You know the problem with male strippers?...They think too much like a man!
Can tell the choro was all designed in the peanut sized brain of an uber cool, over pumped male. Take Mr Bod's routine last night for example...He dresses as a racing car driver and waves 2 flags about...ladies start your engines!!! Hmmm think mine just stalled actually! Now see, if I was doing the choro it would involve Mr Bod strutting onto stage in boardies and singlet with his board.... (Ironing board that is!) and proceeding to work that linen suit! you know....long..firm strokes...like really just iron the FUCK out of those pants!!
so got me thinking what other fantasy strip show would I ask for in a private show..ideas??
Can't wait for this show! Coupons please ;)
Can I have a go?? I could stand on stage reading Oscar Wilde while a bevy of ladies stripped off my clothes and ironed them... nah that's lame - and Oscar uses big words I might get stuck on..
What about I take my advice column on tour - I could strip while solving all those delicate problems... and in difficult cases, provide a home service. Hmmmm