Sex with a bearded man?

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Sex with a bearded man?

Jan 05, 2012
chickcara  

Couple Man 40yrs Woman 38yrs
A great band from Adelaide recently sang "Would you consider having sex with a bearded man?" (and a lot of other songs about beards).

Mine comes and goes and changes shape frequently but is always well manicured - I can't stand it long and scruffy. Ms Cara loves it and complains when I trim.

Many women are not fans, although given all the young hipsters have a beard these days perhaps that will change.

What's the consensus here ladies - would you consider having sex with a bearded man?

Cheers,
Mr Chick

PS search Youtube for The Beards and "If your Dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two Mums". It may just sway you to grow (or grow to love) a beard ;)
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jennylee1903   Woman 45yrs

love it

My hubby had his goatee when I first met him. It was love at first sight. He also had a wild mane of hair, half way down his back, powerful 17 inch arms and a wicked smile. Umm,.... you'll have to excuse me. I think I'll go and pounce on him now.

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JDH_1980

Real beards are always red..... : P

 

You may never know till you try it,

 

  any single ladies out there interested in a handsomely bearded man??

 

 

Great band by the way...

 

 

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melandandy   Couple Man 32yrs Woman 30yrs

I am not a great fan of facial hair

We made contact with goodtimesricky and we were quite put off when we found out that he had a beard. However there was just something about him that persuaded us to meet him and omg, what a night! Having him down there between my legs was just amazing. I have never had such an intense orgasm, feeling the brush of his beard against my beautiful lips while he licked and played with me. And because I was really, really getting off on him, this in turn had an effect on Andy, that later, when he and I had sex, he also had the most amazing and sweetest of orsgasm. So for us, we are now really turned on by a beard, on Ricky anyway. That's our two bits worth.
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luvitruf   Couple Man 39yrs Woman 42yrs

Secret Bearded Mens Business

Ok, i'm going out on a limb here, and i may need to change my Profile after this.

This secret is known only among us bearded few, and i may be risking my life by letting this secret out.
This is bigger than the Da Vinci Code

When you are out in public, keep your eye out on the beards! When 2 beards pass eachother, you will often notice a very slight nod or shake of the beard.
This is secret code for - "Are you carrying?"

The object so coveted by us beards.........are pheromones!

You see, you ladies are the creators of said Pheromones, the tonic us beards covet so highly.
The best way to collect this musk we cherish, is to drink straight from the cup.
However, you can't just walk into a supermarket, and start drinking from the cup, while your Mrs is bent over the frozen food section can you (OK if you refer to your supermarket as a "Colses" you are excused and may carry on)
So, those few "Real" men amongst us, grow beards, in order to enable us to continue breathing in this heady aroma the day after we have drunk your nectar.
Like a very fine wine, the musk keeps fresh the next day, so we can sit in public, gleefully rubbing our beards into our faces and enjoying the scent, while other poor schmucks walk around clean skin.

As with wines these days-
You have the cleanskins!
Then you have the Labled Wine.
The beard is our label. The label reads - "Mangeur De Chatte"

The bigger the beard, the better the label!.

Unfortunately its a vicious, and addivtive cycle.
You will start with a small gotee, and get hooked on the aroma.
So you want MORE
The beard grows, as does the owners eating prowess!

As the beard grows longer, and softer it is used more vigorously in the endeavor to collect more musk.

This can sometimes take HOURS.  Yes ladies, i said HOURS!

So, Next time you see a bearded man out on the street, just think to yourself.

Are you the sort of woman who enjoys a "Cleanskin"

Or do you prefer the "Labels", that you can sit back and enjoy for HOURS???

Don't believe me?
Next time you go out, check out the girls with the bearded blokes - The bigger the beard, the bigger their smiles!
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mikeandshel   Couple Man 49yrs Woman 51yrs

lol

damn..........i shaved it off.....thinkn i was doin the right thing.....lol.......only to be told to grow that thing back.....seems she loves it....fancy that?
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jennylee1903   Woman 45yrs

mmmmmmmmmmm

69ing a bearded man has a little extra zing 

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goodtimesricky  

Man 43yrs

damn you mr ruf, how could you

let our secret out . I hope Mrs Ruf spanks you good and hard, lol.

And Mel, you fair make me blush
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mikeandshel   Couple Man 49yrs Woman 51yrs

thought....

the feeling a gal gets when a bearded man is giving them oral....would also  reflect how a shaven faced man would feel when giving his unshaven gals pussy a seeing to......wouldnt it? its as fair to say that ones as pleasant or unpleasant as the other......i think?
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hotandhorny69696   Couple Man 40yrs Woman 32yrs

We are with you melandnandy

After we played with mr goodtimesricky stacey made me grow a beard. And i know exactly what you mean mr ruf the smell is devine. Hooray for beards. Dave
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AdventureTime   Couple Man 45yrs Woman 40yrs

yes

long as its not Grizzly Adams or wild and spikey
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lovman8   Man 60yrs

Bearded benefit

Hmmmm. Memories. After a good pussy licking session that glorious funky smell linkers until you chose to wash! Often has kept a smile on my face for hours.
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trumper   Man 43yrs

Fight for the cause

It was good to hear that the Beardies song "Sex with a bearded man" made Triple J’s Hottest 100 list in 2012. Spreading the word about the beadered around the world
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cavey50   Man 52yrs

Liz Phair

When you can fck like a volcano like Liz Phair talks about in her song "Supernova".. does it REALLY matter if you have a beard or not?

 

EVERY single fck I have had in the last thirty  plus years, has been in the company of a man with a beard, or some kind of facial hair... and let me tell you.. he is OK!!! 

In FACT.. more of you Ladies and couples should hunt him down and contact him on RHP and try him out..

 

 

caveman

xx

 

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Magdalena187   Woman 22yrs

I love the beards.

I ONLY consider having sex with bearded men.

No beard, no good.
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chickcara  

Couple Man 40yrs Woman 38yrs

Thanks for the responses

Hey Magdalena you sound like my Ms Cara. She has the t-shirt to make sure everyone knows - No Beard, No Good.
They're back our way in April at the Manning Bar.

Thanks everyone for the encouragement!

Mr Chick.

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