"You won't be disappointed"....makes me run for the hills

xFunlovingx

The profiles that are jokey, not too serious always tickle my fancy as well as funny bone but to be totaly honest--anyone can pen words tho some are too lazy..its the pics!!!! A good pic suckers both Mr Sat and I in every time..

What doesnt float my boat is the "sexy duo ready for rauchy times.." but Ive bleeted about that before!!! Also the ones that can give too much infomation...make me go eeewwwwwww --no names no pack drill,,,,,

Thanks Polar_Bear_Girl xxxx 

Whilst one may go through a temporary phase of indulging a cyborg fantasy-(maybe too much RoboCop? or wondering what BobaFett really looked like or thinking too much about HC under all that black pvc).

The motivation to contact anyone that has a profile that appears robotic and has no trace of a human's creativity/interaction ( ie made by template builder) is not there at all. 

Unless the photos are absolutely outstanding and I don't mean the size of the subject (however that at times may be temporarily amusing/defying gravity) but the way the shots have been set up, that can convey to me the personality, sensuality or sexiness of the person-it's going to be onto the next one for me.

How are you meant to be attracted to someone that in every category is" ask me"?

A little mystery is good-but you have to give us something to work with..

Even stating something as random/radical in " About me" such as:

"recently released political prisoner" is more enticing and interesting than

"I'll come back to this later"-even if it's not true it's at least creative and demonstrates a sense of humour.

If it is true let us know-you may be a wide eyed and misguided idealist fighting unwinnable battles against a mighty and powerful political regime but you're definitely not boring-and your recent incarceration for your ideals would mean you would be definitely backed up ready for action....

Just be honest-about you and what you want it's not hard-it's about you and what you like.

You must have one friend (even imaginary) that likes you and that can help you?

Realistically,(and I've said this before)  if you don't like yourself, have no clue what you are or what you are like or what you like just HOW-do you think you will you find anyone that will like you OR that is likely to push the right buttons for you (psychologically or physically)?

Let alone in the right sequence?

They might be looking for a gentlegiant-but because you've described yourself as mightyfalcon89 as you thought it sounded cooler-they may be running away..as they are a timid bunny...

I actually avoid some of the profiles just because of the names-at other times my curiosity gets the better of me to see whether the name and their interests correlate..

If I checked you out it's to see whether or not you really are darkmasterofthedungeon-but when I see no fetish interests  I wonder does he mean Dungeons &  Dragons?!?!

Similarly you might have mightyDragon-thinking your all mythic and magical and yet someone may pass on you because they're not into rugby league..

When checking any profile though, I always check out any posts as you will catch the essence of the person in how they write and by what subject matters have interested them enough to interact and what they are prepared to state publicly about the subject.  Similarly, if I like to know a bit more about them if I really agree or even disagree with what they are saying..

I can only offer a suggestion to maybe help those that have a vision or goal yet cannot seem to articulate or express their inner desires in a way that is helping them obtain it....

Perhaps a bit of homage to cinema or favourite tv show in your profile-or even music.

Most people would have one or more films/tv they have connected with in this post literate age..and likely their potential new friend would feel the same way in regards to a certain scene or event depicted..

Perhaps instead of using the template that doesn't describe your wants or using the indelicate phrasing of:

"I want 3 chicks to come and root and rub me all over"

something possibly more enticing to potential candidates would be

"my ultimate fantasy would be to be like Jonathon Harker when he was being pleasured and drained by the lady vamps in the forbidden room in Dracula's castle"  I would suggest that this would tend to get a more positive response from a lady or ladies that share this kind of desire in identifying with the uber sexy and powerful portrayal by Monica Bellucci and her friends than feeling- by the clumsier way he has stated his fantasy (ie 3 chicks etc) and make one feel if this man were not on rhp some girl/s may soon be abducted from a truck stop to fulfil the fantasy he is harboring by way of force.

Similarly if you're not here so much for lust but for love..and I know a few of you are still hoping you may find one day as I've read your profiles and your postings..

Love to you- like me may mean to finally meet a man who likes to use "red pens" or maybe to know that to love is to say "I love you" and will bring the reply "I know"- and then you find yourself stuck alone with a walking carpet and your lover frozen in carbonite being hauled off by a bounty hunter...

If you're not a romantic and just a man/woman of few words but looking for intense action-why not just tell it how it is and stop wasting everyone's time-just say:

Looking for:

"You+me= Brazilian Bendover Babes Volume IV (@scene: 3min33secs)

You like that? Yeah-well I know I'll really like you.

Contact me!"

You may receive a reply that says:

"Well actually I prefer the series I through III more-and although I can see the merit and outcome of mutual pleasure of a multi-racial-tri-lingual blow job-and I have some friends available to come over next Saturday for us to recreate the scene- but I want you to know I definitely draw the line at interspecies exploration in the director's later infamous and banned works"

You may get no replies-but isn't that getting you closer to where you want to be than-"I'll come back to this later"

Or "Nice guy likes to go for dinners blah blah" and you're really not all that nice?

Or if you just want a friend-define it

Do you want the bromance of Turk&JD or do you want an Andy and Jason?  Where a real friend will tell you how it's got to be in the midst of a personal crisis when he says to you :

"So conscience off, d**k on. And everything's gonna be alright."

xxx

NymphetamineDrm