I read in the paper today how a doctor who was having a fling with a dude was trying to break into his house and surprise him.
Well... be warned people. You might be able to climb down a chimney easy enough but at teh bottom of those things there is traditionally a "chimney shelf" which helps prevents smoke from blowing back into the room. These are formed by corbelling brickwork across the chimney opening... so when you climb down the chimney from above.. you will end up landing on the chinmey shelf... it is impossible to crawl passed these, unless you are a possum... so there you will stay... wedged... for days.. until the cleaner arrives and smells you... your body fluids oozing down the chimney... dead.
I suggest you try the cat flap. If you're really lucky your head will get caught while in a compromising position and my labrador will have his way with you. :) Everybody wins that way!
Hugs
Stalky
hope the cast of Mary Poppins have take note...
just sticking up for stalky here i dont think anyone intended for this to be taken seriously ,,,,,,,,,,,,,
and does that mean you cant escape up the chimney either stalky ????????
and what about SANTA ????? how does he do it ????
so many chimney questions now to be asked
Andy
Are you serious? The guy deserves a Darwin Award for getting stuck in a chimney. You've got to be joking, nobody is THAT uptight. Go to the Darwin Awards website, there are hundreds of stories not dissimilar to that one and I think they are piss funny, especially the guy who fixed an aircraft take off assistance rocket to his chevy and flew into the canyon wall at mach II.......... They identified him from some teeth fragments
I think this is one very sad clown indeed...sheesh boy take some of these things as the tongue in cheek they are intended....
Stalky baby...you wont tneed the chimney or the cat flap to get ito my pace I will leave the door unlocked
Kisses
Focus
Ruggedly babe...do you have a chimney????
if you do...im on my way down it hehe
but for now im off to that website..it sounds funny
ohhh by the way boys...it was a woman that got stuck up the chimney
yes guys..women can be doctors too lol
roxxy
I can get through kitty doors!
hahahaha...
silly kisses
sweetpetite41 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Its a Christmas tradition to roast ya nuts over an open fire, the guy was ahead of his time!
If he got stuck just before the chimney sweep came,,, how far up would the brush go??
Stalky, If I got stuck in your doggy door I wouldnt be worried about the Labrador
Cheers
Oldog
and she was breaking into his house ....
poor blokes .. getting the blame again .. when in fact it was a woman ....
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