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Mar 21, 2010
missguided74   Woman 37yrs

You know the problem with male strippers?...They think too much like a man!

Can tell the choro was all designed in the peanut sized brain of an uber cool, over pumped male. Take Mr Bod's routine last night for example...He dresses as a racing car driver and waves 2 flags about...ladies start your engines!!! Hmmm think mine just stalled actually! Now see,  if I was doing the choro it would involve Mr Bod strutting onto stage in boardies and singlet with his board.... (Ironing board that is!) and proceeding to work that linen suit! you know....long..firm strokes...like really just iron the FUCK out of those pants!!

so got me thinking what other fantasy strip show would I ask for in a private show..ideas??

Can't wait for this show! Coupons please ;)

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bonny2

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Hi there miss guided,  sounds like you had a bad night, I agree with you it sounds a touch 70s with chequered flags and sutch,  come to brisbane I am am sure we we could make your eyes bulge
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Mrs_PeachyPear   Woman 48yrs

Ahhh memories...

Hehehe how about we get 'em out there in that suit you mentioned and they can strip it off piece by piece before they iron it...

I still remember the time I caught the strippers eye {hehe I was looking up, not down} on his way to kiss the birthday girl and my delighted shock... when he stopped on the way back to the stage to give me a quick peck on the lips... Aaaahhh... that was good!


Mmmm... Mrs P' 
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Jean_Girard   Man 36yrs

Wilde Stripping

Can I have a go??  I could stand on stage reading Oscar Wilde while a bevy of ladies stripped off my clothes and ironed them... nah that's lame - and Oscar uses big words I might get stuck on..

What about I take my advice column on tour - I could strip while solving all those delicate problems...  and in difficult cases, provide a home service.  Hmmmm

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Rakehell  

Man 40yrs

Maybe

dressed in a tutu slowly stripping whilst doing the vaccuming and then standing naked at the sink doing the washing up. Be careful not to splash the hot water though!!

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