I think he is trapped at my studio, so do not expect anything at all this year girls
Me and a female friend tied him up and ate marshmallows of his abs and other parts
He did whisper for help
But the studio is sound proofed
I will let him out one day, promise
Those pizza boys are to afraid to deliver to the studio any more
Can I help it if my girlfriends are ravenous?
Packs up a WA home grown boy and ships him to Vintagetatu
Handle with care,and often
OOhhhhhh an erect cock for 24 hours for me to do with as i wished :P wahoooooooooooooo babyyyyyyyyy
Oh and a bouquet of orchids too please :p
See i havent asked for much this year .
For all those who dont have a valentine this year.. spoil yourself because you all deserve too!!!
xxTRIPS
♐ ♥ ⚘ ⚤ ☂
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...I'll be back later, I have to check the JB catalog and make a phone call to my friendly neighborhood bulk supplier of red silk ropes and one to the folks that sell that fabulous silky liquid chocolate in bulk so I can fill my spa.
PS...you needed a special V-Day umbrella. How can you ever hope to be a Sex Fairy without matching accessories?
*starts singing again*
I'm twisted and naughty but always nice.
The Sex Fairy is coming.......to town.
I'm sure Justin would love to oblige! Might even sing you a ballad while he's at it?
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Mrs E would like to bump and grind with Trey Songz and Neyo to make a mmf valentines spectacular.
Give me Marilyn Monroe (plus a time machine) as I'd like to lick her butt (Mrs E chimes in, that she would like to do the same)
"Ahhhhh..."
That go on and on and on
And I aint buying anymore. May need your help sweetie.
I'm glad you found your VIP invite...you know, I almost wish I had delivered it by hand.
And as for you, fair lady...I would never doubt for a moment that you would be caught without accessories to match nearly any celebration, event or even a ride on a growling, vibrating and hard throbbing street machine even if it never left the garage.
Okay, so I do have something for you that you might not have and happy to give you a V-Day present a few days early so you can try it out before you really need it...in spite of all this talk of being a lowly Squire. You know I have connections with at the Crown so be nice...and just hold out your hand? Thanks, that's a good little Sex Fairy. I know, it may look like just another set of nose plug for swimmers, but see the little cylinders there on each side? Yes ma'am...tiny little oxygen tanks, so once you go down you can stay down and will have about 15 minutes to do whatever it is that Sex Fairies do in a warm spa full of chocolate and no one will know. You can thank me later...or come good with Charlize, she's on my wish list you know?
*starts happily singing "The Sex Fairy is Coming to Town" chorus*
"Sheeeeeeeeee.....knows who likes blueberries,
She knows whose body's hot,
And when she disappears from site
She's going to take a shot......Sooooooooo"
Minxy...I think you may clear the fence by about a meter, maybe more.
Sorry, I got carried away playing the guitar solo in that damn song...I think I had my Marshall stack cranked up just a tad too high and my LP Custom really screams on the 12th fret. My bad.
Anyway, you and two guests is always appropriate...just think of the words "de tois" and you will always be politically and socially correct for all occasions. Oh my gawd...forget being politically correct, if you bring Julia you can just go for a swim in the Yarra together.
...seriously, you can you imagine her naked?
That is what Ide call A V Day
mmmmmmmmm