How to speak "womeneese"!
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Pusscat
Dictionary for Women's Personal Ads
40ish = 49
Adventurous = slept with everyone
Athletic = no tits
Average looking = ugly
Beautiful = pathological liar
Contagious smile = does alot of pills
Emotionally secure = on medication
Feminist = fat
Free spirit = junkie
Friendship first = former "very friendly" person
Fun = annoying
New age = body hair in wrong places
Open minded = desperate
Outgoing = loud and embarrassing
Passionate = sloppy drunk
Professional = bitch
Wants soul mate = stalker
WOMEN"S ENGLISH
Yes = no
No = Yes
Maybe = no
We need - I want
I am sorry = you'll be sorry
We need to talk = you are in trouble
Sure, go ahead = you better not
Do want you want = you will pay for this later
I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron
You are very attentive tonight = is sex all you think about?
MEN"S ENGLISH
I am hungry = I am hungry
I am sleepy = I am sleepy
I am tired = I am tired
Nice dress = nice cleavage
I love you = lets have sex now
I am bored = do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime = I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie/dinner = I'd like to have sex with you
Those shoes dont match that outfit = I am gay!
Pusscat xx
40ish= 56
9 inch = 7 inch
Adventurous = Dressed up in mummy's clothing and I liked it....
Athletic = played 3 games of Rugby in my teens before breaking my collarbone....
Average looking - = head like a robber's dog, I visit the dentist to get my tooth cleaned...
Buff = got heaps of bulk in my upper torso..read man boobs.....
Caring = about Motor Racing, Footy scores etc....
Cultured = I once ate Sushi cause me mate dared me....
Daring = posted someone else's pic on my profile - fuck I hope me mate/ son never finds out!!
Diverse = See Cultured
Energetic = I can walk to the bar fridge and get my own Beer....
Friendship first = I'll be friends with you... will consider fucking you until someone better looking, younger, more top heavy comes along...
Fun = Like farting in bed...
Funny = Like farting in bed and covering you with the Doona so you can't help but breathe it in...
Loving = Until I come
Open minded = I am sooo horny, I will stick my cock into anyhole..Male, Female, Apple Pie...
Outgoing = see you later..I'm off to the pub/Footy etc..to shag anything I can find...
Passionate = See Caring...
Personable = See Open minded
Talkative = I will chat up anyone who flashes her tits at me on webcam....
Just in jest....
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