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Jan 27, 2010
4nicake   Man 46yrs
A profile I found this morning  The last line  is unbeliveable

In our past Reationship's we have both been involed with swinging,group sex, MF,FF,MMF mrs has had 4 male's. So we now are ready to Add some Extra Spice to our Reationship.

These are the thing's that we enjoy.
Foreplay,Group,MM,FF,MMF,MFF,oral,doggie,sex out doors,spanking-whipping,swinging party's, Double Penetration its never ending anything with pleasure were both all in.
 Our Fantasy's
Well Mr's Sexual Fantasy is for is woman to be sucking on is Hard cock. As she's on here knee's, bent over while there's a Hard cock deep inside here.
Now to Mrs,
Well there's alot on my mind so shall keep it sort.
1. Licking pussy for hour's.
2.Getting my pussy+ ass licked at the same time.
3.Double Penetration.
4.Woman licking my pussy as the man fuck's her ass.
5. Discipline - It's a must do at all time's slapping whipping grabed by neck.
Looking for couple's or F or M ( no more than 8in Guy's ) for friendship,or just for satisfaction. No strings geniune people who trust eachother respectfull, playful, adventurous. So if this Describes you, dont hesitate to leave a message.
Woman must be shaved.                                         
We Are Looking For So you Funloving,playfull,respectull, honest couples also female or male! Who would like to have some satisfaction, sexual Fantasys Group sex,woman on woman!
Make sure to recharge your batteries as you will need all your energy! NO SINGLE GUY'S
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spunkycpl17   Couple Man 22yrs Woman 21yrs

THIS IS NOT ABOUT PUNCTUATION! grrrrrr

LOL you guys are all nuts! haha the only thingthat jumps out at me is that the whole way throuhg they want males, males, males and at the end they've got" NO SINGLE GUYS" they're quite obviously a little bit stupid, or high.. :P bet they're gettinga shitload of views though! hahaha L. x.
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MrnMrsPeachypear

Might be what we read into it...

The couple in the original post are looking for couples too, perhaps they think they'll find a man as a part of a couple...

If I knew who the couple was, it would be my pleasure to lead them to this thread so they too can join in the fun!

Mrs P'


Feb 12, 2010 Report Abuse  |   Reply with Quote  |   Reply Reply Post
goths   Couple Man 40yrs Woman 56yrs

spelling nazis

Who wants to party on with a grammer teacher?

Or who wants to party with people that just dont give a flying f.....

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puredemure   Woman 29yrs

glass houses

maybe im just tired, but did the guy who is complaining about the grammar in this not spell unbelieveable correct himself??
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AdventureTime   Couple Man 45yrs Woman 40yrs

errrrr...what was wrong with it?

OH i get your drift ..

lots of confused people on RHP

 

 

maybe they will sort out what they want.

and try single guys...grrrr

 

ps.

people who moan about spelling and grammer,after scruitinizing every word in your profile..

are a turn OFF..

 

We ARNT writing letters?

we are typing what we are trying to express..so obviously if you speak with some slang, you may type it as well.

However i do draw the line at stupid slang such as "my bad"...zzzzz

 

OMG

Neo

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nursejane_mrruff   Couple Man 36yrs Woman 24yrs

I am Mrruff

To think of all the stories that swingers are able to tell this is what we talk about.

 

What is wrong with people?

 

Did you know on the same web page there are pictures of my better half looking stunning in underwear? I know where my focus is. Call me shallow but I think grammar and spelling pale in comparison.

 

We use this site to meet new people and have some fun, I suggest that you all do the same and lighten up. Really what dose it matter.

Kev

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nursejane_mrruff   Couple Man 36yrs Woman 24yrs

Crazy.

 

Hello all, Sarah here the one who wrote this profile I have to say  I have never laughed this hard in my life. I thank you all for that  I find it so funny that my Grammar and punctuation has affected you oops wait a minute I mean my lack of.

I am dyslexic and not ashamed of that.  I had such a ball reading though your comments Dam you seem to all be looking for the perfect person on this site. Well good luck to you as nobody is perfect.

How crazy are you people, on a swinger’s site going on about my grammar. That’s the last thing I would be looking at when there is all that smoking hot ass out there.
I hope my profile has given you all a laugh as much as it has done for Kev and I.

 

For you Crazy Grammar People, I did spell check just for you.

Well I have a life and I am not going to waste anymore of my time.

 

Take Care

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BadBadDog

Cool !

Dyslexic....wow....don't all rush to apoligise now....

 

Well said Mr and mrs Ruff....

 

RHP'ers you just shouldn't try to kick people in the balls for free because of how they express themselves without getting your facts straight.....

 

The forums are not for cowardly, hide behind your profile,  bullying - I fucking hate it....and I will defend againt you

crabs who do it for as long as I am here !

 

I wish the admins would keep the forums free from this kind of trash and leave it for interesing and sexy topics as intended....Mr and mrs Ruff are actually swinging....while you lot are swinging your tiny dicks....any wonder. Pffft.

 

Guard Dog.

 

 

 

 

 

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mc21283

For your information....

In case everyone has no idea who Jean_Girard is referring to, Miss Hotazice, please report to the forums immediately!

 

If she spoke dirty like that in the bedroom, I'd have to lock her in there and not share with anyone.

 

Maybe some shackles for the Caravan boys?

 

Cheers,

 

Michael

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MrnMrsPeachypear

Not all of us... :-)

Quoting 'nursejane_mrruff'
                                 

 

Hello all, Sarah here the one who wrote this profile I have to say  I have never laughed this hard in my life. I thank you all for that  I find it so funny that my Grammar and punctuation has affected you oops wait a minute I mean my lack of.

I am dyslexic and not ashamed of that.  I had such a ball reading though your comments Dam you seem to all be looking for the perfect person on this site. Well good luck to you as nobody is perfect.

How crazy are you people, on a swinger’s site going on about my grammar. That’s the last thing I would be looking at when there is all that smoking hot ass out there.
I hope my profile has given you all a laugh as much as it has done for Kev and I.

 

For you Crazy Grammar People, I did spell check just for you.

Well I have a life and I am not going to waste anymore of my time.

 

Take Care

                               

I'm really sorry your profile was used to make fun of you, looks like someone should have told you, like the name of the thread says instead of posting this in the forums... Be well... Mrs P'

Feb 23, 2010 Report Abuse  |   Reply with Quote  |   Reply Reply Post
Naughtiness_Inc

Oh No

The MS Office spelling and grammar checker isn’t that great, but even that would have been an improvement.

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MrsPeachyPear   Woman 48yrs

Grammar etc are one thing...

comprehension and/or understanding is another... This has got to be one of the biggest and best balls upped threads ever! Hehe... took me a while to get it I gotta say... Mrs P'

Quoting 'VivaciousDesire'
                                 

The MS Office spelling and grammar checker isn’t that great, but even that would have been an improvement.

                               

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randomtip   Man 32yrs

twenty minutes I will never be reimbursed for

I can't believe I read this post.

 

Although I do think there is a direct link between intelligent talkative girls (and maybe boys I dunno) and great blowjobs.

 

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