Many years ago when I lived in Melborne,I went to a friends birthday party with an ex, who I had just recently started dating again.It was a disaster , we had a huge argument and he left the party.I continued to drown my sorrows and when it came time to catch a cab home,I realized he had left with my wallet which I had given to him for safe keeping.I then proceeded to walk home...in the wrong direction...It wasn't long before I felt a little weary and decided to take a nap,curled up around a very cosy fire hydrant in Smith Street Collingwood.
That was the last thing I remember until I woke up in a cell, with a policeman shaking his finger at me saying''the evils of drink young woman,the evils of drink"
I was sooo mortified that I couldn't even bring myself to phone a friend, so I walked the walk of shame all the way home to St.Kilda,which took me about four hours in my extremely hung over state.
After a bit of a disastrous attendence at a wedding and rather a lot of alcohol consumed on my part, a nice lady in her early 50s found me reclining on her nature strip. She invited me in so I could use a phone charger, none fit. We had some wines, talked, then had quite amazing sex and laughed with each other all night. It was great and the most completely randomly fortunate ridiculous sexual encounter of my life.
....just yesterday started by sending me a text message at approximately 2am, accompanied by a picture of his very erect penis. I looked at it, put my phone down and thought "I'll deal with that later, much later". Later on, I replied with "oh, what were you doing up at 2 am?" to which I was informed he had been to engagement party and had more than just a few drinks. Yesterday, until early afternoon, I received text messages advising me what he was going to do along with videos to prove he had done it.
I got a huge apology this morning as this was ground we had never trodden with eachother before (and I'm hoping we never will either).
Not that I don't like stuff like that, but with the right person and not someone I've been goo mates with for a very long time.