Dear Dog, since I don't believe in you I expect you to not belive in me.
I would like to point out most of the people you seem to be punishing are children and women. I propose that instead of advertising for anonymous sex you should be punished by NO SEX FOREVER.
Now bugger off and bother someone else.
What’s wrong with you humans, yes I made you in my image you are all perfect….... I gave you everything, everything is provided in plenty.
I didn’t make the rules, you did. Yaa you say I did, but I didn’t you did, because you power crazy. The only thing I gave you was free will and choice. And what do you do with it…..nothing. You blame me for everything. And that’s stinks big time. Don’t blame me for your greediness, power hungriness, short sightlessness, hate, and sheer nastiness. I did not do this to you, you did. I am a loving God. And who told you I am a male…I am everything, don’t put a label on me.
Have a look what you created and take responsibly for once in your life, it’s easy to say I God didn’t help you. Its bullshit, look around look really around open your eyes your ears and listen and watch…..I gave you everything……only you are not honest and need someone to blame.
Dont you know that we all one! You are me and I am you.....
I am not fucking you again, I am sick to death of being virgin
Yes you fucked me but then you put your hand down there again , and bingo I am healed again!
Yes your always yelling out like the second cumming of yourself.
And stop calling me Mary, it creeps me out as I am not sure if your yelling for your mum or that whore Mary Magdalene. Yeah I know your mothers perfect but you really believe she was a virgin when you were born? Yeah right
Learn to cook, I am fed up with fish with bread all the time.
And that burning bush you gave me, well it took a week on penicillin to fix it.
Yeah and how come you rose from the dead, but cant get your cock up after you turn the water to wine?
Thank heavens I am older now so those priests you hired are not after me any more. Once I turned ten I was of no interest to them at all.
Yes its called a missionary position cause you lay back and say ohhh god I hope he is finished soon.
I am not worried if I go to hell as I hear the Devil has more of an imagination and is a dirty fucker, my kind of guy, I have seen Dante s inferno and they look like they are having a hell of a time.
TR who will confess and be a good girl, who will blow St Peter at the gates to get into heaven
Seems fair as St Peter will think he has gone to heaven and back after I get my lips on his cock.
Dear God could you please ask your seniors in command to stop molesting children , expecting us to believe in a rabbit that lays chocolate eggs and that some fucker was nailed to a cross for me…. Oh and while you’re at it can you please stop the Mormon’s & Jehovah witnesses knocking on my fucking door ( oh this could be too much to ask …But so is believing in a god pffffft as if ) .
hi! Coodie Yowie.. Self Proclaimed "God" ..
Thanks for that sample of your Profile I got a great laugh out of it....Plus it passed my time whilst I wait for my Next TV show to begin..So far a very Positive encounter.. he!he!
it has raised a question or two in My mine....
Do you change sexes at will?... because it still hasn't be proven 1 God exists 2 If the Entity does... are you Male, Female or Both ..Ha!ha!
Or is it all in My Mind that you "God" is the creator of all..If so Get out of My Mind Please I haven't finished with it..ha!ha!
1 more thing it's said in a Sunday service "God Be with You " Um..so how come you haven't contacted me as yet.. so I can show you the ways of Sexual Encounters have my way with you turn you into a very Hot sexy Devil too ha!ha! ...That was fun ..
Google this fella... and the Sumerian texts which are currently moving through some of out major museums...
They Portray "God" as somewhat different entity :)
And, I might add, one which certainly explains a lot about why shit is as it is.. answering a lot of the topics I read as underlying many of your issues with God as you are taught :)