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Mar 12, 2010
woody_pusscat  

Couple Man 50yrs Woman 45yrs

How to speak "womeneese"!






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woody_pusscat  

Couple Man 50yrs Woman 45yrs

OOOPs Not having a good computer day

Sorry follks  - that did not work!

Pusscat

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woody_pusscat  

Couple Man 50yrs Woman 45yrs

Trying Again

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Jean_Girard   Man 36yrs

Bit harsh....

I've had a handful make more sense than that...  but I get what you're saying!
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woody_pusscat  

Couple Man 50yrs Woman 45yrs

One More Go!

Dictionary for Women's Personal Ads

40ish = 49

Adventurous = slept with everyone

Athletic = no tits

Average looking = ugly

Beautiful = pathological liar

Contagious smile = does alot of pills

Emotionally secure = on medication

Feminist = fat

Free spirit = junkie

Friendship first = former "very friendly" person

Fun = annoying

New age = body hair in wrong places

Open minded = desperate

Outgoing = loud and embarrassing

Passionate = sloppy drunk

Professional = bitch

Wants soul mate = stalker

WOMEN"S ENGLISH

Yes = no

No = Yes

Maybe = no

We need - I want

I am sorry = you'll be sorry

We need to talk = you are in trouble

Sure, go ahead = you better not

Do want you want = you will pay for this later

I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron

You are very attentive tonight = is sex all you think about?

MEN"S ENGLISH

I am hungry = I am hungry

I am sleepy = I am sleepy

I am tired = I am tired

Nice dress = nice cleavage

I love you = lets have sex now

I am bored = do you want to have sex?

May I have this dance = I'd like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime = I'd like to have sex with you

Do you want to go to a movie/dinner = I'd like to have sex with you

Those shoes dont match that outfit = I am gay!

Pusscat xx

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Cait_Sidhe

Man speak

40ish= 56

9 inch = 7 inch

Adventurous = Dressed up in mummy's clothing and I liked it....

Athletic = played 3 games of Rugby in my teens before breaking my collarbone....

Average looking - = head like a robber's dog, I visit the dentist to get my tooth cleaned...

Buff = got heaps of bulk in my upper torso..read man boobs.....

Caring = about Motor Racing, Footy scores etc....

Cultured = I once ate Sushi cause me mate dared me....

Daring = posted someone else's pic on my profile - fuck I hope me mate/ son never finds out!!

Diverse = See Cultured

Energetic = I can walk to the bar fridge and get my own Beer....

Friendship first = I'll be friends with you... will consider fucking you until someone better looking, younger, more top heavy comes along...

Fun = Like farting in bed...

Funny = Like farting in bed and covering you with the Doona so you can't help but breathe it in...

Loving = Until I come

Open minded = I am sooo horny, I will stick my cock into anyhole..Male, Female, Apple Pie...

Outgoing = see you later..I'm off to the pub/Footy etc..to shag anything I can find...

Passionate = See Caring...

Personable  = See Open minded

Talkative = I will chat up anyone who flashes her tits at me on webcam....

Just in  jest....

Cait_Sidhe

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MAX_IS_BACK   Man 43yrs

liked the first one

reminded me of the real thing.

could understand the second, sorta.


ahhahahahahahahahaahahaha


MAX
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MAX_IS_BACK   Man 43yrs

yes Trish, you are right

kids are much nicer when they are young. teenagers are just a pain

in the arse. babies are great. thinking i just don't like the answering

back bit. and they just sooooo cute when they young it makes your

heart melt.



ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha



MAX

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