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Feb 22, 2012
Mark_newcastle  

Man 28yrs
Hi all, Just wondering how I make my profile more appealing ? I'm aware the ratio between men and women is far from even, so just looking for some helpful tips to make it more interesting and less off putting
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MsVelvetblue  

Woman 47yrs

Get rid of your current photo

A little mystery please
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mikeandshel   Couple Man 49yrs Woman 51yrs

lol

we agree...keep the dick pics for the private galleries....we dont even open profiles that have cocks as their main pic....
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ChasingMidnight

When...

...will a few of the ladies try this one on?  Please. 

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At least ask if men like it when a woman goes down on them.

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Stalky

suit yourself.

Hey! No matter what you do something will be wrong for someone, so you may as well please yourself. I highly recommend getting known. You might do this here by attending events in your area, by involving yourself in these forums or by getting into the chat rooms and mixing it up a bit with that unruly semi-naked rabble. As for your profile pic... I dont know what it is because I am a guest.... but I guess its a picture of your dick. You would do well to recognise that only paid up members can actually see xxx rated pictures, and its more likely that the ladies are guests... so that your avatar will not attract them even if you have the most handsome cock in the world... the majority of ladies just can't see it.

Cheers.
Stalky
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mikeandshel   Couple Man 49yrs Woman 51yrs

Please

put it away. We dont all want to see your bits and pieces, as they just arent the most attractive part of a mans anatomy. Show us something that appeals, something that is attractive, perhaps your face, or your body? Chests and shoulders are much sexier than butts and bits.                                                                                    Shel.
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wowwow11   Man 39yrs

hold that thought

Hammered
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InAdditionTo   Couple Man 37yrs Woman 36yrs

There's more to this man than his cock?

Hmmm, well, personally, I tend to avoid profiles with 'the cock shot' as their profile pic.  What this says to me is 'here is a man who thinks with his 'little' head waaaay more than his 'big' head".

For us, its what's between the ears that has the biggest sex appeal, not what's between the legs...there has to be more to a man than his cock !  And while clearly, you can't very well photograph your grey matter (I know, gross....sorry), what you can do is add a little mystery to capture our imagination...

Just my thoughts though

Mrs Addy
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ChasingMidnight

Be a man...

...hot chicks dig guys who are real men.

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Quoting 'HotSexyChilli'
Dribble honey over it and add sprinkles ...Gift wrap with a colourful metallic bow ...Get suggestive with mistletoe above...Decoratively place satin, velvet or silk nearby.

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Jearzus, thanks for that....you told me I should have mine bronzed.  Do you have any idea how damn much that hurt, and worse...I can't get on a plane anymore without embarrassing the hell out of myself going through security.

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Women...no pleasing them! 

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Meeka100   Woman 41yrs

No upfront cock shots.

What? I thought men only put cock shots up to attract other men..... Cause alot of chicks don't like it. To stand out... Pictures of your face  or of you doing something interesting or in an interesting location. Well these sorts of things stand out to me. I think alot of women like the personal factor. Are you a nice guy, interesting etc. Let's face it if I just wanted a cock I could walk outside and get one. I don't have to go to all the effort of getting one online.


Good luck


xx


Meeka
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Ramakin   Man 41yrs

Groucho Marx

Exactly the same profile pic but just add a pair of Groucho Marx glasses with fake nose, eye brows and moustache balanced on the end of your penis. 'Chicks' realy dig it when you dress up your penis.
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wowwow11   Man 39yrs

The Young Punks Love It

You could  make your profile picture a wide angle  shot of your gapping anus filled with Jelly beans  with the caption Guess the number of jelly beans and there YOURS
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Krissy_G   Woman 43yrs

Errm Wowwow

Quoting 'wowwow11'
You could  make your profile picture a wide angle  shot of your gapping anus filled with Jelly beans  with the caption Guess the number of jelly beans and there YOURS


I didnt see that pic of you. I have a few packs of little bananas if you want to up the anti a bit more.

Dont put your latte through your nostrils again.

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MissSarahCurious   Woman 33yrs

Really?

Quoting 'Meeka100'
    What? I thought men only put cock shots up to attract other men..... Cause alot of chicks don't like it. To stand out... Pictures of your face  or of you doing something interesting or in an interesting location. Well these sorts of things stand out to me. I think alot of women like the personal factor. Are you a nice guy, interesting etc. Let's face it if I just wanted a cock I could walk outside and get one. I don't have to go to all the effort of getting one online.


Good luck


xx


Meeka    
I thought it was the butt shots that bring all the boys to the other boys' yard? I haven't done an extensive survey or anything, that's just what they tell me.

I think it's hilarious on one hand but a bit sad on the other since it makes the easily offended boys take their pretty butt pics down. I'm like hahahahahayou'rescaredofboysLOLOLOLohbooonomorebuttshot *pout*

xx Sarah
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MissSarahCurious   Woman 33yrs

Still

Quoting 'HotSexyChilli'
    Get bored of the same old and you need to catch our attention.  If you're convinced your cock is your best asset and one look will make us wanna jump on board and ride on cowboy then here are some suggestions to spice it up a little and ensure we take a closer look:

Dribble honey over it and add sprinkles
Gift wrap with a colourful metallic bow 
Get suggestive with mistletoe above
Decoratively place satin, velvet or silk nearby


We've seen one we've seen em all Mark_Newcastle
What makes yours special???

Chilli xx
   
I do have to give him props for the longest landing strip I've ever seen... seriously, that's a new one for me.

xx Sarah
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MrandMrsErotic   Couple Man 47yrs Woman 47yrs

Magnetic Appeal.

Remember what an enemy told you once that you looked disgusting in (vicious ex partner will also qualify).

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Wear that. and dont smile unless you have good teeth.

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~sheesh~

And I thought this thread was going to be about standing sideways.

Titles need to be so much more descriptive people!!
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Mark_newcastle  

Man 28yrs

Cock pic

Ok, so it seems everyone agrees with getting rid of the cock pics. Another handy tips ?
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Jackal1000  

Man 28yrs

Brother

Get rid of the pic, expect rejection even with a nice shot, that's the way it is on here, the woman have countless  amounts of wolves hitting on them.
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Hesione  

Woman 54yrs

Your profile

Perhaps  you have noticed heaps of advice on here at the moment particularly for guys re their profile...all worth a read...but

 

as has already been mentioned   

 

a  most women are guests and cant access your pic no matter how spectacular

 

b  I suppose it depends who you are trying to attract ,so maybe you wont achieve your objective if you leave  the existing

 

one there

 

 

 

 

So in short....interesting pic....perhaps the headless grecian statue look or something quirky..and write something in your own words.....if you were a chocolate who would you like to buy you...<.eating comes next>xH

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