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Mar 06, 2010
ShinyShiny   Woman 48yrs

OK I had a situation last night I need some advice.

I was happily spending the evening with Mr RHP ReasonablyNew (couple of months). We're pretty open with each other and neither is backward in coming forward with what we want or obliging the others desires much to both of our delight!  So it's all cool - or so I thought.

So heading south with my mouth I noticed something unusual.  It was the smell of him - the taste of him, his skin  - especially his cock and balls. He smelled and tasted like a different guy. It was surprising - and to tell you the truth not pleasant really - a bit sour, but being a trooper I proceeded with the BJ, the fucking, the POG, the showers, the dressing, the going out for drinks and the dinner. 

During the start of round two (several hours later after returning from restaurant) I asked him if he had been "taking any supplements or eating anything unusual" in the last couple of days, as he tasted "different" to normal (to tell you the truth I wasn't that keen on going down there again), I knew he had been training pretty hard at the Gym recently hence the question about the supplements. He asked "how different? " and I said, "....a bit sour."

Well there I was thinking we were having an open and honest conversation and he got really really upset with me saying I embarrassed him, I was being rude etc etc.  Anyway it caused a huge sulk and a flagging of his hardon.  Once i realised how upset this had made him I was horrified that I had been so insensitive (although unintentionally) and apologised profusely.  Made no difference tho, he was disengaged and sulky for a few hours so I sent him home with both of us upset and frustrated!  (Baggage?)

Can anyone give me some advice on how better to handle this type of situation in the future and any comment on whether he was being oversensitive or was I being insensitive?  Perhaps a combo of both?  What should I have done - just not say anything? Surely that can't be the answer?

Shiny

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Taipan12   Man 46yrs

gas mask..

Shiny Shiny i think you did the right thing, you had sex before you went for dinner..You have have vomitted all over him on a full stomach that would have pissed him off..Any body odour should be brought to the attention of the offender..
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firebird1967   Man 44yrs

to the point

Shiny Shiny you did nothing wrong in my eyes if as you say are open with ur partner then he or she shouldnt feel bad if one asks a simple question. If anything he should of responded so you could of said hey if you want me to go south how about u change wot u have been doin cos if it not pleasent for me. As i say communication is a big part in a realationship if one doesnt ask one will never know

Firebird1967

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Stalky  

Man 50yrs

You mean my junk is funky? How embarrassing!

Yeah.... Probably more sensitive if you Don't ever mention it! But if he don't shower after gym ... well that's just disgusting. Lick his armpits! You could shove the guy in a tub of warm soapy water and get in too, you can use it as part of foreplay... as for funky flavoured jizz... tell him to lay off the asparagas and drink more pineapple juice. you don't need to say why. All guys know that the flavour of jizz changes with diet. Hugs Stalky
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cruising2010   Man 41yrs

Chemical Changes

I don't care how blunt a girl is if I smell I want to know then and there. I take the trouble to wash and make sure all bits and pieces are sweaky clean before any meet.

If he is taking some form of growth hormone then he will be off and no amount of showering will fix that. Some supplements will also change the natural aroma of the body and again washing won't fix that.

Drinking lots of water can flush the excess toxins, just depends on the individual.
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desserts

Shower

Maybe say "let's have a nice sexy shower together" or you jump in the shower and ask him to join for a bit of foreplay, and make sure you soap him up well
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Miss_Saturn   Woman 41yrs

Supplements

Gym supps can definitely change smell, taste etc.  If I was hanging out with a fellow gym junkie then I'd probably get the low down on what he was taking... check out his gym bag etc.  Besides, I like to share my supps... always nice to be using the same thing...

Certain medications can also change smell.

AND... don't forget food !  Ohhhh boy, ASPARAGUS !!!!

Unsure how I'd handle it.  I tend to avoid those issues or tackle them in a round about indirect way.  Maybe he was just having an off night ? 

xxx Miss Saturn

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fifoboy   Man 34yrs

sooky

So the problem isn't the taste so much, it's his reaction to you bringing it up? Sounds like a case of him being a sooky lala, give him two harden the fuck up pills and get him to take them with a glass of pineapple juice, kill two birds with one stone. 
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extasea

Sex in the City

oh this has been done so well on sex in the city !! Samantha used the word funky and got him to taste it !! I had to turn away but everyone in the room was rolling in laughter!! Suggest you get a box set of sex in the city it covers every topic you can think of !!

cheers
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ShinyShiny   Woman 48yrs

off night

You're right Saturn, I think it was an off night (in more ways than one!)

I was genuinely surprised by the change of flavour, I've been there before and it's always been delish....... I know it's not the norm - that's why I initated the discussion.   

Anyway we've talked since and he agrees he over-reacted, and apologised. I think maybe it's baggage from previous situation, too much uncalled for criticism from an ex perhaps?

Appreciate all the comments tho' - thanks all you're the best I'm glad not everyone thinks I was being an insensitive biatch.  Also appreciate the tip about Pineapple juice and Fifoboy you're sooky lala comment really made me smile

Shiny x

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79jdog

you did nothing wrong.

if it was your first encounter and he'd scrubbed his balls with perfume and steel wool, and you throw at him "that shit's rank, i'm not going near that with my face!", then yes, he should take offence.

if he just smells and tastes different to usual, and you tell him so and don't enjoy it, he should think "hmm, why for so me be odd today??", and appreciate your honesty (and respect you don't want to go near it).

sounds like he just got defensive and had the wrong reaction..
if your shit's green, you don't say "oh god, i'm a hideous monster!!", you say "what the fuck did i eat last night?!?"
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TooHot4urpuss   Man 37yrs

easy babe

Shiny, you was actually sensitive and caring about the boy as him mum...you've spent a few hours appologising, which is more than enough and a complete waste of time actually. if he was 'a normal' dude, he would appologise back to you about thedifferent taste and the inconevience your motuh been throug.the best Advice to you is to foregt what happened and lets have dinner and whats follows,I don't take any supplements..all natural;)
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casava   Woman 32yrs

slightly off topic, but still to do with a sensitive issue...

though in my case I didn't tell the guy why i stopped seeing him. thankfully so far he hasn't pursued the topic.

he left brown skid marks all over my nice white sofa and white 1000 thread count egyption cotton sheets!

i didn't realise until after he'd left when I was tidying everything up. i've been avoiding his emails since. but everytime I think of that encounter it turns my stomach!

i feel like a coward.


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randomtip   Man 32yrs

wet willie

Is it possible you were tasting another woman?

Random

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Stalky  

Man 50yrs

Pheeew

Hehehe Raaaaandommmm!! Gaz
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speedntrixie

hahah

ohhhh dear, Random, good thought, but gawd, I hope not for ShinyShiny's sake...

maybe his wack reaction was a coverup for being busted.

T.

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MAX_IS_BACK   Man 43yrs

glad random said that

was starting to think he'd been chockas up his buddy

before he got there.


ahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha



MAX
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cavey50   Man 52yrs

could be any

"Roids and supplements will do it.. another woman will do it.. not just in the IMMEDIATE either. if a person starts bonking someone else, their metabolism changes.. well, their scents change. that is BIOLOGY!!

I sweat a lot and eat high protein foods which make me  dody odourous,more so because I believe anti perspirants deodorants and perfume are killing us big time....  but, i eat natural.. fully so (i hunt and kill my own).. and my jucie, I am told is not salty at all, but apparently great to eat.. now, I am not sure WHY anyone would want to swallow the damned stuff, but, I am eternally GLAD some people do!! :)

NOW.. Here's the fun thing.. you know he is a sooky lah lah now, so be a domatrix, and exploit it to the end!!!

make him your bitch!!

Ummmm.. of course, this also may not be the best bit of advise you will receive on this issue.. but, I am not a REAL doctor!!

*grins*

kio

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captane   Man 51yrs

Perfect lady

Firstly you did nothing wrong whatsoever, I have a wonderful friend I met a couple of years back who explained to me the do's and don'ts of getting a blow job, don't eat chocolate, asparagus do eat / drink plenty of pineapple or juice. I was never offended by this, quite the opposite, I am forever greatful for advice on how to have better sex for me or her. I'm certainly no snag or politically correct kind of person, just appreciate honesty for what it is, of course good hygene is a must (gos without saying dosen't it). Should be more women like you, a lot easier when someone tells you what is wrong rather than playing some stupid guessing game.

Cheers

Captane

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Dereksdomino

Smell?

Get him to wash before you go down.

I would not be offended if you told me.  Sometimes it has to do with a change in diet but more likely he hadn't showered.

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lilmissfussy

oh god ...

Quoting 'cavey50'
                                 

"Roids and supplements will do it.. another woman will do it.. not just in the IMMEDIATE either. if a person starts bonking someone else, their metabolism changes.. well, their scents change. that is BIOLOGY!!


I sweat a lot and eat high protein foods which make me  dody odourous,more so because I believe anti perspirants deodorants and perfume are killing us big time....  but, i eat natural.. fully so (i hunt and kill my own).. and my jucie, I am told is not salty at all, but apparently great to eat.. now, I am not sure WHY anyone would want to swallow the damned stuff, but, I am eternally GLAD some people do!! :)


NOW.. Here's the fun thing.. you know he is a sooky lah lah now, so be a domatrix, and exploit it to the end!!!


make him your bitch!!



Ummmm.. of course, this also may not be the best bit of advise you will receive on this issue.. but, I am not a REAL doctor!!


*grins*



kio

                               
You've given me the best belly laugh I've had in AGES cavey!!!

lilmiss x

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