Please someone tell them!!!!!!

Jan 27, 2010

Man 46yrs

A profile I found this morning The last line is unbeliveable

In our past Reationship's we have both been involed with swinging,group sex, MF,FF,MMF mrs has had 4 male's. So we now are ready to Add some Extra Spice to our Reationship.
These are the thing's that we enjoy.
Foreplay,Group,MM,FF,MMF,MFF,oral,doggie,sex out doors,spanking-whipping,swinging party's, Double Penetration its never ending anything with pleasure were both all in.
Our Fantasy's
Well Mr's Sexual Fantasy is for is woman to be sucking on is Hard cock. As she's on here knee's, bent over while there's a Hard cock deep inside here.
Now to Mrs,
Well there's alot on my mind so shall keep it sort.
1. Licking pussy for hour's.
2.Getting my pussy+ ass licked at the same time.
3.Double Penetration.
4.Woman licking my pussy as the man fuck's her ass.
5. Discipline - It's a must do at all time's slapping whipping grabed by neck.
Looking for couple's or F or M ( no more than 8in Guy's ) for friendship,or just for satisfaction. No strings geniune people who trust eachother respectfull, playful, adventurous. So if this Describes you, dont hesitate to leave a message.
Woman must be shaved.
We Are Looking For So you Funloving,playfull,respectull, honest couples also female or male! Who would like to have some satisfaction, sexual Fantasys Group sex,woman on woman!
Make sure to recharge your batteries as you will need all your energy! NO SINGLE GUY'S

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MissBJ

Woman 41yrs

tell them what??

that they don't know the proper use of the apostrophe??

lol!

BJ
xxx

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SORRENTOSEXY

gee,,.;' whi;z,,,

ta,l.k abOut. you;/r fun polIce/. who/ cares, abou.t use, of apostrophe.,/;\ i thought ,/;this; was ab.,out getting laid not.;'/ getting a de@#$%^&&*degr.ee you sound like my wife.,../';'][!@#$%^&*+

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miss_sophie

Woman 37yrs

lolz

grammar - a dying art

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sydneyboy3au

Man 32yrs

lol

for future reference:
the word is "her" - there is no "e" on the end.
the word is "his" not "is", take note of the "h" at the start (pronounced "aitch", not "Haitch" ;) unless you're Catholic)
(disclaimer: if English is not their first language then I'd say they should be cut a little slack)

LOL (though I do love a good ol' bit of Grammar Nazism)

(I think 4nicake was actually pointing to "Looking for couple's or F or M ( no more than 8in Guy's ) for friendship,or just for satisfaction." but then says "No single guys" . Perhaps that means they want attached guys who attend without their partner ;) )

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SORRENTOSEXY

your right but

Its a mess, it translates to.We like unihibited passion not bound by conventional rules enjoy reckless freedom with the balance of fantasy passion and sex exploration and escape without ties or commitment no single men ........im going to put some apostrophe here to place where you like ,,,,,,,....../;''';;,,,,,,,,!@#$%^&*()_,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?,,,,[]

sex

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TIT_witch

Woman 41yrs

4nicake

Hahaha hilarious nice pick up...I think they very confused on what they want or they stole lines from other peoples profiles

lmaoooooooooooo

TIT

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miss_sophie

Woman 37yrs

OMG SORRENTOSEXY LMAO :P

Judge me all you like and call me "fun police" "snob", even "professional" lol :P .... but I find correct spelling, grammar and punctuation a HUGE turn on... I can't help it... I like erotic fiction, sexy words, wicked phrases...

"Tease," he growled into her ear, breathing hard.
She could feel her orgasm building inside her, and just as she approached the edge, he slowed the rhythm of his hands.
"Look at me," he said, his voice rough.
"What? Why?" she cried. "Don't you dare stop!"
He smiled an intimate smile she had never seen before and she felt her heart speed up even faster.
"I didn't say I would stop, darling. I want to look into your eyes when you come."

if you know the difference between:

"their" and "there"... my heart beats faster :)
"its" and "it's".... my breathing gets shallower ;)
"your" and "you're".... my eyes dilate with desire :P
"to" and "too".... I whimper with pleasure :)
"affect" and "effect" ..... my panties are soaked now lol :P

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alastor

permission to quote?

Quoting 'SORRENTOSEXY'

Its a mess, it translates to.We like unihibited passion not bound by conventional rules enjoy reckless freedom with the balance of fantasy passion and sex exploration and escape without ties or commitment no single men ........im going to put some apostrophe here to place where you like ,,,,,,,....../;''';;,,,,,,,,!@#$%^&*()_,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?,,,,[]

Can i use this in my profile???

sex

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1_2_trois

Right again Miss_spelled...

I'm with you Miss_spelled...bad grammar and punctuation leads me to assume (perhaps unreasonably, but hey, that's my prerogative) that there's a lack of attention to detail that may just follow through to the bedroom...

M

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SORRENTOSEXY

soaked panties!

I'm turning all popeyed for you, instead of spinach i'm downing alphabet soup by the truck load, i know it's dangerous but i don't care,i will become SUPER SPELLING MAN and claim your wet panties!

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SORRENTOSEXY

i cannot tell a lie

Sorry alastor those are'nt my words,their on the back of a porno called- debbie does everybody ....twice !

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holidaying

awww...gees miss_spelled

Quoting 'miss_spelled'

grammar - a dying art

i have ta use da correkt grammar and spelling every day in my job...

won't ya please cut me a bit of slack ?...

I continue to tease you, touching you, toying with you as I kiss you lightly on the lips. Then, taking your bottom lip between my teeth and tugging on it gently, kissing my way down your neck, biting you softly as my fingers trace a path around your breasts and down over your stomach down to where your panty line would be, never actually touching you anywhere though, I whisper in your ear,

"You know I have you at my absolute mercy here, I can do with you as I please, you realize that don’t you?"

I watch you nod your head, letting out a small moan as you do.

oh dear...bad and naughty fingers...must simply remember to super-glue those fingers inside my trousers....

hehe

jose...

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BadBadDog

I know that profile !!!

I actually know the profile you are referring to...having ping ponged a few email back and forth with them a while back and swapped some stories (sadly I sent them something I wrote which they found a bit intense even though it was only fiction and they asked me never to contact them again...a wish that I have honoured despite my huge desire to defend myself as they are a very sexy couple that I would love to meet).....now...to their grammar.....

I too find good spelling and grammar sexy.....for the same reasons as stated .....but I wouldn't let it get in the way of a good time neccessarily ! lol

I try very hard to make sure mine is good.....but never learning to touch type (instead fantasising about my typing teacher Ms Dodd who had possibly the best ass on the planet...when I should have been practicing......she gave me fucking 49% !!! tyvm.... but I digress) means that if I dont read what I have typed I often screw it up, especially if I am in a hurry......

I suspect that the couple in this profile are simply so HOT TO GO that the LAST thing on their minds is corrct grammar.....

Now, I believe that this topic was posted because the last line refers to NO SINGLE GUYS so perhaps they are wanting guys who would NOT attend with their partner (hello !!! waves arems around in the air !! lol)....and probably relates to single guys hitting on the (admittedly very cute) female member of the couple.....if that's the case... What's the big deal ? It their profile FFS....they can ask for whatever they like surely ?

Sometimes you just have to respect peoples wishes (dammit)....

Maybe I'm not seeing past the end of my dick and missing the point...tell them what ?

DoggyStyle.

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FitJames

Proper Grammar is a turn-on

Dear Miss_Spelled,

You're soooo right. In this day and age the chances of finding anyone under 30 who actually knows what an apostrophe is -- letalone how to use it -- is rare. If I get a message from a female, the better the grammar is, the more I'm likely to respond because it smacks of *an education*. Sex happens mostly in the brain, after all, and if that's not stimulated .....

Hmm, sounds like we should get together.

FitJames.

Quoting 'miss_spelled'

Judge me all you like and call me "fun police" "snob", even "professional" lol :P .... but I find correct spelling, grammar and punctuation a HUGE turn on... I can't help it... I like erotic fiction, sexy words, wicked phrases...

"Tease," he growled into her ear, breathing hard.
She could feel her orgasm building inside her, and just as she approached the edge, he slowed the rhythm of his hands.
"Look at me," he said, his voice rough.
"What? Why?" she cried. "Don't you dare stop!"
He smiled an intimate smile she had never seen before and she felt her heart speed up even faster.
"I didn't say I would stop, darling. I want to look into your eyes when you come."

if you know the difference between:

"their" and "there"... my heart beats faster :)
"its" and "it's".... my breathing gets shallower ;)
"your" and "you're".... my eyes dilate with desire :P
"to" and "too".... I whimper with pleasure :)
"affect" and "effect" ..... my panties are soaked now lol :P

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Stalky

Man 50yrs

Awwwhhh...

4nicake, I think it is probably a bloke.

Dear Miss_Spelled,

lmfao at all the dudes who will get their mums to write to you after they read your latest contribution! hehe. May they all entice you with their milfness, bebe. :p

hehe... I've never seen Jose write so well :p

Hugs and snogs

Stalkyboy

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OneBrightStar

4nicake

Don't tell me....I know....they didn't reply to your flirt did they???

Well, I am truly shocked!

lolz for the day... ;p

Jx

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Jean_Girard

Man 36yrs

Affected

Quoting 'miss_spelled'

if you know the difference between:

"their" and "there"... my heart beats faster :)
"its" and "it's".... my breathing gets shallower ;)
"your" and "you're".... my eyes dilate with desire :P
"to" and "too".... I whimper with pleasure :)
"affect" and "effect" ..... my panties are soaked now lol :P
d

You know I always get my affects and effects confused... if only I could find a tutor they're would be hope for me. Its not to late. Maybe your able to help me?

The rest I'm pretty good with.

Doc.

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sydneyboy3au

Man 32yrs

lol

Quoting 'miss_spelled'

"their" and "there"... my heart beats faster :)

You forgot to include the people showing off their even more superior grasp of the language by 'knowing' when to use the other heterograph - "they're". There is a special place in Hell reserved for a particular club secretary whose correspondence I had to read "the team travelled over they're". He always had the correct spelling for the word - but never the right usage. (Word with spelling checker on, but no grammar checker enabled)

I cringe at mangled phrases more than the odd "whom v who (who wants to determine object and subject?)" - "on tenterhooks v on tenderhooks", "all intents and purposes v all intensive purposes", etc.

Stalky: as if you would get you're Mum to right for you, how would that go "hey Mum, jot this down. 'Dear Miss Underscore Spelled - you, me, chocolate source, whipped cream, next flight = desert. Any questions?'" ;)

(Plus, I don't know if she's a "full stop goes inside the quotation or outside kinda gal" - I'm from a world of parsers and lexers, the fullstop outside seems more logical)

(slightly OT, but do they still do the '100 Demons' in WA schools?)

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Stalky

Man 50yrs

It's just not expedient to punctuate any more.

Sydneyboy, I put the full stop inside the quotation marks... & that works for me... but I don't know what's write from wrong these days.... email and corrospondence made in hasteis my bugbear ... vis vis sending things by email to the wrong recipients... ideally, in business, if we all had an automated pause and store for 24 hours, we might get ouselves in less trouble even though it will slow productivity.

Hugs

Stalky

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MrnMrsPeachypear

Lolol Sydney tut tut...

Quoting 'stalky'

4nicake, I think it is probably a bloke.

Dear Miss_Spelled,

lmfao at all the dudes who will get their mums to write to you after they read your latest contribution! hehe. May they all entice you with their milfness, bebe. :p

hehe... I've never seen Jose write so well :p

Hugs and snogs

Stalkyboy

Quoting 'sydneyboy3au'

Stalky: as if you would get you're Mum to right for you, how would that go "hey Mum, jot this down.

Something isn't quite right here hehehehe... Big hugs... Mrs P'

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