Mooka so measured ! Serious amounts of man love for you.

I agree idiots they are but sadly at times it works. If they arent smart enough or careful enough to follow instructions or do as requested do you really wanna root them ?????

Sarah gets them from time to time on her missnaughty profile and she simply just deletes the message and instantly the boof head is blocked .....in fairness if you read her profile it warns you. but heck we are dealing with boof heads!

Brae ...... Maaaaaaaaaaan love for Mooka

No money need change hands my comments were made in jest & I appologise if they offend..

However if you are offended by my comments & by the comments of these " young cretins"  is this the place for you & your Beautiful wife?

No matter where we go we will all have to deal with people who will say or do things that we dont like..

If my Wife, Mother, Sister or Girlfriend were spoken to like that on the street the offender would no longer be able to offer the services he does on this site.... But here we are,  we cant stop them, as Tassie Rose says "play with them make fun of them"

BUT DONT LET THEM SEE THAT THEY HAVE UPSET YOU.. If the cretin is reading this forum you will now have a box full of similar messages.

Again sorry if I offended you but if you cant just laugh at that type of message dont read Your Wifes Mail!!

Cheers

Oldog

Hi everyone,

                            We would like to add to this discussion.

We are fairly new to the scene.

Despite it being written twice on our profile, “NO SINGLE MEN” just in case they miss it the first time, we have been inundated and harassed by single guys, to the point where we have almost given RHP the flick, but because of the genuinely lovely people we have met through this site we continue to persist.

We are tired of replying politely to single guys, who are relentless and do not give up.

Whilst we are not bothered by single guys who view our profile, but now unfortunately it has got to the point if we receive a message we automatically block them.

We feel sorry for the genuine single guys with manners out there who are obviously not like these idiots, who unfortunately are being collectively thought of in the same manner.

However in saying that the most uncouth and crass message we have received was from a “couple” who we believe was a single guy posing as a couple (This has occurred more than once) and not a genuine couple at all.

The first message to us read “ looking gd, qustion to the missies how do or wot do u do to keep that pussy looking fine? do u shave wot ???????  You know who you are!!!

We believe that if there was a female counterpart to this couple she would have been horrified that her man sent this as a first message.

We can also appreciate the direct approach, but with manners and some decorum.

But with an approach like that they are destined to remain desperate, dateless and blocked.

We have also found that the majority of the “single” men at clubs are creepy, sleezy and relentless, for an example having my foot grabbed in a spa and rubbed on some guys penis, and when I pulled it away, he quickly and violently grabbed my foot again to rub his severely undersized penis, which made us leave the spa and club. You know who you are!!!!

We must admit the suggestion from TassieRose to play with them psychologically sounds much more appealing and fun filled than blocking them..thanks for the suggestion TassieRose....We like your style and thinking.....It could become our next recreational past time...

Hi everyone

relax JJ

like Mooka said guys will try anything...some sweet - some full on (like your message).

its hardly rude ?  after getting message after message with

" oh your so sweet and pretty please let me lick your pussy for hrs"

sometimes its a welcome change to get  "id like to bend you over roughly and slide my thick cock into the balls " etc

We know the single guys dont get many replies , so i guess they are trying a different aproach :)

but I don't appreciate crudeness in an inital message. You don't know me... only a brief impression IF you have taken the time to read my profile, and from the amount of guys who message me from interstate, I guess they don't.

You don't know if I like full on dirty talk.... straight away..... but you assume because I am on an adult dating/sex site, I'm a nasty, nasty bitch from your favourite porn film and I'm gonna take all the crass and dirty comments you want to spew out at me.        I hate to tell guys this but NO, I actually don't like that to begin with!

I'm a very simple chick. I want someone to love, to be loved by and have amazing sex with... but I want to get to know them first. I prefer to have a little cheeky flirting happening.

If you want a women to react positively, treat her like a woman and respect her. Treat her like she's an object, and you'll get some astonishingly rude replies...

It's really pretty simple... but thats just my two cents worth.

Our point here likely10 is that many people DONT read the profile and send out messages that are completly inappropriate.  And yes that goes for both men, women and couples.  I know this to be true because I repeatedly get flirts and messages from people who quite clearly have not read my profile at all.

Not just the inability to read but JJ is asking is what makes people think that the 'hey i just want to fuck your brains out' is an acceptable kind of message to send to anyone. How is it that this kind of message can even illicit a positive response?  Wouldnt you be better off sending a well reasoned, well thought out and articulate message?  That kind of response to a profile is more likely to get a favourable answer than the one aimed at MrsJJ.

We recognise not all single men are cretins (see Earl, Fab, Mooka just to name a few in this thread alone) yet when people are getting messages that are crass it isnt a wonder that the single men brigade gets a bad reputation that tarnishes all the profiles, fair or not?

Our suggestions to anyone wanting to find someone here has been well documented but to reiterate a few main points:

1. Read the profile and tailor the message to suit

2. Be articulate - politness is more likely to get you somehwere than not

3. Did I mention read the profile? Dont just look at the pics and vital stats take the time to actually read what has been written - you might be surprised.

Kisses

Focus

Mooka..        As usual' you put your brain into gear to reason right from wrong..  Obviously a polite person worth his salt.

Frack_Me.  You hit the nail right on the head..  no one likes to read something that insults your intelligence. Obviously

                    you expect to be treated with respect and you deserve it.  We all do.

Focusliason:  Thanks for writing what you did.  You took the words right out of my mouth...  THATS what its all about.. ?

Likely10:      What in the world are you thinking ?  You are the typical guy who thinks all couples come on RHP to be a target for all ill minded single guys to take cheap shots at. ?  What we state  in our profile should be enough for guys such as yourself to get the hint and move on instead of thinking that doesnt apply to you ..  In a recent post' we had many ppl comment on our profile with almost all saying it was clear and easy to understand..  So what makes you think we are inviting the brain dead to just go ahead and have a go ?    Read to posts from Mooka...  Frack Me...  and Focusliason..  Maybe the penny will drop.

Its like a current affair episode on "dodgy health standard in restarants" ...or the "unemployed benifits scandal" ............ or the "dodgy builder , shonky work practice" ..... ... it comes up again and again and again ! every 6 months I swear ! Magic ! lurvin it bebe !

Next week I am starting a post about "guys posing as couples"  ! That little beauty hasn't had a role for months !!!!!!

Brae the investigator !!!!!!

You up for another choc top ice cream yet mate ????

Choc ices choc ices ....... get your choc ices ......... pop corn , pop corn ........ Jaffa's jaffa's

Tis gettin very serious round here !

Brae  ....... the hiding.

WOW....

Even though i am new i take the same approach here as i would in public and know that the phrase

"Hey baby ' I would really love to - - - - your tight sweet wet pussie with my big thick hard dick.  When can we meet"

is that guy so RETARDED that he thinks that will invoke a positive response... I am finding it hard to believe ( but its true )

the people write stuff like that and hope for something good out of it..

What a spanker !!!!

Too right JJ....how the hell would he know if your pussy was "tight sweet and wet" he's drawing a long bow...

No such luck xFunlovingx

If i did get a message as such i'd wouldn't be able to reply due to being over come with anxiety.

I agree with your post.

Unfortunately, some people think that just because you've viewed them to check out who's viewed you it's a green light to unleash their inner porn narrator upon you.

However if I want Quagmire-I’ll watch Family Guy-cause I get to see Stewie and Brian too.

I tried making my profile so specific and non-sexual almost to the point of it being random ramblings, offensive or I was probably unappealing towards someone that I would want to be with-in the hope that it would keep these kinds of people away.  To no avail…the messages kept coming..

Now I've just locked it so I can have a break...I think when if I do reopen it I’m just going to say about me: “See my forum posts”

The "I want to lick you all over and make you moan till the neighbours complain" can work but realistically and statistically there are only very few men that walk the Earth that have the kind of kavorka and swagger combination that can pull it off successfully-firstly to be able to position themselves close enough to whisper it in your ear without a slap-let alone with the ability to deliver the goods on time as promised.

I can speak from experience that there’s a profound difference between having been brought closer to God by a lover, and finding yourself in a situation praying to God that you would change your ways should he perform a miracle that this bad decision you’ve made will soon be over and your memory wiped. 

I don't know why anyone wouldn’t go with what would actually work in the real world-

ie a friendly hello and a genuine unique compliment.
Good manners make anyone feel appreciated-Doesn't it make more sense that a woman that is appreciated and respected outside the bedroom tends to want to spend more time experimenting or expressing herself sexually inside the bedroom or wherever else the guy that makes her feel appreciated is located?

My advice-perhaps try the well mannered approach first-instead of the unsolicited porno ramblings -for better outcomes and so we are not freaked out.

If she’s into you-then bring on the porno ramblings-she might actually not be into them-but if we really dig you just as we sit endlessly on the beach as you live out your teenage pro-surfer fantasy in the water or we tell you how great your painting is when we’re really into sculpture-or we’ll sit through your favourite movie thinking-how does he think this is art?  Because if you like someone you want them to feel liked and special and if she is worth it-she’ll indulge this as well for you if it’s really important…we’re women-at times we do feel like we want to kill you-or abandon all dealings with you as you are unfathomably exasperating and/or truly lame but we need you for a variety of reasons as you do us and in general we do like you-a lot.

How someone treats you outside bed is a good indicator of their generosity inside it-why sex someone that’s going to just take from you? Errgh-it’s just wrong.