Um, I show him a face pic..and he skeeedaddles!!

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Um, I show him a face pic..and he skeeedaddles!!

Jan 07, 2010
Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

Ok, Im a woman...hear me roar!

In pain when I bonk a dude and he bolts/cums faster than a speeding train/dies/turns gay

In disgust when a bloke has a penis smaller than my little finger

In a state of mortification when he sees my pic

and exits stage right faster than stalky can place a post

Suffice to say...'great legs..shame about the face?'

BUT my mum told me I am pretty...

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kjandnev

Was he expecting you

to have the face of a 20yo or something. Mature women mostly have mature faces.

complete with wrinkles, laugh lines, and furrows from trying to figure out men for all these years!

His problem Mz J...not yours!


Cheers Nev



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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

Mature?...u talkin to me Nev? lol

Gawd Nev, Mature face littered with laughter lines and furrows!?

Like I wasn't feeling bad enough after my almost fatal crash with

 'he who shall remain nameless MK 2'

RIP GI J's self esteem..

LOL...

It's all good Nev, just got off the phone from the 'extreme makeover'

team....they assure me they will have me ready in time for the dinner

party of the century.....

I'll be the one with the paper bag on my head...BUT with good legs...lolol

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heymumma   Woman 53yrs

we digs ya

Oh myname...did we come from the mould...when i lost my virginity...it was to a guy..then afterwards tells me his gay
me thinks bi..his older brother was gay..and i was only 16..darn it..young and stupid...ive just got older and sillier..lol
and still learning the ropes of dating..after 7 8 months,..lol

as for that dude...he was embarrassed for himself....performance anxiety on his part
and hey cant find a paper bag big enough for him...lmao

xoxoheymummaya not on ya own
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eunuch   Man 56yrs

Great material for Californication

Except the main character Hank is a bloke.

Will that work?
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Miss_Saturn   Woman 41yrs

we need some "girl love"

Hey MyName

 

Looks like you have another name to add to the arsehole list !

 

And guess what: I have one too !!!!!!!!

 

I fucking got stood up tonight ! That's my third time... I'm averaging one a week !

 

This one was apparently a "sure thing".  He knew that I'd been stood up recently and he PROMISED not to stand me up! 

 

But FFS... he did it anyway !

 

What a fucking fuk fuk fuk fucking arsehole!!! The little 29 year old Aussie shit !

 

He sounded soooooo... nice, the way he responded to my forum posts (hint hint).

 

He sounded soooo nice when we chatted on MSN for the past few days.

 

FFS !  Even the nice guys aren't nice.

 

Any way... I'm not too disheartened... I did meet a really great guy last night.  But we will see if it continues... (one becomes very sceptical on rhp)! 

 

I hope you keep trying like I will.  Lets enlist some girl power ! We will find some nice, good guys out there... we will I promise... they are just hiding... really really well!

 

Biggggg Hugggsss.

 

Ms Saturn

 

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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

Come to mumma...strike that...Mumma...cum to me (please)

Older and sillier...I like that...Anna Avacado is older and sillier

(thats my new pseudonym by the way...don't know where or why

just sorta WHAM hit me....off topic...darn)

Ah, dating..the scourge of the new millenium! As a fan of sharing

all manner of experiences, the good, bad and downright oogly

I've also become an eager student of all things related to this

strange but intriguing online phenomenon.

Perhaps my voyeuristic tendencies have left me ill equipped for

life in the online lane. Perhaps meeting ppl in real time where

they see you in totality and still want to shag your brains

loose...left me ill equipped for the overactive & subjective

imagination of dick thinkers...Perhaps I think too much...LOL

Dig you too mumma xx

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kjandnev

Hangs head in shame

Mannn these guys are doing my head in. 

Send em stickers for their foreheads with a big capital L.


As a race they are making us look rooooly bad!


Chicken shits!!!!!!


Cheers Nev........ 



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heymumma   Woman 53yrs

Lmao

ya just cracked me up....myname..hey we could have fun sending those fugly guys nuts...lol
let them think that they have a screw loose...by treating them the way they do to us head games being played
by them...then see how they question their own worth...

xoxomuma.
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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

we need some girl love.....booo yaaaa pt 2!!

Damn! I can't believe my eyes...shaking my head in utter disbelief Saturn!

I have a night of hunting down the offending 29 yr old forum contributer ahead of me!

What the hell is going on here? Way too many meaty bites getting away

with appauling behaviour! (yet another derrogatory term for DSHWWH/Good squad types)

Are these guys deaf, dumb and totaly stupid? Do I really need to ask these questions? lol

If it is any consolation Saturn (and all the ladies with similar experiences)

you have my admiration, respect and 100% support in eraDICating the sycophants

and embracing those really really well hidden 'nice guys'

Keeping my digits crossed for you Saturn xx

 

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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

Mumma....its a case of 'don't fuck with the fuckers'

Firstly a disclaimer: I don't normally resort to profanities however

I have a "thing" for 'Fuck'...such a versitile word don't you think?

I'm loving the way you think mumma!

Im sure Nev would approve too...

Operation Payback begins....

yeeeeeeeeeehaaaaa

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eunuch   Man 56yrs

Saturn and Myname's solution is in your hands...

You need to cultivate a liaison with the bondage and discipline boys.

The submissive variety... who will follow willingly and be your sex toys..

Gag them, bind them and they'll service each deviant niche.

Guys that won't run away.... and be a slave to every erotic wish.

Do anything you ask, any extraordinary task.

They'll be your captive audience to everything you say.

Then without doubt, perpetuate your reputation as RHP's best lay.
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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

slaves/subbies

Oh Eunuch! Don't get me started about those little upstarts!

Fee Fi Fo Fum...me smells the blood of a sub...will grind his bones

to make my bread....(whole other story there)

Whilst I have your attention, not sure what you meant about

californication...care to share?

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Miss_Saturn   Woman 41yrs

tie me up and whip me !

Hey Eunuch... LOVING your suggestion.

 

Never tried bondage... I seem to suck at everything else (although apparently I'm pretty good at sucking)... surely I may be on a winner with B+D ?? Would u be my teacher???

 

Californication... LOVE LOVE that show... Hank gets into all sorts of shit.  He's the BAD BOY I fantasise about !!

 

Myname... if you track down the model looking 29 yo HOTTIE who stood me up... then feel free to do what u want with him !  Perhaps he had to suddenly return to Sydney ? Perhaps after chatting on MSN at 5.30pm, he freaked and hopped on a plane back to mum ? Perhaps my teasing when he asked how to get from the city to St Kilda, was too much for him to handle (I suggested he walk to St Kilda Rd and catch a tram) !  Yes... pretty confronting stuff.  Perhaps because I was only prepared to drive to St Kilda for a drink rather than the 45minutes to his hotel in the city.. straight after a 13 hour day at work... put him off ? 

 

But... if nothing else I have enjoyed the last few days of chatting with some great rhp guys.  I just need Mooka to filter out the good ones for me !

 

xx Ms Saturn

 

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eunuch   Man 56yrs

Re: Great material for Californication

I think Saturn gets the Californication adult TV show reference...

Basically the antihero Hank gets himself into no end of strife of a sexual nature.... a bit like the misadventures I keep reading about here.... except they are told by women relating to the many traumas in their love life.

Myname's stuff would make great content for the show...

I suggest Saturn needs to mix it with Sophie, as Adelaide is a bit closer than WA, to get some valued pointers on BDSM.

Think also that LoveCurvie would have excellent insight into this subject too.

Good hunting xxxx
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funky_jd

Hey you

How are you going hun? Im mike from the north sydney area, would you like to chat sometime?

Nice legs by there way!! Hmmmm, do they like being sensually massaged?
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experimento  

Man 31yrs

Their loss

There is only one thing I can say about all this and that is that there is young dumb pricks giving all the good guys a bad name which gives me the absoloute shits!!!!!

 

Being an educated man i know it pays to do your home work before you open your big mouth and i check out both My name's & Saturn 86's profiles ( not in a stalky way) and all i can say is WOW!!!

 

My Name:  with legs like that I know i would be to busy down below with your legs wraped around my ears to even notice your face.... can we do coffee some time.

 

Saturn 86:  my god you are a stunner with an amzaing neckline and eyes (I am assuming that two) not to mention those sensuous lip mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Beautifu, why anyone would stand you up is beyou belief.... maybe he was out of his head on crack... his loss.

 

I guess i am replying to this post  to let you know that there is still good people (my age) out there who still believe in honesty and old fashion chivalry.

 

Come on laddies lets do lunch and i'll show you.

 

Chin up

 

Experimento

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Stalky  

Man 50yrs

Struth! Crikey!!

Struth. I go to bed early and look at this? My Dommy friend turns to girlie mush and renamed herself  after some kind of guacomalie... Anna avocado indeed! Where'd GI J go? I must be dreaming! Yes that's it... insomnia induced hallucinations... What you need is a full facial. :p come here and Stalky will make it all better :p stalky1
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Miss_Saturn   Woman 41yrs

A trip to Perth for BDSM

Mmmmm..... I''m wondering what the tax department would think if I claimed a trip to W.A to learn a new "business skill" ?

 

I like the concept of going to a place where everything is 3 hours behind.  Does that mean it takes longer to cum? Or..I could have sex in Melb...hop on a plane then have sex on arrival at basically the same time !  The idea of being able to claim that I fucked in two States at the same time...is an appealing one to my demented brain !  Maybe it's just too early in the morning and I need to eat my porridge and shut up ?

 

Re: Californication... Hank is a bit of a "role model" for me.  I know that says something about me?   I like his quirkiness and he's "what the fuck, just do it" attitude.  I love the fact that his mouth gets him into sooo much trouble (in more ways than one... just like mine).  And I love the fact that he KNOWS his life is totally fucked but keeps enjoying himself (just like I'm trying). 

 

xx Ms Saturn

 

 

 

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Stalky  

Man 50yrs

Yeah baby!

Did someone say Road trip to Perth? Wooohooo... I might get to look at some Virgin Air stewardesses!

 

Hugs

Stalky

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gentlemen_caller

long time

Myname and Saturn,
I do like the fact that you are venting your frustrations. I was also talking to another rhp female last night who also has had similar situations. I have to say that so far everyone on rhp that has chatted to me has been really nice. Last night for example I was invited by this girl to the hellfire club to meet some other rhp-ers... a big fetish party is probably not my cup of tea at the moment, but she was very accommodating.

What I don't see why someone would flake on a meeting... hell if it turns out that you don't want to have sex with whoever you are meeting at least have a chat and or a drink. I don't know maybe I'm too new at this.

C

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