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Jan 27, 2010
4nicake   Man 46yrs
A profile I found this morning  The last line  is unbeliveable

In our past Reationship's we have both been involed with swinging,group sex, MF,FF,MMF mrs has had 4 male's. So we now are ready to Add some Extra Spice to our Reationship.

These are the thing's that we enjoy.
Foreplay,Group,MM,FF,MMF,MFF,oral,doggie,sex out doors,spanking-whipping,swinging party's, Double Penetration its never ending anything with pleasure were both all in.
 Our Fantasy's
Well Mr's Sexual Fantasy is for is woman to be sucking on is Hard cock. As she's on here knee's, bent over while there's a Hard cock deep inside here.
Now to Mrs,
Well there's alot on my mind so shall keep it sort.
1. Licking pussy for hour's.
2.Getting my pussy+ ass licked at the same time.
3.Double Penetration.
4.Woman licking my pussy as the man fuck's her ass.
5. Discipline - It's a must do at all time's slapping whipping grabed by neck.
Looking for couple's or F or M ( no more than 8in Guy's ) for friendship,or just for satisfaction. No strings geniune people who trust eachother respectfull, playful, adventurous. So if this Describes you, dont hesitate to leave a message.
Woman must be shaved.                                         
We Are Looking For So you Funloving,playfull,respectull, honest couples also female or male! Who would like to have some satisfaction, sexual Fantasys Group sex,woman on woman!
Make sure to recharge your batteries as you will need all your energy! NO SINGLE GUY'S
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lilmissfussy

< wonders if sydboy and stalky ...

know that they each used right/write incorrectly ... too funny
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MrnMrsPeachypear

Lolol stalky was right in the first place hehehe

Quoting 'lilmissfussy'
                                  know that they each used right/write incorrectly ... too funny                                

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MrnMrsPeachypear

There are some fascinating profiles we could put under scrutiny

and possibly offer useful advice on instead of ridiculing...

Anyhow, I really wanted to praise your post Dog, it says what my grumpy mood would take too far lolol...

Quoting 'BadBadDog'
                                 

I actually know the profile you are referring to...having ping ponged a few email back and forth with them a while back and swapped some stories (sadly I sent them something I wrote which they found a bit intense even though it was only fiction and they asked me never to contact them again...a wish that I have honoured despite my huge desire to defend myself as they are a very sexy couple that I would love to meet).....now...to their grammar.....

 

I too find good spelling and grammar sexy.....for the same reasons as stated .....but I wouldn't let it get in the way of a good time neccessarily ! lol

 

I try very hard to make sure mine is good.....but never learning to touch type (instead fantasising about my typing teacher Ms Dodd who had possibly the best ass on the planet...when I should have been practicing......she gave me fucking 49% !!! tyvm.... but I digress) means that if I dont read what I have typed I often screw it up, especially if I am in a hurry......

 

I suspect that the couple in this profile are simply so HOT TO GO that the LAST thing on their minds is corrct grammar.....

 

Now, I believe that this topic was posted because the last line refers to NO SINGLE GUYS so perhaps they are wanting guys who would NOT attend with their partner (hello !!! waves arems around in the air !! lol)....and probably relates to single guys hitting on the (admittedly very cute) female member of the couple.....if that's the case... What's the big deal ? It their profile FFS....they can ask for whatever they like surely ?

 

Sometimes you just have to respect peoples wishes (dammit)....

 

Maybe I'm not seeing past the end of my dick and missing the point...tell them what ?

 

DoggyStyle.


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shuckme2   Man 40yrs

gross

LOL .....it seems that anal licking is fine but.....single guys?  How gross is that!   ewwwww! OMG  a single guy!  Run Run run away.
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Stalky   Man 50yrs

Now Now Ladies please!

Sydneyboy and I are both acutely aware which is our left from write, but just the same, I think we ought to be punished... especially me.. errrr.. I mena him... look at that bottom!

 

I so love using the word "mena" btw... it's kind of exotic... another of my favourites is "hte" instead of "the"... of course, I mena I am inspired to type faster so that it happens again.

 

Hugs

Stalkyboy.

 

 

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4nicake   Man 46yrs

A MAN!!!!

Fuck me!!!do you think it could be a man?........ or worse than that  "A SINGLE MAN"da da daaaaaaaaaaaaa.....they should be banned and banished to masterbating dungeones of hell.
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BadBadDog

Looking back over what I wrote....

Fark !

 

I made two spello's in that last post.....spello's or typo's ?

 

Are the apostrophie's all in the right, correct, appropriate place's ?

 

Grrr I thought this was supposed to be sexy !!

 

Sometime's don't you just wanna forget that stuff and DO IT ! lol

 

I think we would be making a HUGE generalisation if we assumed that those who cant type well, or have bad grammar or simply left school early or had a learning difficulty (dyslexia etc) are bad lovers or don't deserve an opportunity....

 

I don't know how well Christiano Ronaldo can spell but he is an amazing footballer....ditto David Beckham......quite a possibility that they are reasonable lovers too ? I'm thinking Christiano is laying more pipe than a Roman plumber !

 

Picasso ? Couldn't draw a straight line (*wink*) but was rumoured to be a legendary lover....

 

Tiger Woods.....doesn't seem to have any difficulty picking up women but I dont see him winning a Pulitzer anytime soon....

 

Apart from Byron, Hemmingway and Stalky I can't think of too many male wordsmiths famous for their cocksmanship.....?

 

Germain Greer knew what to do with an exclamation mark but put your hand up if you want to jump her bones !! Um no, didn't think so.....

 

My point is that one's writing, punctuation and grammer are not neccessarily linked to great feats in the bedroom....any more than great lovers are jaw dropping with a quill...

 

Frankly I don't know 100% when to use apostrophies or even if I'm spelling apostrophies correctly.....but I think I can please someone because I am attentive, I listen and I like to explore.....how much sex have I been missing out on because instead of learning from my English teacher I was imagining her in her hitching up her skirt for me in the toilet block after school ??? Damm !!

 

So, STICKLERS.......how much hot sex are YOU missing out on ?

 

I though everybody liked a bit of rough occassionally ?

 

Dogism.

 

 

 

 

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Jean_Girard   Man 36yrs

Have vs Of

This one makes me so mad!!!

 

Could of

Must of

Should of

 

FUCK of will ya.

I mean OFF

 

Calm now.

 

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sydneyboy3au   Man 32yrs

lol,


Quoting 'stalky'
                                 

Sydneyboy and I are both acutely aware which is our left from write, but just the same, I think we ought to be punished... especially me.. errrr.. I mena him... look at that bottom!

 

I so love using the word "mena" btw... it's kind of exotic... another of my favourites is "hte" instead of "the"... of course, I mena I am inspired to type faster so that it happens again.

 

Hugs

Stalkyboy.

 

 

                               
bottom punishing eh? I dunno, I saw some of that recently and I like keeping my rear end in working condition - like being able to sit without wincing :p

I don't believe I've ever used "hte", but "teh" is always popular.

(*sigh* yes, as Stalkyboy correctly noted, we both put in errors on purpose. Amusingly, nobody pointed out that it should be "sauce" and "dessert". Spelling Police Fail. :-) )

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chasingsweetp   Woman 44yrs

geez..........

ok.....shoot me down here!

 

 

But what is it with ya all....Every sentence has to be perfect? WTF....

 

 

meh..

 

sweetpetite41<<<  rather simple lovely souls than those that need to correct others.

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Stalky   Man 50yrs

Hey ewe lot.

hehe... Yeah Sydlad, here's cheers to no bruises... hehe. My comments are always full of errors... sometimes those are even intentional but really, it doesn't bother me either way for the forums. Source did look a little odd but desert and dessert.... lol.... good one.

 

 

lmfao Jean. I really like ewes guys. grrrr.

 

Hugs

Stalky 

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Stalky   Man 50yrs

lol Baddog

Cheers mate.... That was a rumour I believe I started... hehe.

 

Hugs

Stalky

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Stalky   Man 50yrs

I think it was written by a man. It has a man's tone about it.

I really do not know who it is but I'd take it on face value that they are a genuine couple.
Stalky
 
Quoting '4nicake'
Fuck me!!!do you think it could be a man?........ or worse than that  "A SINGLE MAN"da da daaaaaaaaaaaaa.....they should be banned and banished to masterbating dungeones of hell.

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MrnMrsPeachypear

Lolol Sydney... no offence meant...

me no bee spelling police... I introduced the term typos lolol!

That's because I really don't care hehe... I'm not stupid and my mind makes the necessary adjustments for spelling mistakes/typos most of the time, sometimes a giggle is worthwhile for accidental puns etc... I have a real issue with the affect/effect myself and can't be bothered working it out as a matter of principle {googled principle hehe}.

I remember when I first started posting on RHP and how paranoid I was about my spelling etc... I learned {not learnt} too much effort in that area queered my efforts at a free flow of writing. I've found many mistakes I was making though which were handy to know when you want to sound more up yourself in legal paperwork n stuff.

Googling spelling mistakes was excellent fun, check it out if it's your thing.

Cheers all...

Quoting 'sydneyboy3au'
                                 
(*sigh* yes, as Stalkyboy correctly noted, we both put in errors on purpose. Amusingly, nobody pointed out that it should be "sauce" and "dessert". Spelling Police Fail. :-) )

                               

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canyouuseit

how sad

We are all critics eh..Maybe the man/woman or couple were just so excited and rushed through it as i'm sure we have all done from time to time with an emaill.However why stop there why not give it to all those who now use the modern english and  use str8 for example.Is'nt this supposed to be a site where people can meet???? Obviously not,unfortunately words can wound and maybe the author of this post might bbe thinking why did i unleash hell with my grammer and puntuation didnt anyone read the content.

I for one dumb myself down somewhat as i may come across as too proper and yet i have many successful associates who dont pronounce there H's i.e ow are you ( how are you) but then again some will always judge the book by the cover and i guess no one should reply to that post due to it.s poor english and with that said im now going to send an email to MENSA telling them of this sorry saga and i don't wax lyrical lol

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Jean_Girard   Man 36yrs

RRR

Quoting 'canyouuseit'

1. maybe the author of this post might bbe thinking why did i unleash hell with my grammer and puntuation didnt anyone read the content.

2. I for one dumb myself down


1.  I think the reason we have grammar and punctuation is to make it easier to  actually read the content.  There is currently only one person where I will strain my eyes to make sense of posts with words like wud instead of would.  And that person is hot as.  And only while she has hot profile pics.  If she lets herself go, I'll be all over her spelling like a bad cop in Mexico.

 

2.  Well done.  Most people can.  Very few smart themselves up. 

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lilmissfussy

it's not that we didn't notice ...

Quoting 'sydneyboy3au'
                                 
Quoting 'stalky'
                                 

Sydneyboy and I are both acutely aware which is our left from write, but just the same, I think we ought to be punished... especially me.. errrr.. I mena him... look at that bottom!

 

I so love using the word "mena" btw... it's kind of exotic... another of my favourites is "hte" instead of "the"... of course, I mena I am inspired to type faster so that it happens again.

 

Hugs

Stalkyboy.

 

 

                               
bottom punishing eh? I dunno, I saw some of that recently and I like keeping my rear end in working condition - like being able to sit without wincing :p

I don't believe I've ever used "hte", but "teh" is always popular.

(*sigh* yes, as Stalkyboy correctly noted, we both put in errors on purpose. Amusingly, nobody pointed out that it should be "sauce" and "dessert". Spelling Police Fail. :-) )

                               
It's just that we, or at least I, exercised a little restraint :)
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BadBadDog

Irony

Of course the irony of all this is that the couple in the profile (it IS a couple) being discussed seem blissfully unaware of all the kerfuffle !!!

 

Perhaps they are entertaining ?

 

Maybe WE should all be entertaining too ? Instead of being sad fucks who worry about rammar et al ? Et tu ?

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Bad Bad Doggy.

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sydneyboy3au   Man 32yrs

.

Quoting 'stalky'
I really like ewes guys. grrrr.
NOW I understand why you were eyeing off my hair, I thought it was me - but you were thinking of someone (thing?) else... oh the pain ;)

And this post about exercising in restraints sounds very intriguing :p
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lilmissfussy

Bad Bad Doggy ...

Quoting 'BadBadDog'
                                 

Of course the irony of all this is that the couple in the profile (it IS a couple) being discussed seem blissfully unaware of all the kerfuffle !!!

 

Perhaps they are entertaining ?

 

Maybe WE should all be entertaining too ? Instead of being sad fucks who worry about rammar et al ? Et tu ?

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Bad Bad Doggy.

                               
"rammar" ... was that a Freudian slip? ;) ;) ;)

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