I think my profile is pretty reasonable, but I kept getting contacts from guys from over east.
I changed my profile and down the bottom of my profile I said please no guys from over east.
Kept getting them.
So today I changed my profile that right at the very first it says
PLEASE READ ALL MY PROFILE BEFORE YOU CONTACT ME. in big print
It also said right at the top, not to contact me if you were over east unless of course there is a chance out paths will cross off-line
I come on today and a guy in his fifties, who has the word TOOL as part of his nic has sent me five flirts
I have to say I was bloody rude in my reply.
So people do you blow your stack and are rude as hell to people?
I have not ever had to do that but really, I saw RED when I got the flirts.
He was not a member so I guess he figured hey lets send the blond bimbo ten flirts she may not get it with one that I have a huge cock and will go down on her all night and mutter muter mutter, time to hit beach...let of some steam!
Have you been reading my mail? I just received "Hi, your pics look gorgeous, would you like to hook up"?
"Ummm have you read my profile?"
But I had only just changed my profile to make sure I was very clear. I was pretty rude in my message and also very very clear , and if I could have had my finger up in a salute I would have
I do not waste my energy to or get cross that much, hey I have not watched TV for two months nor read a paper, lovely way to enjoy life and stay ignorant at the same time.
but bless him
a few hours latter
here we go
"hi, am being forward but can only be knocked back! looking for new friends..I to paint sketch, write etc. ..if you chat on line would you add me?? (this is after I told him I do not chat on line) here is my mail address @yahoo.com.au thanks for reading this, refusal does not offend..regards Joe wtf.
I feel really bad I was so mean , no really
...can be such a pain in the butt. I get them all the time (*he lied with a cheeky grin*) but don't get a sweaty butt over any of them. I just assume they haven't read my profile...just looked at the pictures, so no harm no foul. Now the alternative would be if no one even contacted you...ever. Hear that echo...or is that the hum of a Lelo or Hitachi on high I hear in the background? Damn here's a real pisser...why don't they get off their woman loving ass and make some cool toys for us little boys to play with too?
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Of course, my answer might be different than what you gracious ladies have to say...but ohhhhhhhhhh well.
I am but a mere mortal male. So seriously...has "man bashing" become the latest fashion accessory here or is it now virulently spreading into the streets?
I did notice one recently that was so damn long that by the time I even thought about the pictures I was in a coma. Oh well, one helluva a hot little number...pity about the iPhone cam pics though. Like tagging a Monet with a can of liquid dust.
Ya know ya wanna.....so,say it.
cheers"
To which I responded - "I'm sorry to say that I'm not game mate. I've had a whole lot of threesomes with mf couples and I'm just really not interested in guys at all. All of my closest friends are gay so I can promise you I've had ample opportunities to experiment...:-("
I'm looking for a smashing hot older lady (age between 35 and 65). Hope she can show me the joys of sex.
( I do get hot under the collar sometimes, does that count?)
now stalky, this is my argument for the young ones having a problem here. this poor kid is going to find it hard to get his end wet.
Midnigh:t I am not man bashing at all, that person just happend to be a male that contacted me, a woman could do the same thing to a male?
I like men , no need for me to bash them. Its the person who just does not read the profiles is what I am on about, could be a man a woman or a couple.
and yep again from eastern states
and thos harrasing flirts and emails Midnight?Ok ok ok all you had to do was say no, for the 150th time...seeeze get over yourself. ( tongue in my cheek now)
I would swear I saw one that looked like the poor cat had shoved his head up a mackerel's ass?
That stuff smell awwwwwwww-ful...it stains even the bottom of a beer keg and the taste could permeate so horrifically that all the pineapple juice in the world would not make you fit for consumption for weeks, maybe months or god forbid even a year or so.
The Cat in the Hat....he took the right option. Death with honour...rather than being knocked off the back of the fish truck from 3438km away and run over by a Vespa? I think the Cat deserves a medal.
Seriously....your really don't use that as a lubricant, do you?
whlilst ignoring a profile segment that says "no messages form over east" is just pointless one thing most of you are overlooking is that with the cheap air fares we enjoy these days it is not at all unreasonable to take a weekend away every now and again. If the profiler is genuinely looking for NSA attached fun, and/or particular interests what difference would it make what state players reside in as long as they can visit????
we travel for arts, we travel for music, we travel for sport, we travel for sex!
we might even travel for you
Paul