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Jul 17, 2012
steve24seven   Man 33yrs

The zodiac says ....


* Aries: Oh, I was good!!!Wasn’t I?

* Taurus: Do we have to do different positions all the time? I * need to hide that damn Kama Sutra book!

* Gemini: It was good! Let’s do it again! Just give me a moment to call my mom to whine about the fact you didn’t bring me any flowers!

* Cancer: Sorry I’m crying. Its not you, it’s just me. You’re still gonna marry me, right?

* Leo: You’re welcome!

* Virgo: Let’s do it one more time before I make the bed! (also thinks: ) If I ask you to meet me on Tuesday at 9.00, is it ok with you

* Libra: Did I satisfy you? Was I good enough?

* Scorpio: Let me untie you!

* Sagittarius: Don’t call me! I’ll call you… what was your name again?

* Capricorn: Next time we‘ll turn off the lights, and I‘ll be on top! And, by the way, can you lend me your credit card?

* Aquarius: Have some more time? I just came up with a new position I think we must try!

* Pisces: If you liked it, I liked it!


But really, what do you  good people of RHP say after the "good deed' is done ???

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WAusMan

haha

Scorpio sounds about right.... if only the women i meet would let me tie them up.

but honestly, usually nothing. i'm a listener/observer more than talker.
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triunity   Couple Man 44yrs Woman 37yrs

Yaaaawwwnnnn!!!!

MrsTri: Hmm, so dreams don't come true.

MrTri: What's for brekky?
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Hesione

what do I say?

Thank you....I am a Sagg afterall.....x Hugs H
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Waterbabes   Couple Man 35yrs Woman 32yrs

I invariably say.....

"Dont touch me, I'm trying to sleep!!!" and Mr Waterbabes grunts and gets out of bed for an early surf....XXX

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xFunlovingx   Woman 52yrs

Pisces...

But from that list I will now consider myself a Sag bwahahahaha!

Hugs...xFunlovingx

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Bratzilla  

Woman 36yrs

"What the fuck are you still doing in my bed?"

;) (always figured I was a lousy cancerian)
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amuse_bouche  

Woman 25yrs

'Do you want pancakes or crepes?'

Oh please, I never fish for feedback. Compliments are always freely given ;)
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tuscanred   Woman 60yrs

I say

"What football team did ya all say you played for Boys? "
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Handmaiden   Woman 50yrs

Leo

You're welcome sounds about right to me. Usually though it is a "Good morning. Do you want coffee?"
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mooka   Man 54yrs

Pisces

But I would probably roll over, look her in the eyes and sat "God I hope one of us was drunk last night"
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LovelyB   Woman 26yrs

Morning?!?

I rarely let guest stay the night. A true Sagittarius it seems ;)
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jensman1903   Man 50yrs

Hehehehe.

"Pull my finger."
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Dieselnoi   Man 27yrs

Libra

I'm Libra which is about right, only I don't say it out loud....lol

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slippery_halo   Man 26yrs

Just two words: cof-fey

Yes please Handmaiden.
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MissSarahCurious   Woman 34yrs

Damn

I gotta start looking out for more Aquarians :D
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ApolloThirteen   Woman 42yrs

Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out. Kidding...

"Hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave." Yeah, yeah..... I know..
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itiswhatitis85   Woman 27yrs

hmmmm......

;) i think i need to find myself a scorpio!


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cold_ass_honky  

Man 41yrs

is that the time? haha

Quoting 'ApolloThirteen'
"Hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave." Yeah, yeah..... I know..


or, no need to get up and walk me out, i know/can find my way out.

 

i am a gemini, yet have never felt the need to call my mother after sex. mind you, i have assumed the foetal position in the corner, sucking on my thump and whimpering out "mummy". oh these repressed memories coming out. haha

 

maybe i am a true gemini.

 

ps. best forum topic in a long while

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wowwow11  

Man 40yrs

Noisy Pisser

Sorry Officer 

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Annabella237   Woman 43yrs

slapping his arse as I head him towards the door... and say

"You're a good root hey!!!"

Kiss him on the cheek, "of course I'll call you again"

Slam the door once he's through it....


Cancerian Anna


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