I have a thing for a man in uniform.
I will speed, just to get pulled over and then I have to do rude things so I get out of a fine.
Yes
Once for a speeding ticket the officer pulled over me and my girlfriend. In a speed trap thing she was driving.
I flirted with a guy who was on the passenger side.
We drove off, the one I was talking to came after us on a bike and said give us that ticket cheeky.
He ripped it up, then a few weeks later
Two nice cops came to our flat , surprise surprise.
One new-years again with a girlfriend, we got picked up because we were hitching from a party( god now I tear my girls a new arse hole if they ever did that) anyway.
We went parking in Kings Park but all I did was kiss the guy in the front seat with me, my girlfriend was having great sex with her cop in the back seat of the cop car.
I felt kinda embarrassed was a lot younger and not so brave then.
I drive around and around till I find a booze bus, cause it gives me a moist on when he says blow into this.
And I don’t even drink!
...there are female police officers too, right?
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Damn...a hot chick with a gun? Ohhhhhh yeah!
It is so easy to do...I have even been let off by gay policewomen! I love my breasts and my body and how far it can get me...not only with police, but with retailers and getting discounts or people will bend over backwards to get me something that is sold out or unattainable! I have also had sex or given blow jobs or allowed them to touch my breasts depends how deeply in trouble I am! See, that is what I love about being a woman...we really do have the power of the pussy! Oh and Delicious...isn't it just great to have sex in the back of the van lol....mmmmmm loved the days before they installed camera's in the back!
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Oh and for the person that said her ticket was ripped up? Not possible...as the tickets are numbered and there is an enquiry if one carbon copy is missing! They can't even write out the ticket and then cancel it ....doesn't happen!
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Oh nahhhh you're so wrong - we'll still respect you in the morning - pmsl... sure. Far be it for me to compare a headjob to get off a ticket as claytons prostitution. Lucky the only tickets I get are those on myself.
I must say I too have begun cruising around looking for boozebuses like Tuscan. There's something kinda hot about a barely legal newbie policegirl slipping something into your mouth and the boozebuses seem to be where they send them all :-)
Thanks for the laugh of the day...that was so funny to read! There is always one woman that has to put that "weapon" forward! I am a woman and I am proud to be one...and shit yeah...I was given tits and a pussy and yes I am going to use them to get what I can and out of what I can't! I also shave my legs and pits....sue me!
Hah! Last time I checked, you were more focused on trying to avoid getting a ticket for a trailer rego violation and were far more pre-occupied being thankful your so-called "barely legal newbies" didn't understand Vehicle Registration Law! PMSL *eyeroll*
In NSW, our police officers have to be at least two years away from being "barely legal" to join the Police Force and they learn most of those kind of skills at the Goulburn Academy... Ohhh some of the stories that come out of that place would curl your toes!
Can I just clarify that you are serious here? I ask only because I wonder if this door swings both ways? Could you safely say you would not be swayed by a male attempting to illicit some kind of discount or special concession from you based on his looks or flirting ability? I couldn't.
Personally, I can't answer the OP's question, as I have yet to have to use my flirting prowess to get me out of a situation like this, but you can be certain I would if it were required of me! Not sexual favours, but certainly flirting. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!
Flirty x
I used to have two large guard dogs, and bought their food, pallets at a time...
When the local shop.... (like wal mart - but in Regional WA) had the dog food on special I would go buy a pallet of it.. then go to the service counter and ask for a discount.
First time, I got told there are no discounts on SALE ITEMS..
Second time.. I got told the same thing... EXCEPT.... one of the managers was closeby, and came over... he was OBVIOUSLY curious.. and I straight away realised this could work in my favour.. a big happy smile, a bit of eye contact.. and I had a very good discount..
From then on, I learned to use this to my advantage..
Read the signs.. smile in the right direction, and be like a barmaid..."Always appear to be available"
Hey, straight men can play these games too you know.
caveman