I read in the paper today how a doctor who was having a fling with a dude was trying to break into his house and surprise him.
Well... be warned people. You might be able to climb down a chimney easy enough but at teh bottom of those things there is traditionally a "chimney shelf" which helps prevents smoke from blowing back into the room. These are formed by corbelling brickwork across the chimney opening... so when you climb down the chimney from above.. you will end up landing on the chinmey shelf... it is impossible to crawl passed these, unless you are a possum... so there you will stay... wedged... for days.. until the cleaner arrives and smells you... your body fluids oozing down the chimney... dead.
I suggest you try the cat flap. If you're really lucky your head will get caught while in a compromising position and my labrador will have his way with you. :) Everybody wins that way!
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Stalky
Ok.. so I'm not mostest policital correkt person in the planet. Bight my arse. No wait. I like that. Hmmm.
Alright. So.. nah. It's not funny. Jeese. :p But I laughed anyway when I read about it. That's life. Sometimes you just have to laugh. I mean, who tries to break into a house with a shovel? C'mon! hahahahaha! Serious. I'm pissing myself imagining it. damn.. no.. the shovel didnt work... I'm going to climb up on the roof and drop down the chimney to surprise him! ... wtf did she try to do with the shovel? hehhee... it's an episode of Mr bean waiting to be written damb it!.. it's fucken funny and the chaser team should do a skit on it!
Did you just say tasty treats in my pants? I'll labrador you and you can labrador me :p