I actually know the profile you are referring to...having ping ponged a few email back and forth with them a while back and swapped some stories (sadly I sent them something I wrote which they found a bit intense even though it was only fiction and they asked me never to contact them again...a wish that I have honoured despite my huge desire to defend myself as they are a very sexy couple that I would love to meet).....now...to their grammar.....
I too find good spelling and grammar sexy.....for the same reasons as stated .....but I wouldn't let it get in the way of a good time neccessarily ! lol
I try very hard to make sure mine is good.....but never learning to touch type (instead fantasising about my typing teacher Ms Dodd who had possibly the best ass on the planet...when I should have been practicing......she gave me fucking 49% !!! tyvm.... but I digress) means that if I dont read what I have typed I often screw it up, especially if I am in a hurry......
I suspect that the couple in this profile are simply so HOT TO GO that the LAST thing on their minds is corrct grammar.....
Now, I believe that this topic was posted because the last line refers to NO SINGLE GUYS so perhaps they are wanting guys who would NOT attend with their partner (hello !!! waves arems around in the air !! lol)....and probably relates to single guys hitting on the (admittedly very cute) female member of the couple.....if that's the case... What's the big deal ? It their profile FFS....they can ask for whatever they like surely ?
Sometimes you just have to respect peoples wishes (dammit)....
Maybe I'm not seeing past the end of my dick and missing the point...tell them what ?
DoggyStyle.
Sydneyboy and I are both acutely aware which is our left from write, but just the same, I think we ought to be punished... especially me.. errrr.. I mena him... look at that bottom!
I so love using the word "mena" btw... it's kind of exotic... another of my favourites is "hte" instead of "the"... of course, I mena I am inspired to type faster so that it happens again.
Hugs
Stalkyboy.
Fark !
I made two spello's in that last post.....spello's or typo's ?
Are the apostrophie's all in the right, correct, appropriate place's ?
Grrr I thought this was supposed to be sexy !!
Sometime's don't you just wanna forget that stuff and DO IT ! lol
I think we would be making a HUGE generalisation if we assumed that those who cant type well, or have bad grammar or simply left school early or had a learning difficulty (dyslexia etc) are bad lovers or don't deserve an opportunity....
I don't know how well Christiano Ronaldo can spell but he is an amazing footballer....ditto David Beckham......quite a possibility that they are reasonable lovers too ? I'm thinking Christiano is laying more pipe than a Roman plumber !
Picasso ? Couldn't draw a straight line (*wink*) but was rumoured to be a legendary lover....
Tiger Woods.....doesn't seem to have any difficulty picking up women but I dont see him winning a Pulitzer anytime soon....
Apart from Byron, Hemmingway and Stalky I can't think of too many male wordsmiths famous for their cocksmanship.....?
Germain Greer knew what to do with an exclamation mark but put your hand up if you want to jump her bones !! Um no, didn't think so.....
My point is that one's writing, punctuation and grammer are not neccessarily linked to great feats in the bedroom....any more than great lovers are jaw dropping with a quill...
Frankly I don't know 100% when to use apostrophies or even if I'm spelling apostrophies correctly.....but I think I can please someone because I am attentive, I listen and I like to explore.....how much sex have I been missing out on because instead of learning from my English teacher I was imagining her in her hitching up her skirt for me in the toilet block after school ??? Damm !!
So, STICKLERS.......how much hot sex are YOU missing out on ?
I though everybody liked a bit of rough occassionally ?
Dogism.
This one makes me so mad!!!
Could of
Must of
Should of
FUCK of will ya.
I mean OFF
Calm now.
ok.....shoot me down here!
But what is it with ya all....Every sentence has to be perfect? WTF....
meh..
sweetpetite41<<< rather simple lovely souls than those that need to correct others.
hehe... Yeah Sydlad, here's cheers to no bruises... hehe. My comments are always full of errors... sometimes those are even intentional but really, it doesn't bother me either way for the forums. Source did look a little odd but desert and dessert.... lol.... good one.
lmfao Jean. I really like ewes guys. grrrr.
Stalky
Cheers mate.... That was a rumour I believe I started... hehe.
We are all critics eh..Maybe the man/woman or couple were just so excited and rushed through it as i'm sure we have all done from time to time with an emaill.However why stop there why not give it to all those who now use the modern english and use str8 for example.Is'nt this supposed to be a site where people can meet???? Obviously not,unfortunately words can wound and maybe the author of this post might bbe thinking why did i unleash hell with my grammer and puntuation didnt anyone read the content.
I for one dumb myself down somewhat as i may come across as too proper and yet i have many successful associates who dont pronounce there H's i.e ow are you ( how are you) but then again some will always judge the book by the cover and i guess no one should reply to that post due to it.s poor english and with that said im now going to send an email to MENSA telling them of this sorry saga and i don't wax lyrical lol
1. maybe the author of this post might bbe thinking why did i unleash hell with my grammer and puntuation didnt anyone read the content.
2. I for one dumb myself down
1. I think the reason we have grammar and punctuation is to make it easier to actually read the content. There is currently only one person where I will strain my eyes to make sense of posts with words like wud instead of would. And that person is hot as. And only while she has hot profile pics. If she lets herself go, I'll be all over her spelling like a bad cop in Mexico.
2. Well done. Most people can. Very few smart themselves up.
Of course the irony of all this is that the couple in the profile (it IS a couple) being discussed seem blissfully unaware of all the kerfuffle !!!
Perhaps they are entertaining ?
Maybe WE should all be entertaining too ? Instead of being sad fucks who worry about rammar et al ? Et tu ?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bad Bad Doggy.