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Re:Turkey Slapping

Jul 21, 2012
Excite_meplease   Woman 42yrs
Just me a very hot, well endowed man.... He showed me a technique of how he can turkey slap himself.....it was in a joking manner to break the ice between us too.... Made me laugh alot and now I have realized how hard the technique is to perfect do any other women enjoy/ dislike turkey slapping performed by their man on himself???? I laugh every time I try to perfect the technique ..... How do I overcome my new found fondness of turkey slapping????
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Kizza1973   Man 40yrs

Turkey slap

If it broke the ice  and you two enjoy the company of one another I say good luck to you and your man. I'm just curious to know what the turkey technique is? He hits his own body with his turkey? Haha Us men are known to make a fool of ourselves all for the attention of a woman.
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Excite_meplease   Woman 42yrs

Re: Turkey Slap

Hey Kizza, To make him grow,I make a 'V' with my fingers and place it at the bottom of his penis and wiggle both fingers up and down ,so his penis goes from side to side and grows. Be warned the harder it gets the more difficult it will be to turkey slap.Once fully erect you'll not be able to turkey slap. Girl give it a go on your man and let me know.... You to Kizza!!!!
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Hesione

I would restict

myself to indulging only on Xmas and Thanksgiving holidays.,not quite cold turkey but almost.Practising the fish slapping dance may also helpx Hugs H
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Excite_meplease   Woman 42yrs

Re:turkey/ fish slap

Hi Hesione, Hhmmm.... Fish slapping please tell?
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8enuff   Man 46yrs

i'd just indulge

If I were you I'd just make sure I got turkey slapped every time
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Naughtygentlman   Man 31yrs

That's hillarious!

Lol, that's gold!  But i'm a little confused as to how you'll be turkey slapping yourself, and "perfecting the technique" unless of course you're turkey slapping yourself with your boobs?!?!?!?

But seriously, if a woman likes have her man's salami slapped solidly up in her face then more power to her.
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brownsuga22   Man 35yrs

slappng is good as long as its turkey!

well as long as its fun there is no harm in doing turkey slapping.....it can be done in a non-sexual way either playfully or to shame. definitely a good ice breaker in ur case.  to perform it on himself is not easy....need to be very flexible i guess...and also well endowed ....
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wellhungnfun   Man 23yrs

Slapping

Seems to be a good way to break the ice - that's assuming you need to break it :P
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Smilingwithfun   Man 53yrs

Lucky Man

I'm gathering he has to have a larger than normal to do it.Makes for an interesting pickup line. For me any woman out there interested in seeing a sparrow slap

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Jon062012   Man 40yrs

turkey slap

!
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oilmassage  

Man 46yrs

Gobble gobble

I knew that yoga might come in useful. Thanks for the tip off :-) Come and watch ......

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jensman1903   Man 49yrs

Yeah, ...I'd be lucky to turkey graze anybody else, let alone myself.

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Jay_Me   Man 52yrs

OK, I give in...

WTF is turkey slapping. ?    ( and I thought I knew it all )
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Excite_meplease   Woman 42yrs

Re:turkey slap

It's when a guy who is semi hard places his hand on his cock and can swing it side to side and slap his groin area or stomach area..... Can you do it?
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bwsc96

Problem solved

By letting me turkey slap u until u get over it
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feloniusfossil

Jay

Its when you slap someone up the side of the face

with your dick, pretty exciting stuff hey.


Cheers Felonius

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Excite_meplease   Woman 42yrs

Re:Turkey Slap

Hey Jay No I'm talking about when a man can turkey slap  himself not a girl....It doesn't necessarily mean slapping a girls face . Big difference, can you do it ?  Not many men can do it ......
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Jay_Me   Man 52yrs

awwww,

now i know...  Never thought of doing that.  Next time l get a  bj, l,ll try it.  Probally get a smack in the chops.... But only one way to find out l guess. ..?
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0zboy   Man 53yrs

Well

Slap me down like a dunny lid, I never knew lol
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Jay_Me   Man 52yrs

Excite-meplease...

Hey' Excite'      what you said is what I thought it might be but didnt want say in case I was wrong... 

Yep'  I could do that,  half hard and slap from side to side or up on the  tummy...    mind you' Id feel abit silly doing it with a girl on a first date ..  lol  ...    could you imagine ? 

Not the type of thing I would normally do,  but on request'  who knows ?    lol..


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