steely

reserve'

Him: 'eyes agog' oh oh oh...baby Im sorry, oh oh...I didnt mean to hurt you

oh baby please dont be angry with me...I just wanted to turn you on...oh oh

LOLOL...Ohhh yeahhhhh...nothin like a good laugh to start the day...thanks

sista....YOU ROCK!

ps: We aiming to hit the 200? Yeah, go for it!

Received a flirt from a guy who's 'wants' most certainly don't match

what I have to offer so maybe he's willing to relax his criteria...gawd

Oh..and...HE'S MARRIED!....ARRRGHHHH!!

'A nice gal who is seeking no strings companionship. You must have a good sense

of humour be slim well proportioned. No scars, aged between 30 and 40. You must

be out-going, kind hearted, friendly exciting person who likes men and willing not to

take life too seriously. The rest - well we can play it as it comes.. '

hahaha thats funny....another man looking for his barbie doll.....

when will men ever understand...us woman are about as perfect as they are

i shake my head in amazement

roxxy xxx

thank you for pointing that out myname     

.....maybe if  i reach it     

...Fab will come for a holiday and give me a prize   

roxxy xxx   

Hey guys and gals, I've only read through part of the thread so I will apologise now if I go over someone else's spiel. Roxy, what you first posted is reasonably accurate from what most of the males I've been involved with over the years have wanted. However, as they have matured and got older they have settled in terms of idealistic personas and understand that the big breasted, slim, drop dead gorgeous, young female is not the person they want in the long term nor to be the bearer of their children. Myself, as most men will probably say the same, I have been with a variety of women both slim and those with curves and it doesn't come down to what they look like, although there does have to be that initial attraction and one that can continue, however, it comes down to the fact that you need that click on another level. The one where you can feel, say or do something and the automatic response from the other compliments it without having to think about it. I myself actually prefer a woman who has a few curves, breasts that are not overly large as if i can't fit them in my mouth it's definately a waste ;-) however, the main things I do look for are independence in most things, someone that doesn't need me but wants me. If that female happens to turn to me to feel safe in a circumstance as you mentioned earlier than great, but ideally I don't like someone who checks in with me for everything they do or vice versa. A female who shows initiative, shares a passion for adventure, and is willing to share their opinions, believes and attitudes and not someone who folds at the first sign of a disagreement or arguement. I think this sums me up in a nutshell, oh I forgot to mention that perspective females should be brunette hahahaaha Only joking ;-)

Kinda sucks big green banana's that you nearly lost your digit due to lack of medical

attention...remind me again...we are in australia...a first world country??...Hm..

Think of it this way tho dahlink, your little misadventure has prepared you for hours

of pure unadulterated pleasurable torture....ah yes toto....we're back in the land

of the long unemployment que...

ps: run forest....RUN!!!!!!!

you make some very good points there....so let me get this right

you dont care what she looks like...its the person she is, a girl that has that inner strength

as long as she is brunette...i may have a chance after all with someone if thats all it takes...lol

but mockery aside.....that is lovely i really hope you find her xx

roxxy xxx

Maybe I'm going to have to swim there. I'll probably look like the Thorpedo when I get there though.Fab

I joined this place as a joke a few years ago, between me and an Ex to see who would attract more attention. She won in the short term, but I hung in there and eventually claimed the title. After that ended, I eventually returned to this as a means to seek...I don't know.

Experiences? Events and situations that could change how I saw the world and maybe make my life a little more dashing and adventurous?

Adventure. That seems the best way to sum it up.

I'm looking for an adventure.

maybe someone said this already but i want a girl if they get woken up by a dog barking just to know its just dog barking and to give me hug and go back to sleep.

Well fellow RHPers this has been interesting reading to say the least Roxy you certainly opened a can of worms with some very interesting responses.

For me being a not thin showing some extra kilos on a large frame anyway, so many ladies, and I use that term loosely from this site are after perfection and nothing less. There are exceptions.There are nice guys that are beyond the 6 pack but have a great personalaity and a great soh who are adept at other skills.

I have met 2 ladies from RHP who I got along great with one was a great FB and we had a fantastic time in and out of the bedroom but alas I dont get to Melbourne enough.

Finding a lady that wants a man to be by her side, get out of  bed at anytime to see what the dog is barking at. Take the bin out, open the car door for her. So many ladies are so stubbon that a man wants something from her and is always suspicious.

Most people on here and other singles sites have baggage that Qantas couldnt shift in a A380. Coffee listening to what the ex did to her and the kids Im so past. Lets talk about now the future what we both want and or need leave the past to a much later time after we get to know each other.

At 50 I dont want to meet some young thing I have a daughter who is 26 and staff that are 32 and younger. Nothing in common with them and a mature body is fun to play with. The scars, blemishes strech marks are a part of life guys live with it.

Why so many guys only are interested in getting their cocks wet and dissappearing is beyond me.

Sex has to be with the biggest organ the brain turn that on and look out

Windchaser....for a very interesting and refreshing reply.

Fab baby, start swimming cause im nearly at 200....so move it and il see you when you get here xx

TL, well done for not giving up and for winning the war....so you want some adventures????...your a very with it young man for some one so young, thats nice to see....hope you find the aventures your looking for xx

Windchaser, well what can i say...apart from, i think im in love with you lol xx.....like myname said that was a very refreshing read...thank you so much for your reply...it was a great look in to your mind xx

roxxy xxx

Where's the banga sisters tour bus? Seriously though are you going to be the red head or the brunette cos I want a jaccuzzi with the two sweedish back packers(verrrrry blonde) a redhead, a brunette and the girl next door(mousey brown). ( Oh she probably won't fit so she can just stand and watch in her summer strappy summer dress). Lol. Fab