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Rude Quotes and fun pick up lines
February 11 2016
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RHP User
8 years ago
I'm figs, how do you like me so far ?
RHP User
8 years ago
If there's a party in your mouth, invite me, I'll cum 😛
RHP User
8 years ago
I'm exhausted, love your face btw mind if I sit on it? 😜😍
RHP User
8 years ago
guy in a bar approaches desirable femalefondles around the back of her dress and finds the labelgazes into her eyes and says... Made Beautiful
RHP User
8 years ago
I played Tetris as a kid - I can make it fit 😂
RHP User
8 years ago
I think I need a shot of penis-illin
RHP User
8 years ago
You'd be a Whoreo
RHP User
8 years ago
At the beach 🏊 'wanna come for a swim so I can pee on you?' 👙👒👌
RHP User
8 years ago
Walks into a bar , she sees a good looking man sitting by himself , "May I buy you a drink ? " she asks..he responds in the negative .."So I suppose a little fuck is out of the question ? ".....😜xxFreya
RHP User
8 years ago
they call it a Beaver......cause I'm dying for some wood
RHP User
8 years ago
You be the ocean and I'll go down on you
RHP User
8 years ago
In a sultry tone,,,,, Walk up to a beautiful lady and say....... Your body is 60% water,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, And i'm feeling thirsty!! 😜
- Posted from rhpmobileRHP User
8 years ago
You have the most gorgeous body, that I ever want to come across... ;)
RHP User
8 years ago
It's no use standing on the seat,the lice in here jump fifteen feet😝xxFreya
RHP User
8 years ago
Hi do you have any Irish in you?
If not do you want some?
- Posted from rhpmobileRHP User
8 years ago
They say the 7 incher is the perfect size... But...
I'm not chopping my Dick in half for no one!
- Posted from rhpmobileRHP User
8 years ago
If I follow you home ,will you keep me ?? Dose fries come with that shake ? The word of the day is legs , so why don't we go upstairs and spread the word? Do you want to lock crotches and swap gravy ? If it's true that we are what we eat ! Can I be you in the morning ? My face is leaving in ten minutes .... Are you going to be on it or not? Your face or mine? Sex is a killer , want to die happy? Hey baby what's your sign ? All you can eat? I like your butt , can I wear it a hat? Nice legs ! What time do they open ?
RHP User
8 years ago
Walk up to a girl sitting at a bar, take your cock out and put it on her thigh and say 'I've got my eye on you'
- Posted from rhpmobileRHP User
3 years ago
A real man doesn't send you a dick pic.
He knocks on your door with his dick in his hand and let's you take a photo 📸
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