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Mar 20, 2010
mynameisearl2   Man 43yrs
got myself a caddilac

and can't afford the gasoline.

i got holes in my shoes.....

i got the down baby blues..........




POWERAGE














Earl
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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

Hey....Earl...arent you supposed to be sourcing us wheels??

Come on mate...buck up....we need you at the helm of this leaky

boat!

Guess what??? Looks as tho RHP reinstated my instant posting

privileges.....(hears groan from the peanut gallery...SUFFER IN YA

JOCKS...lol)

We suffered for our art Earl..but back and all the stronger for it

Heres to integrity and grit!

Now kiss me.....

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mynameisearl2   Man 43yrs

mwah (insert term of endearment here)

thanks Lippy. you the bomb man.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Earl
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Renameordelete

confused

Too many songs going thru my head.

Been listening to my son and his mate play Guitar hero 2,3, and 5 for hours now............

Woman Woman

Shes a woman you know what I mean

You better listen, listen to me

she's gotna set you free ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

Song stuck on repeat...

Don't ya just hate it when lyrics get stuck in ya head?

For some reason....'sit on my face and tell me that you

love me'...is looping in my fruitus loopus brainus. ARGH!!

Hey..if Im the bomb...does that mean I get to blow ya (up)?

hehe...

Keep on smilin xxxx

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mynameisearl2   Man 43yrs

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Quoting 'Mynameonurlips'
                                 

Don't ya just hate it when lyrics get stuck in ya head?


For some reason....'sit on my face and tell me that you


love me'...is looping in my fruitus loopus brainus. ARGH!!



Hey..if Im the bomb...does that mean I get to blow ya (up)?


hehe...


Keep on smilin xxxx

                               
quoting Bon

"this is a true story, only the names have been changed to protect the guilty"



Earl
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wowwow09

ACDC

For me what was the best live show i have been to in years ...

EARL  she's got the JACK

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mynameisearl2   Man 43yrs

the jack

Quoting Bon,

"she gave me her mind.

she gave me her body

but she gave it to anybody.

but i made her cry

and i made her scream.

i curdled her cream.

but how was i to know that she was 999 on the clinic card list.

and i fell in love with that dirty little bitch.

she got the jack"  yadda yadda yadda


ahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha




Earl
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mynameisearl2   Man 43yrs

quoting Bon

well i left my job in my home town

and had to blow the smoke.

gotta rocknroll band and a fast right hand,

gunna get to the top

aint nothin gunna stop us,

no nothin

so if you got the money

we got the sound.

you put it up and we'll put it down.

you got the dollar we got the song, oohh.

just wanna boogie woogie alnight long.

yeah boogie.

i got holes in my shoes, igot holes in my jeans.

i got holes in my sox, i can't get no sleep.

i'm tryin ta act a million.

i got patches on my patches,

of my old blue jeans.

well they used to be blue when the used to be new

when they used to be clean.

well i got a mummy, whos a hummer

just keepin me alive.

while i'm in the band doin drinkin with the boys

she's workin 9-5.

she knows her place that woman.

one of these days see me driven down town

in my rock'n rollsroyce with the sun roof down.

my body let loose with the summer time blues

shoutin out look at me an my rocknroll voice.


well it aint no fun

waitin round to be a millionare.



Earl



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mynameisearl2   Man 43yrs

quotin Bon

hey howard, friend, nextdoor neighbour.

ohh yeah. 

get your fuckin jumbo jets out of my airport



ahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaaha



Earl
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Renameordelete

hey earl just for you MWAH

She was a fast machine,
She kept her motor clean,
She was the fastest damn woman that I ever seen,

She had sightless eyes,
Telling me no lies,
Knockin' me out with those American thighs,

Taking more than her share,
Had me fighting for air,
She told me to come, but I was already there,

'Cause the walls started shaking,
The earth was quaking,
My mind was achin',
And we were makin' it and you...

Shook me all night long,
Yeah you, shook me all night long.

Working double time on the seduction line,
She was one of a kind,
She's just mine all mine,

Wanted no applause,
It's just another cause,
Made a meal out of me, and come back for more,

Had to cool me down,
To take another round,
Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing

But the walls were shaking,
The earth was quaking,
My mind was aching,
And we were making it and you...

Shook me all night long,
Yeah you, shook me all night long,
Knocked me out, I said you
Shook me all night long,
Had me shaking and you,
Shook me all night long,
Well you shook me,
Well you shook me...

You really shook me and YOU!
Shook me all night long,
Aaaaahaaaahaaaah You...
Shook me all night long,
Yeah yeah you,
Shook me all night long,
You really got me and you,
Shook me all night long,
Yeah you shook me,
Yeah you shook me,
All night long.
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mynameisearl2   Man 43yrs

onya Chiki

quoting Brian

Hey there all you middle men,

and while your out there sittin on the fence,

so come down here man,

cause rocknroll aint no riddle man.

to me it makes good, good sense.





Heavy decibells are playin on my guitar.

we got vibrationtions coming up from the floor..........




ahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

Earl

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