Shallow women

January 25 2015

Women on this site are so shallow it's embarrassing for the women in the real world.. I think all the women on this site need to get their heads out of there asses and realise that they are on here for a reason just like everybody else. Yet they can say to a guy . Awww sorry you don't match what I'm looking for. Hhaha my response to that is ummmm excuse me love your on here for the same reasons as me. Because you can't get anybody in the real world or your to busy. Women in this site need to wake up smell the roses . It's not a perfect world. Just because your not a muscle man or look like brad pitt you get out out on the the trash heap. Haha it's a joke . It's the Internet how the hell do you know if your a match or not with out even meeting or speaking haha just shows what women are like . What's your thoughts

- Posted from rhpmobile

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  • Paradisepair

    Paradisepair

    9 years ago

    I like them hot, hunky and preferably hung. I wish to use them mercilessly for my own pleasure, and fortunately I'm very giving so it's not a one-way street.
    I not just have a good loving man in the real-world, but real world guys occasionally hit on me.
    I don't think a huge percentage of women here are looking for a 'proper' match, just a nice, sexy, friendly, intelligent and respectful root. I feel very fortunate to have encountered a number of guys who fit that bill.
    You've obviously not been having fun, you sound very bitter. Try adopting a few of those traits I mentioned above (nice, friendly, respectful etc) and you might have a better experience. Misogyny isn't something that generally turns women on.

  • Paradisepair

    Paradisepair

    9 years ago

    I don't think a huge percentage of women here areN'T looking for a 'proper' match, just a nice, sexy, friendly, intelligent and respectful root....
    Would love an editing function please rhp...

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Well you might get some action if you;
    A) show some respect, which is clearly lacking in your post.
    B) learn some humility, which is clearly lacking in your post.
    C) learn that the world does not revolve around you ..... Which is definitely true according to your post.

    NEXT .....

    - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    OP

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    9 years ago

    take a break. you have 6 friends and a validationlife cant be all badDon't let a few no thanks responses get to you.you need a thick skin on here
    ultimately people are fickle and so is attraction. You cant control what anybody else does but you can control your response.

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    9 years ago

    I'm shallow to admit that I love cock and pussy. I have a gorgeous hubby and at least 7 or 8 play partners (friends) that I share myself with. I get hit on in the real world as well as the Internet dating world. What I love about the men in my life (coz I choose them carefully, little shallow me) is that they are respectful, sexy, worldly MEN, who raise issues and matters in a civilized manner and consider all things before they shoot off at the mouth. That's just my experience. What a wonderful world we live in. Mary xx

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Using the phrase "all women on this site" is asking for trouble around here and making generalisations tends to suggest gross ignorance. Not cool. Flirty x

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Sorry, you say that you are on RHP because nobody in the real world wants you?? Well, I guess nobody here wants you either.

    I don't know, are you here just to bonk any woman at all. You don't care what she looks like or what she is like?

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    ....there's no need for a long neck to be a goose... Nothing else to see here.

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    What others think of you is none of your buisness.

  • Twisted_Mister

    Twisted_Mister

    9 years ago

    It's a buyer's market. Just because you put a profile up (albeit with friends and a validation) does not entitle you to ask why the girls haven't got their heads out of their arses and are banging down your front door.

    I don't know what your expectation is/was, but seriously dude, you need to calm down.

    - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'jamie100''ummmm excuse me love your on here for the same reasons as me'

    I sincerely doubt that.

    I'm on here looking for respectful men, who share my interests and sense of humour, for ongoing encounters. I'm not into one-night stands, and I really have to click with a man before sleeping with him.

    I actually think that your post makes you sound like you don't care about the woman behind the pussy to get your dick wet in. That is shallow to me.

    Good luck though, you'll need it in this cruel, cruel world.

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    How dare you say that I am just shallow...moi is DEEPLY shallow if you don't mind...phttt xxFreya

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I just read the message you sent me last year, and I must say it is in my top 10 of worst ones ever.

    If you feel it's representative of you, why not post it here and ask for the public to decide if my response was shallow?

    I think your attitude and approach are the things lacking, not the women they are aimed at.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    You make me embarrassed to be half male.
    If its any consolation, even I wouldn't do you. And I'm usually a guys last resort. So how bad are you doing.
    But hey still give you a kiss. A goodbye kiss.
    Turn the lights out on your way out.........

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    With my looks, intelligence and personality, I tend to scare most women away but not on here.

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Are that a lot of Sydney women would get a number of emails every day, therefore if you don't stand out with either your profile or your email message you will her placed in the junk mail folder. And no, that does not mean you have to look like Brad Pitt. I see you ended your post with a genuine question, however if your intention was to piss every woman of you have succeeded, but if that wast your intention maybe you don't know much about women. And I don't mean that in a nasty way.

    However, I am intrigued, what was the email you sent Meander? I just love a good crucifixion. Lmao!

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Try reading our profiles before sending 1 line messages. It might tell you something about us. I know that means tearing your eyes away from the pretty pictures but at least try.

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    9 years ago

    I am as shallow or as deep as you inspire me to be. I do not seek six packs or Brad...but I do seek a man who shows respect and who understands that giving it is a two way street.

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    in the cricket kit and hands Jamie a cup....you're going to need that lad 😮

    Oh and here's some lube for all the wanking you're going to have to do....I doubt that you will be getting laid, from anyone here, ever again.

    😕

    Bad move, really really bad move.


    - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    GOOD TROLL...






    for a beginner

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    As I have written in forums before I really think many people are here looking for very different things. I think you need to talk to a few people to understand what they are actually really looking for. Don't assume it is the same thing as you. Xxviolet

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I was abused like nothing else when I said a polite thanks but no thanks the other day. It left me feeling sick. Every other time I have had a polite "thanks for replying" back.. How dare you say "we are all here for the same thing" blah, blah, blah does that mean we are required to fuck every tom, dick and Harry that so much as looks at our profile?
    What the fuck, seriously

    - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Just asking... who's head is where?
    Out polls have told us ... "the age of entitlement is over"!

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    We might not know if you are a match from the internet, but we sure know if you're not a match. It's a shallow no from me 👎

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I'm having a blast on here and meeting sexy people here and in the real world as well . If the woman you are searching for say no thanks they mean it move on . We can get people in the real world but some of us prefere to connect with RHP people being honest about our intentions . Maybe you should go trying in the real world if you think woman on here should get there head out of there asses lol Erin

  • lovman8

    lovman8

    9 years ago

    Because my dicks not very long!

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Your posts make me smile :)

    - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I often respond to messages with "thanks, we're not a match, but I wish you all the best".

    Men often write back and say (basically) "whyyyyyyyyyy?".

    Firstly enough with the whining. Secondly, we all know what we're into and what we're not. Whether it's looks, ability to string a sentence together, a mismatched fetish list or whatever, if your profile doesn't float my boat then it's a no from me.

    I get that a profile is one-dimensional and we might possibly maybe click in person, but if your profile or message doesn't inspire me there's a fair chance it will be the same in person. And I don't have time for that when there are many profiles I DO like. I'd rather get to know them first.

    For the record, plenty of women get rejected and ignored on here and other sites. It's not all cookies and cream for us either.

    Your sense of entitlement and your general bitterness is just ugh. Might be time to work on that.

    - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    9 years ago

    Shallow, picky, particular, fussy whatever you want to call it. Yep it's me, when it comes to choosing a playmate, a potential lover or a friend, someone I'm bringing into my life, well sorry I think I have a right too.... Oh and just for the record I do it in my real life too....💋

  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    9 years ago

    Lovinit28
    I agree with you xxx

    - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Jamie. I think that your post reflects badly on you. It seems that you don't really understand the game...
    Firstly, you have to understand that there are 5 men for every woman, plus couples looking for women then women looking for women. So it's a pretty competitive market. A veritable smorgasbord for women. They are inundated with messages, and flirts. So you need to stand out.
    Secondly, I think it's important to be gracious when you do get a no reply (lets face it 90% of the replies will be no) One of my best chat friends was a woman who said no. But I wished her luck with here new guy and she was surprised by the reply and we started chatting we met for coffee and for both of us NIL attraction. But we have a great friendship now... So just because it's a no (and I will qualify it with a no now) don't burn your bridges by being a prick... be nice, you never know what may happen in the future...
    Best of luck

    Mark

  • uneventful

    uneventful

    9 years ago

    You should have saved your membership funds ..
    and paid a brothel.
    you have no respect.

    - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    We are all fucking shallow here... We treat each other here, in a way that we wouldn't dare in real life. It sounds like you've joined here believing the hype... ? Forget it, the hype is lies to get your money... Kiss it goodbye. If you want to survive here, listen to some of the advice given above, think about what you want and how you carry, think and behave yourself... It would be nice if we could log on, pick up and fuck our troubles away... But it doesn't work that way does it ? There is a thread that was written about 2 yrs ago by a guy called "innerwest" I think it was called "the definitive guide for single guys" find it, read it... All of it... If you comprehend it, the next step is figure out if you're a jerk, or just another bloke who's confused and struggling in this shithole, if you're the former, then just bow out, if you're the latter then implement the concepts... No promises, no guarantees... But it gives you a better chance than the poor schmuck who wrote the op... May he RIP... Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Burning_Love' I often respond to messages with "thanks, we're not a match, but I wish you all the best".

    Men often write back and say (basically) "whyyyyyyyyyy?".

    That is because they are looking for more detailed feedback. They want to know in particular is it because of: distance, not meeting physical critiera, simply no physical attraction, problems with profile wording, difference in sexual/fetish interests, something in the fine print eg age/status/drinking/smoking/intimate details, too busy at the moment, etc... especially when you've read and re-read someones profile, before deciding to message. So if they don't get a "why" reason back from any women in a message, they end up on the forums asking "why" on here.

    They want to know if there's something they can do better, for next time, or if it was something completely out of their control.

    HOWEVER, I do understand that as women are so flooded with messages they simply don't have the time to read them all, let alone give feedback. Or maybe when they have given real feedback, it's been thrown back in their face.

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    As a helpful person in both places, is this the one?

    http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/The-definitive-guide-for-average-guys-on-RHP-40317

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    To all the women out there sorry for sounding a little bitter. But I have put time and effort in to being nice and respectful by introducing myself and telling women what I'm looking for and asking the same question to be respectful. But when you get sorry you not a match before you even start I guess that's why I am a little bitter and should be I guess and I'm nearly on the boarder line of giveing up. It's not easy to communicate on line when not even given a chance too

    - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    a little logic in your way of thinking....IF we are ALL here for the same thing, then, WHY do YOU yourself limit yourself to Women and couples? Heck lad, you say you are looking for groups too.. good.. I am SURE there are groupls of men who would LOVE to play with you.How hot does THAT get for you lad? YOU.. laying in the middle of 10 men, YOU the centre of attention in a Bukake??With some delightful lady with a ten inch strap-on ready to service you after??Expand your fckn horizons you shallow vagina!!!I am sure there are BDSM masters and mistresses who would LOVE to have you tied and shackled..I know a couple of fellas who would absolutely LOVE to tangle with a pretty boy like yourself..AND a couple who HATE disrespect Soooo much.. they would probably want to read to you from the good book and TEACH you some.. Are you on Zootube365?You have no respect: so maybe you get bitten too many times buy the dog: kicked too many times buy the mule?

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Meander, thank you. Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I am going to try and respond politely which admittedly you have made very difficult....the more I read your post the more I think you probably won`t listen anyway so I don`t think its worth it.
    Its you who needs to change not them. I am not complaining though as it is attitudes like yours that makes it much easier for those of us prepared to put the effort in. Thanks keep up the good work.

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    9 years ago

    Sorry but I treat people the same in here as I do I my real world, I'm actually no different in here..... I take people at face value, I'm very open, I still voice my opinion, I will say what it is I'm thinking, I still very particular as to who I bring into my life, because you know what, it's my life and I make the decisions that will make my life better, because as you say I'm worth it......💋

    It's a bit off putting that you treat people differently in here to your real world and how bitter you are sounding in your posts.....💋

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    its everyone else in the world that has a problem, not you!!Don't even bother looking at yourself or your own thoughts and behaviour's, just keep blaming everyone else.
    FYI, self pity and aggressive behavior, coupled with a touch of misogyny, is so unattractive.

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    What you are saying is that women should just have sex with every dude that messages us, no thanks. Like most women here we still have standards and our normal likes and dislikes, the same as we would in the "real world" I think you just committed suicide on here

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    what "got" me is that you made a "generalised" statement. You wrote " I think all the women......."and this is not right.

    My husband told me never to make "generalisations" about people because every person is different. You normally don't get 2 people the same. Not unless they are identical twins.Even so, identical twins also have their differences, believe it or not and mostly it is in their personality and their likes and dislikes.

    You also state "Women on this site are so shallow it's embarrassing for the women in the real world."

    Just letting you know, we are the women from the real world who are on this Site.

    I don't specifically look for "muscle men" and I'm not looking for a "Brad Pitt" lookalike. Personailty and intelligence is what counts to me. If a guy is good looking as well......then I consider it a bonus !!! Lucky me !!!

    OP, I really think that you should rethink your words. You have "upset" (to put it mildly) a lot of Members here.

    Amy

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Im basically going to say that you really do need to read a womans profile. Yes i know mine has more that 10 words but if you avert your ryes from the profile pic in lingere, you will read that I like a guy to get to know me, and dont like one off messages asking for sex. So.... Heres your message you sent me less than a month ago.."im in brisbane for new year, looking for a hot sexy hook up and a good ****, are you interested?" So whats wrong with this message you so sent with much thought? ... Not even a HELLO !!! So I did reply to you. I must confess I lied, because I wasnt in the mood to try and explain myself to an ignorant goose. I replied '"Sorry I will be out of town on New Years, cheers and good luck." I wasnt going out of town, but I still replied and gave you some form of answer anyway. Then on the 2nd of January( 3 weeks ago) I recieve this rivetting message," Im in brisbane, we meeting now?" I didnt reply to that, as its obviously pointless. So I coulx turn around and call you shallow O.P. But I doubt you would read this, as you dont seem to read profiles.I really cant be bothered getting into a slanging match. Im just glad there are some lovely people Ive chatted to or met on here. Why.... Because youre not worth it. 😄

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I don't dissagree with any of your choices, they are yours and yours alone... But that doesn't mean that any are not a shallow choice. I prefer dark haired natural women... I bet I've passed over some wonderful blondes with silicone bolt ons though... That is a shallow choice of mine, which limits the pool of women that I get to meet... Is that fair to the afore mentioned blonde who fits all of my other criteria and was really wanting to meet me ? THATS what I meant by my comment that "we are all shallow in here..." Others have stated in the forums that they won't travel more than 15 mins for a meet... It's their right, but it's also shallow... But as long as they are happy with that... Have you ever messaged someone where you fit their criteria and had them not reply ? Maybe you have and maybe you haven't, but it's an everyday occurrence for most guys in this place. Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    You say your messages are nice and respectful? Wow, you must have had a reaaaaaally off day when you wrote me.

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    9 years ago

    Not intending to talk out of school... but....
    ... you emailed a female friend of mine...... you have a lot to learn... and its son wonder you wrote this topic.


    The End.

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    9 years ago

    no wonder.....

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    You did yourself no favours with this bitter rant Jamie. Your chances of attracting the interest of any of the shallow women here has just crashed and burned. Good luck to you now.

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    So OP, imagine the most unattractive woman you can.
    I don't know what she will look like, your preferences will determine that. She is an instant turn off though - it may be the scabs, or she's bedridden with obesity, or you can taste the bad breath just looking at the blackened teeth that half fill her mouth.
    Imagine now she messages you, letting you know she has an enormous vagina, can go all night long, and is waiting for you right now. At least that's what you think she says, the message is a little hard to understand, half written in txt and half by one of her 13 pre-school children.
    What do you do?
    Before you answer, remember it's a sex site. She's just stopped playing with herself for 1.5mins and used one of her valuable messages to check if you are DTF, and you better be ready!
    Have a wonderful evening!

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I have a brew for you...

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I would never normally publicly share any private messages between myself and another person. But in this case I felt that the double standard from the original poster should be shown in its true form. Happy australia day to all the forumite groovers and movers.Im off for a swim.

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I saw you had posted back apologizing and stated

    But I have put time and effort in to being nice and respectful by introducing myself and telling women what I'm looking for and asking the same question to be respectful.

    So I thought I would message you to say I admired that and thought you had balls for popping back up again. Unfortunately I then carried on reading and saw an example or two of your messages.....Oops!

    Its probably time to take your spade and leave before you dig the hole any deeper.

    One other point to remember is the women on the forum (in my opinion) represent the better calibre of RHP members. I have only ever had one rude message and it was when I politely turned a lady down (yes it does happen!) Her reply was nasty and bitter, which was quite hurtful.
    So I feel really sorry for the women who do reply with a polite no thanks and cop abuse for it, it must be very tedious. (not saying you do that)

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    9 years ago

    Us as an example and can only presume as to the nature of many if not most women here or anywhere.

    We rarely receive messages from women, forums and a hello or from meeting at the meet and greet is about all and friendly conversation little to do with sex, but sexy. All have been related to something I have said about Tara in one topic or another and the ladies like the way I talk about Tara, my love and respect for her and our friendship. So I get the drift for what ladies like and want from men, they want a considerate caring friendly man that is selfless enough too show emotion.(small word, lots of meaning)

    So we get a lot of messages from men and to be honest, most of those messages are of Tara in mind and for the chances of "love to meet you, see if we click"

    Well when Tara reads those types of introductions, they hardly catch a second look. She likes the messages where a guy shows his face and sends something funny and cheeky and rambles on about anything at all that shows a playful and energetic nature. That tickles her fancy and when we do feel like playing up, the first fellow we message to say, "hey what are you up too tonight ?" Usually ends up tangled bodies having a ball with all the awkwardness of fun fucking and fitting what to where and what not.

    Point understood Simon, women don't sit by the message box masturbating 24/7. When they do, its worth a bloke too have left them something worth a flick of the lily., Not lily lily, sorry lily!!!! the lily that gets wet from the silly playful nature of a friendly man, seems to be what a lover is to Tara and all from a smile and eyes, she needs that for a second look.

    But you know that Simon, Nice eyes. xx

    Mado Tara xx

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    9 years ago

    Yes of course I've had knock backs or not had messages replyed too, but I don't care, because we all have preferences and if I'm not theirs than that's ok. I'm definitely not everyone's cup of tea and nor do I want to be. I don't have a particular look that I like, because for me it's more about a package, I actually like to get to know someone, not just a pretty face, or a smoking hot body. Yes these things are all wonderful, but I find that if there is a connection with someone, it all just makes for a far more enjoyable experience for us both. They keep coming back and I want them to come back. That's why I call them my lovers, I'm happy to have them in my life, they are my friends, people that I enjoy spending time with and people that make my life better in some way and that's real life....💋 that's why I'm particular, because it is my real life....💋

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Some pretty harsh answers to your question. I don't really want to add to it, but I will say if you are really sending messages to women such as willowtree has described, in all honesty are you really surprised women have replied in the negative to you.

    If you walked up to a woman in a bar, she is dressed all sexy and appears willing to meet with men, and you say "hey I am looking for a good fuck, are you interested" Do you really expect her to say, yes please. Really? I am a little surprised a guy of your age hasn't figured that out as yet.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    A serial one line "Wanna fuck" messager comes to grief on his own keyboard. Pity most of the other "Wanna fuck " guys don't read the forums.
    I love this place........LMFAO

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    9 years ago

    Annie

    Tart.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Just take your number and get in the line.......

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    My 2 cents is how people portray themselves online doesn't usually match who they are irl. Online dating sites are kinda used like a place to flirt that may lead to other things if both parties are interested. No surprises there.
    Might be a numbers game to Jamie, or so I've read.

  • SoSoPretty

    SoSoPretty

    9 years ago

    I don't think you realized that women you've actually sent messages to would read your forum post. You put time and effort into introducing yourself and telling women what you want? Well you must have been rushing when you sent your messages to me. Just because someone isn't attracted to you, doesn't make them shallow....

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    There is much to learn from rejection. As a man, when you reach the point that rejection becomes your friend, life has a way of feeling so much easier. Stop seeking validation from the approval of women (or anyone else). Allow yourself to be vulnerable.......lookup what that means and go forth and multiply!!!. If not, then keep masturbating

  • Tart_Du_Jour

    Tart_Du_Jour

    9 years ago

    I thought I was the only tart around here

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    its not about being rejected or having to learn to deal with be rejected..

    its about understanding that every single person here has a choice and a perception of what they are after or attracted too...

    its understanding that its not about you, its about their choices... and they have the right to not choose you...

    so you plug on and just keep looking for the right person...(after you brush up on your communication skills)

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Tart_Du_Jour' I thought I was the only tart around here

    Completely slipped my mind, so glad you picked up on it.

    Just how I flirt with Annie, trying to win her over, but would not be so shallow to say we would have a root with her if she was up for it on a public forum.

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Just reading through the rhp handbook, you know the one, " dating tools and tips for tapping shallow women online",And apparently if you ask for a root and say pretty please, its a sure thing.And by the way, we all want to tap annie, so like she said before "wait in line".

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    but looking at the 3 women in here who have claimed you have messaged them and they are all slim, gorgeous looking women, seems your tastes might appear a little shallow too. Maybe you are punching above your weight?

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I'm assuming none of you bitches wanna fuck??? :p

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Man hoe... :P Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Give me a coffee and laughter buddy anyway and if sex should cum about so be it.. But I have my standards and won't just fuk anyone... Must have a connection

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Gee, is that a proposal?
    Noticing all your poetry, your fine words of late.
    The sensitive new age guy emerging.
    Just to get into my panties? Maybe you need to throw a double six to move to the front of the line.........

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I thought you would be too busy running the RHP pub. No time to fuck for you. Get back behind the bar.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'anywhichway007' *Gee, is that a proposal?
    Noticing all your poetry, your fine words of late.
    *The sensitive new age guy emerging.
    **Just to get into my panties? Maybe you need to throw a double six to move to the *front of the line......... *Nahhhh always been a hopeless romantic, but fuck you sound like you'd be an exciting little thing and so much fun, it'd be a fuck, s.........we would probably reminisce over table banter for the rest of our lives.

    **Don't wear any or at least frilly little white panties, if you must

    Was wait'n by the door when *you wafted in'n all dolled up'n like a bunch of roses

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'madotara69' *Nahhhh always been a hopeless romantic, but fuck you sound like you'd be an exciting little thing and so much fun, it'd be a fuck, s.........we would probably reminisce over table banter for the rest of our lives.



    LOL. 6'5" with my stilettos on. Boy, love to see the look on your dial if I walked through the door...........................

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    1.Never lose sight of the fact that it is a privilege to meet people - not an expectation.2.Manners and respect will never be out of vogue.3.If you think that your subscription money entitles you to sex you should have paid it to a brothel – even then you may get bounced out if your attitude is that of a pig.4.RHP, real world, whatever – be kind to everyone and some doors will open...Thank you for reading :)

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    We could make a great tag team. I'm also 6'5" in my favourite stilettos. Wanna go shoe shopping?

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Love your work, you funny sexy lady 😄 and OP thanks so much for this post - even if you've learned nothing, it's been terribly entertaining watching the outpouring of wit, wisdom and general hilarity, so cheers for that! If this was Stir's pub I'm pretty sure there'd be much back-thumping and roars for another round right about now. Bottoms up! 🍻

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Y'all got dang so much wisdom, honey. So that's what's with the bare chest huh? It's the vulnerable look...? 😎

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'SimonDoes' So OP, imagine the most unattractive woman you can.
    I don't know what she will look like, your preferences will determine that. She is an instant turn off though - it may be the scabs, or she's bedridden with obesity, or you can taste the bad breath just looking at the blackened teeth that half fill her mouth.
    Imagine now she messages you, letting you know she has an enormous vagina, can go all night long, and is waiting for you right now. At least that's what you think she says, the message is a little hard to understand, half written in txt and half by one of her 13 pre-school children.
    What do you do?
    Before you answer, remember it's a sex site. She's just stopped playing with herself for 1.5mins and used one of her valuable messages to check if you are DTF, and you better be ready!
    Have a wonderful evening!




    thats my prifile right there! you actually read it, your my kinda guy

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    To the Op
    I do understand your frustration. I punch waaaaaaaaaaaaaay above my weight. I am shallow as a saucer of milk.
    Women get laid, simply because they have a commodity that is in demand.
    Bit like the stock exchange, blue chip pussy on RHP. Not always translates to offline.
    could I pick up offline. Yes I have my moments but not as easy as I could online.
    Your just unlucky your a guy that has sent messages written by your penis pen.
    Take a breath, look around you, get to know women online and off without sex, not talking about sex not trying to get sex.
    Its like build a field of personality and humor and they will come
    good luck kiddo, and get a thick skin when you write on the forums , people will throw it at you by the shovel full so wear a shit proof raincoat.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'xeena' We could make a great tag team. I'm also 6'5" in my favourite stilettos. Wanna go shoe shopping? Shoe shopping???Could be a match made in heaven.We wouldn't cop too much shit from the guys I'd say
    Annie xx

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Way too Blunt bud,
    Unless Jamie is short for James??
    Try your messaging technique in a pub and see how it fares, probably get the same percentage of thanks but no thanks.'Every now and then you will get a thought you would never ask.
    Plus your missing out on all the fun that comes with getting to know someone much better through some quality flirting.I personally find this part to be the most fun as you then get attracted to each other on a much higher level. Makes for an overall more enjoyable time for all. Anticipation and excitement levels get so high when you click that eventually something blows.
    Then again I am just a guest so what do I know.... (message away ladies, lol)
    Drew

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'anywhichway007' Quoting 'madotara69' *Nahhhh always been a hopeless romantic, but fuck you sound like you'd be an exciting little thing and so much fun, it'd be a fuck, s.........we would probably reminisce over table banter for the rest of our lives.



    LOL. 6'5" with my stilettos on. Boy, love to see the look on your dial if I walked through the door...........................
    ........... ..../\./\
    Mado ../`..`\ Tara (black ears and matching cape)
    .......||.\.^./.||
    ......././/|.B.\.\.\
    ...//|//()\.\.\\\

    We make a great team piggy back

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I must have upset the poor creature... DID any of you get a personal message from it?I just read OP Personal message to my good self..QUOTE "Go eat a dick you cock smoking faggot hahaha" UNQUOTE NOT a SINGLE whisper from any of you on my post.. but.. IT says this.. HA HA Respect.. you gotta love it

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    9 years ago

    Awwwww.... last message I received was ranting psychobabble .... but not from that guy

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I will eat a dick with you. Dont know about the cock smoking though. Unless you could blow smoke rings out of it, pretty pointless i reckon.

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    No.. we are all not shallow.

    we just have our prefer taste in what we like in another person.

    Some guys like BBW. I just like slim women

    Some women like guys that makes the laugh.. some just like a well hygiene, fit men with intelligence.

    It just how the world works.

    *Shrugs*

    -Sparty-

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Tap, tap........tap



    Annie xx

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    9 years ago

    Left the building! Cry me a river......

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU are a cock smoking faggot never

    OHH my God I wouldnt have thought so, my fantasy world just collapsed, but then what do i know of all the kinky world out there I am just but a simple minded woman.

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'shesays' Y'all got dang so much wisdom, honey. So that's what's with the bare chest huh? It's the vulnerable look...? 😎 I'm only vulnerable around hot, busty minx's from Broadbeach ;)

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'On_Safari' Left the building! Cry me a river......

    Nobody ever really leaves RHP.

    They just come back as someone else... hoping people forget.

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    9 years ago

    Though I am toying around with the idea of giving cyberspace a rest for a bit and joining the real world!

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    DG, since you two are neighbours, maybe you could teach him a few things over a beer at The Duck?

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    because in the real world women aren't knocking down your door so you thought you would come here looking for easy pickings?
    Don't you think that your rant has just offended all of your "shallow" friends, especially the one that gave you a validation?
    Most of the people I have met here are gorgeous, confident, witty, intelligent, sexually liberated, open minded and it's a pleasure to be in their company because that is the type of person I choose to hang out with and enjoy ongoing benefits with.
    If you can't swim with the fishes then back to the wading pool for you!
    LG

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    9 years ago

    LOL
    I think you know that I've offered plenty of on-forum and even more off-forum assistance to the men of RHP... for what its worth.

    However.... assistance only works when a person has an interest in WANTING to learn... and they accept that there are things they don't know.
    IF they only want a result... and not to invest in themselves to create what causes that result..... nothings gonna change.



    OP... feel free to email me..... but... leave out the kind of effluent you wrote to Cavey. That;d be great.

    DG

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Discerning, fussy, shallow. I am discerning. You are fussy. He/She is shallow.

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'xeena' Discerning, fussy, shallow. I am discerning. You are fussy. He/She is shallow.

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'cavey50' I must have upset the poor creature... DID any of you get a personal message from it?I just read OP Personal message to my good self..QUOTE "Go eat a dick you cock smoking faggot hahaha" UNQUOTE NOT a SINGLE whisper from any of you on my post.. but.. IT says this.. HA HA Respect.. you gotta love it
    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Awwwww.... last message I received was ranting psychobabble .... but not from that guy


    Awww. You guys get all the fun...

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