Ok, Im a woman...hear me roar!
In pain when I bonk a dude and he bolts/cums faster than a speeding train/dies/turns gay
In disgust when a bloke has a penis smaller than my little finger
In a state of mortification when he sees my pic
and exits stage right faster than stalky can place a post
Suffice to say...'great legs..shame about the face?'
BUT my mum told me I am pretty...
to have the face of a 20yo or something. Mature women mostly have mature faces.
complete with wrinkles, laugh lines, and furrows from trying to figure out men for all these years!
His problem Mz J...not yours!
Cheers Nev
Gawd Nev, Mature face littered with laughter lines and furrows!?
Like I wasn't feeling bad enough after my almost fatal crash with
'he who shall remain nameless MK 2'
RIP GI J's self esteem..
LOL...
It's all good Nev, just got off the phone from the 'extreme makeover'
team....they assure me they will have me ready in time for the dinner
party of the century.....
I'll be the one with the paper bag on my head...BUT with good legs...lolol
Hey MyName
Looks like you have another name to add to the arsehole list !
And guess what: I have one too !!!!!!!!
I fucking got stood up tonight ! That's my third time... I'm averaging one a week !
This one was apparently a "sure thing". He knew that I'd been stood up recently and he PROMISED not to stand me up!
But FFS... he did it anyway !
What a fucking fuk fuk fuk fucking arsehole!!! The little 29 year old Aussie shit !
He sounded soooooo... nice, the way he responded to my forum posts (hint hint).
He sounded soooo nice when we chatted on MSN for the past few days.
FFS ! Even the nice guys aren't nice.
Any way... I'm not too disheartened... I did meet a really great guy last night. But we will see if it continues... (one becomes very sceptical on rhp)!
I hope you keep trying like I will. Lets enlist some girl power ! We will find some nice, good guys out there... we will I promise... they are just hiding... really really well!
Biggggg Hugggsss.
Ms Saturn
Older and sillier...I like that...Anna Avacado is older and sillier
(thats my new pseudonym by the way...don't know where or why
just sorta WHAM hit me....off topic...darn)
Ah, dating..the scourge of the new millenium! As a fan of sharing
all manner of experiences, the good, bad and downright oogly
I've also become an eager student of all things related to this
strange but intriguing online phenomenon.
Perhaps my voyeuristic tendencies have left me ill equipped for
life in the online lane. Perhaps meeting ppl in real time where
they see you in totality and still want to shag your brains
loose...left me ill equipped for the overactive & subjective
imagination of dick thinkers...Perhaps I think too much...LOL
Dig you too mumma xx
Mannn these guys are doing my head in.Â
Send em stickers for their foreheads with a big capital L.
As a race they are making us look rooooly bad!
Chicken shits!!!!!!
Cheers Nev........Â
Damn! I can't believe my eyes...shaking my head in utter disbelief Saturn!
I have a night of hunting down the offending 29 yr old forum contributer ahead of me!
What the hell is going on here? Way too many meaty bites getting away
with appauling behaviour! (yet another derrogatory term for DSHWWH/Good squad types)
Are these guys deaf, dumb and totaly stupid? Do I really need to ask these questions? lol
If it is any consolation Saturn (and all the ladies with similar experiences)
you have my admiration, respect and 100% support in eraDICating the sycophants
and embracing those really really well hidden 'nice guys'
Keeping my digits crossed for you Saturn xx
Firstly a disclaimer: I don't normally resort to profanities however
I have a "thing" for 'Fuck'...such a versitile word don't you think?
I'm loving the way you think mumma!
Im sure Nev would approve too...
Operation Payback begins....
yeeeeeeeeeehaaaaa
Oh Eunuch! Don't get me started about those little upstarts!
Fee Fi Fo Fum...me smells the blood of a sub...will grind his bones
to make my bread....(whole other story there)
Whilst I have your attention, not sure what you meant about
californication...care to share?
Hey Eunuch... LOVING your suggestion.
Never tried bondage... I seem to suck at everything else (although apparently I'm pretty good at sucking)... surely I may be on a winner with B+D ?? Would u be my teacher???
Californication... LOVE LOVE that show... Hank gets into all sorts of shit. He's the BAD BOY I fantasise about !!
Myname... if you track down the model looking 29 yo HOTTIE who stood me up... then feel free to do what u want with him ! Perhaps he had to suddenly return to Sydney ? Perhaps after chatting on MSN at 5.30pm, he freaked and hopped on a plane back to mum ? Perhaps my teasing when he asked how to get from the city to St Kilda, was too much for him to handle (I suggested he walk to St Kilda Rd and catch a tram) ! Yes... pretty confronting stuff. Perhaps because I was only prepared to drive to St Kilda for a drink rather than the 45minutes to his hotel in the city.. straight after a 13 hour day at work... put him off ?
But... if nothing else I have enjoyed the last few days of chatting with some great rhp guys. I just need Mooka to filter out the good ones for me !
xx Ms Saturn
There is only one thing I can say about all this and that is that there is young dumb pricks giving all the good guys a bad name which gives me the absoloute shits!!!!!
Being an educated man i know it pays to do your home work before you open your big mouth and i check out both My name's & Saturn 86's profiles ( not in a stalky way) and all i can say is WOW!!!
My Name: with legs like that I know i would be to busy down below with your legs wraped around my ears to even notice your face.... can we do coffee some time.
Saturn 86: my god you are a stunner with an amzaing neckline and eyes (I am assuming that two) not to mention those sensuous lip mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Beautifu, why anyone would stand you up is beyou belief.... maybe he was out of his head on crack... his loss.
I guess i am replying to this post to let you know that there is still good people (my age) out there who still believe in honesty and old fashion chivalry.
Come on laddies lets do lunch and i'll show you.
Chin up
Experimento
Mmmmm..... I''m wondering what the tax department would think if I claimed a trip to W.A to learn a new "business skill" ?
I like the concept of going to a place where everything is 3 hours behind. Does that mean it takes longer to cum? Or..I could have sex in Melb...hop on a plane then have sex on arrival at basically the same time ! The idea of being able to claim that I fucked in two States at the same time...is an appealing one to my demented brain ! Maybe it's just too early in the morning and I need to eat my porridge and shut up ?
Re: Californication... Hank is a bit of a "role model" for me. I know that says something about me? I like his quirkiness and he's "what the fuck, just do it" attitude. I love the fact that his mouth gets him into sooo much trouble (in more ways than one... just like mine). And I love the fact that he KNOWS his life is totally fucked but keeps enjoying himself (just like I'm trying).
Did someone say Road trip to Perth? Wooohooo... I might get to look at some Virgin Air stewardesses!
Hugs
Stalky