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Sep 02, 2010
Stalky  

Man 50yrs

I read in the paper today how a doctor who was having a fling with a dude was trying to break into his house and surprise him.

Well... be warned people. You might be able to climb down a chimney easy enough but at teh bottom of those things there is traditionally a "chimney shelf" which helps prevents smoke from blowing back into the room. These are formed by corbelling brickwork across the chimney opening... so when you climb down the chimney from above.. you will end up landing on the chinmey shelf... it is impossible to crawl passed these, unless you are a possum... so there you will stay... wedged... for days.. until the cleaner arrives and smells you... your body fluids oozing down the chimney... dead.

I suggest you try the cat flap. If you're really lucky your head will get caught while in a compromising position and my labrador will have his way with you. :)  Everybody wins that way!

Hugs

Stalky

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puppy   Couple Man 36yrs Woman 31yrs

Again...

...you are a very dirty Kookaburra!
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intriguedcurious

Chim Chimmeny, Chim Chimmeny.....

hope the cast of Mary Poppins have take note...

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Not really all that funny when someone dies is it ?

Not really all that funny when someone dies is it ? yeah we're all here for a good time & lots of laughs but joking over the death of someone especially in such a shocking way is going overboard. Grasshopper < Stalky>  should know better. Smell the roses sometime.
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exitonly   Man 36yrs

So.........

Is the moral of the story to not date doctors or have i missed the point?
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andreweagle   Man 47yrs

warning

just sticking up for stalky here i dont think anyone intended for this to be taken seriously ,,,,,,,,,,,,,

and does that mean you cant escape up the chimney either stalky ????????

and what about SANTA ????? how does he do it ????

so many chimney questions now to be asked

Andy

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Ruggedly_Rugged

Nah you're kidding Kingof

Quoting 'Kingofclowns'
Not really all that funny when someone dies is it ? yeah we're all here for a good time & lots of laughs but joking over the death of someone especially in such a shocking way is going overboard. Grasshopper  should know better. Smell the roses sometime.


Are you serious? The guy deserves a Darwin Award for getting stuck in a chimney. You've got to be joking, nobody is THAT uptight. Go to the Darwin Awards website, there are hundreds of stories not dissimilar to that one and I think they are piss funny, especially the guy who fixed an aircraft take off assistance rocket to his chevy and flew into the canyon wall at mach II.......... They identified him from some teeth fragments

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rccrhot2trot2   Woman 34yrs

exitonly.. that's the moral!! Chimneys are an "exitonly"..

Quoting 'exitonly'
Is the moral of the story to not date doctors or have i missed the point?

bb you ALWAYS miss the point.. but that's what is so damned adorable about you hehehehe xxxx R
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focusliason

Oh My

Quoting 'Kingofclowns'
Not really all that funny when someone dies is it ? yeah we're all here for a good time & lots of laughs but joking over the death of someone especially in such a shocking way is going overboard. Grasshopper  should know better. Smell the roses sometime.


I think this is one very sad clown indeed...sheesh boy take some of these things as the tongue in cheek they are intended....

Stalky baby...you wont tneed the chimney or the cat flap to get ito my pace I will leave the door unlocked

Kisses

Focus

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TassieRose

just one question...

Ruggedly babe...do you have a chimney????

if you do...im on my way down it hehe

but for now im off to that website..it sounds funny

ohhh by the way boys...it was a woman that got stuck up the chimney

yes guys..women can be doctors too lol

roxxy

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exitonly   Man 36yrs

quoting R

Quoting 'rccrhot2trot2'
Quoting 'exitonly'
Is the moral of the story to not date doctors or have i missed the point?

bb you ALWAYS miss the point.. but that's what is so damned adorable about you hehehehe xxxx R
WHen have I ever missed your point bb
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missbowpeek   Woman 50yrs

doing the math

How many drinks does it take do you reckon before you decide that "what a fkn great idea...Ill climb onto his/her roof shimmy down the chiminey and suprise the dickens out of him/her " ????? the darwin awards are always hillarious.....and in all  a service to humanity......... really
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chasingsweetp  

Woman 44yrs

lol..........

I can get through kitty doors!   

hahahaha...

silly kisses

sweetpetite41 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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desserts

Chimney

Everyone is worried about the chimney and its implications but no one has picked up on Stalky's labrador which he mentioned. Stalky would you like to elaborate??
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missbowpeek   Woman 50yrs

no dont lol

Please Dessert dont encourage him !!!  LOL
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Polar_Bear_Girl

Bwhahaha

I loved that story - funniest was she tried to get in with a shovel... a SHOVEL! first... so the dude heard her scrapping around outside and went elsewhere. Hahahaha

Just shows intelligence doesn't equal smarts.
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oldog   Man 48yrs

Christmas tradition

Its a Christmas tradition to roast ya nuts over an open fire, the guy was ahead of his time!

If he got stuck just before the chimney sweep came,,, how far up would the brush go??

Stalky, If I got stuck in your doggy door I wouldnt be worried about the Labrador

Cheers

Oldog

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HawkiE   Woman 47yrs

lol santa

glad i changed my mind about climbing down that chimney now so ty for that stalky , and lol @ people taking all comments on here so literally i dont even know stalky but take the statement for wat its worth it was suppose to be humourous im sure well i laughed lol .. Oh and how come santa doesnt get stuck in the chimney huh thats wat i wanna know do the reindeers shove him down and jump on him so he reaches the bottom or is there some horny housewife draggin him down by the legs for her xmas present before the hubby gets home .. And dont burst my bubble and try to tell me santas not really cuz im not silly lmao....
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MrnMrsPeachypear

NCIS

Hmmm and here we are watching an episode of NCIS where the guy dressed in a Santa suit to climb down the chimney, he was a mummy by the time he was found... hmmm...
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sassyme   Woman 43yrs

the doctor was in fact a woman ...

and she was breaking into his house ....

poor blokes .. getting the blame again .. when in fact it was a woman ....

...

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MrnMrsPeachypear

Hahaha

I think the Kingofclowns has had the best laugh!

Hehehehe hugs... Mrs P

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