Ok, Im a woman...hear me roar!
In pain when I bonk a dude and he bolts/cums faster than a speeding train/dies/turns gay
In disgust when a bloke has a penis smaller than my little finger
In a state of mortification when he sees my pic
and exits stage right faster than stalky can place a post
Suffice to say...'great legs..shame about the face?'
BUT my mum told me I am pretty...
Sponge baths.....and cold spoons....Nursing 101.... need I say
anymore? (apart from ...it works!!!)
lol