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You see things and the mind boggles..

Aug 20, 2012
The other day I was driving and the car in front, a micro hatch who's model type escapes me, seemed to be very low on it's suspension.  So low that I expected an issue of sparks and excitement each time it navigated one of the undulations in the bitumen.  As it was travelling at a speed befitting it's stance, I pulled out to pass.  I drew along side.  I noticed the occupants were all probably basketball players.  All in their late 20s and all nursing a large suit case in their laps.  In fact the vehicle was literally full of sleeping bags and luggage.  The windows close to bursting.

While behind this vehicle I had noticed it was heavily inked.  A modern AFL footballer would have been proud.  Two of the more prominent bumper stickers, stuck in my mind.

"Clap Clap for Chlamydia" and "Get a spoon and eat my arse"

Ummm.. What's this all about?  Any idea where this car may have been going?  Use your imagination.

~laughs~
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Hesione

perhaps

they hate koalas and love coprophilliacsx Hugs H
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kscully69

Where??????

"Clap Clap for Chlamydia" and "Get a spoon and eat my arse"
Any idea where this car may have been going?

Nearest hospital would be my guess.


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msmarvelous   Woman 55yrs

Off to the woods

Maybe looking for an Ozzie version of dueling banjo's
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@msmarvelous, Hesione

Well it was heading for the hills..

And I love the Koala comment  ~laughs~

All good answers people. Keep em coming.
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50zcool

Not fair really,

I don't think koalas are arseholes !
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Smilingwithfun   Man 53yrs

Interesting

Perhaps they where medical students playing sport

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DickInABox  

Man 28yrs

mind bottling..

"When things get so crazy that your thoughts get all trapped, like in a bottle."

Couldn't help myself..
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Crikey!!

@DickInABox - FFS I thought I'd made a silly typo.  I had to scroll up and check.  It's the sort of thing I'm use to doing you see?..  ~laughs~
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Hesione

or maybe

they were male strippers off to their first gig,suitcases full of costumes,and because it was an out of town gig,sleeping bags for dossing down at the local CWA hall....where the hen's night stripathon would take place  x Hugs H
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wowwow11   Man 40yrs

Chop Shop

To dig the grave and bury the pieces of the hooker's in the boot
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MadamDragonfly   Woman 61yrs

You See Things and The Mind Boggles..

Thanks for the fun Topic he!he!

Well the instance of chlamydia has risen in Koalas so maybe this car of horny 20yr olds  and others like them.. travelling around the country checking out the wild life being  close up and personal  he!he! They're getting lots of fresh air  and exercise..taking their focus off of Girls he!he! O'Man that's warped but fun..

Gotta Luv those Bumper Stickers he!he! I saw 1 made me giggle all the way home..it basically said I'm not sure word for word..

"People tell you to grow some Balls..But they are soft and sensitive..What you need is to grow a Vagina

It's strong and can take a Pounding he!he!"

Enjoy Cheers Lu :)

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lovman8   Man 61yrs

accountants???

A group of accountants trying to shake their boring staid image........and tax time does send accountants a little crazy
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Ghostbusters

I'm guessing....

They're off to see the wizard..the wonderful wizard of OZ!!
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Ghostbusters

And.....

One that I saw, in my many travels along the Hume between Sydney and tarcutta was "if you CAN see my mirrors, then show us ya TITS!!" pity it wasn't on my truck :p
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@wowowowowo

Why that is hilarious I don't know.. Just that it is.

The other stickers mentioned made me smile to. Thanks to you both. ~smiles~

~Atheists scream your name during sex~
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tuscanred   Woman 60yrs

novel profile

i believe i
am someone to like,
and i also like to
garden with someone who likes to f*ck

i hope you understand where i am coming from. if not read the last word of each line

 

well I thought it was a bit different, but nooooooooooooo its not working for me

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Miketheduc   Man 53yrs

Sayings

When i was young and not worrking I decided to make T shirts to sell.

I had a bunch of things written on them.

 

My fave was

"make love not war... no-one ever got killed by a tit"..

 

I sold a few of those to hippies and soon got kicked out of the sunday market because the narrow minded people didn't like my t -shirt slogans.

 

Oh well I was young and odjectionable.

 

Mike

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PAPA_K_NANA   Couple Man 46yrs Woman 46yrs

endangered species

is interspecies breeding of koalas illegal in tasmania ? i have this friend....

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