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Mar 09, 2010
randomtip   Man 32yrs
A new FWB has just revealed she doesn't like receiving oral sex! She even told me that MOST girls do not like getting eaten out. FFS I have never had any complaints ever. Is she right? Do you dislike it? I have to know! A Random Post
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Stalky   Man 50yrs

wtf??

Most girls? Oh no this cannot be!! All my lesbian fantasies are now ruined, dammit~! Not to mention that now I'll be feeling "insecure" down tehre... I mean, it'll mean the difference between persisting even though my tongue and half my face ar aching versus just... not giong there. hmmm.. Frankly .. I'm relieved to here this news. I can concentrate on her armpits now without feeling selfish. Brilliant.

Hugs

Stalky

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chasingsweetp   Woman 44yrs

errrrrmmmm...

You need a new FWB...

bye

sweetpetite41 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Miss_Saturn   Woman 41yrs

Mmm... can I prove her wrong ???

I'm happy being anyone's dinner !

Just as long as there's chocolate to follow !!!

But too much good oral and I squirt ... ... and then what would you do ?

xx Saturn

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holidaying

they don't like it???.....

can't i just go down then...for a little taste?...

please???.....

jose...
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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

Can't stand it!!!

Tho more than happy to offer my bits to not just any old

random licker who wishes to change my mind....

Yep, you guessed it....totally shameless self promotion

in order to get me some of the big 'o' everyone keeps

raving on about...

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Miss_Saturn   Woman 41yrs

I just figured you out Random...

And... I fell for it ! DOH !

The aim of your post was simply to find those women who like oral and who you can now target !!!

Very clever indeed.

I'm thinking the aim of wearing a jumper to the drinks night was to give the women a false sense that you are sweet and innocent...

Come on... you're 30, where have you been ?  If you haven't figured it out by now, when will you ?

Us women are complex creatures... we have many buttons... some like to use only a few... others like them all switched on and off at different times... or at the same time!

It's like saying all men like to have their cocks sucked .... mmmm... that's right .. they DO !

xx Miss Saturn... sorry bored today... no married men ! LOL

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jensta   Woman 48yrs

Is this 4 real?

  O.M.G. No Way!!!  Thats crazy!!!  Why would u not love it!!!  Im speechless!!!
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Taipan12   Man 46yrs

nice

Dont talk with your mouth full Jenstar !!  Head for all ..
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focusliason

OMG!

Quoting 'sweetpetite41'

You need a new FWB...





Do you ever.  Are you sure about this? All women? I wonder does this mean those who enjoy it are not women? Uhoh I'm in trouble.

I must admit though I have a lovely friend who deosnt like to give or receive oral - says its yukky. My comment to her was 'You havent been with the right man obviously'

not saying this is the case here but...........

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goodtimes4uandi

My"NAME"onyourlips

Hey Myname.... sounds like you need more than your name on my lips... I'll take you up on the challenge... you can report back here in the morning...

Of course some don'tlike it but most do, in my experience. I have met one.... but there were many hang ups in her life... have met only one that didn't like giving it either. some that LOVE it too. Law of averages and standard deviation applies....

Signed: "not so random licker"
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randomtip   Man 32yrs

outed in public!

Yes you got me.

I wore a jumper to cunningly manipulate all the women in the world. Its a shame it was so transparent!

But seriously she thinks all women are just lying because it is socially abnormal not to like oral sex. Even though every girl I have ever been with has always begged for it. I think she just moves in the wrong circles, or she's been with some crappy cunnilinguists.

Miss Saturn if you'd like to dance with me can we do it in private please!?

Random

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missbowpeek   Woman 50yrs

Whos a cheeky boy lol

Went without it for 20 years in a marriage........but then I banned him........he just DID not know what he was doing LOL Having someone who does......mmmmmmmmmmmmmm well now.... totally different story lol But then again I probably do prefer to give...just the sorta girl I am lol Random...???? more like ricochet lol
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ShinyShiny   Woman 48yrs

It's good when it's good

Sooooooo fantastic when a lover has a well versed tongue who knows the route, but can be such a dissapointment when he's got no clue.  If he has no idea what he's doing then I'd rather not bother.

You need a FWB who wants it AND is happy to share with you how best to do it for her.  While it's not rocket science women have preferences based on things like clit position, licking vs sucking vs pressure vs fingers and/or all of the above! A woman needs a lover who knows how to deliver oral for HER combined with the ability to relax and let the big O just happen.

Shiny

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spaz81   Woman 31yrs

LIES

most  chicks  i  know  LOVE  getting  growled  ... hell  have a read of  my  profile ....  had a partner  for a while  that  wouldnt  go  down on me  but  expected  me  to give him a blowie ... oh  no  ....  if  the person can  do it  right  then  im more than happy  to let them breathe through their  ears  alllllllllll nite
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MissBJ   Woman 41yrs

Cunnilingus....



I like to get it...but as part of the overall performance....not as the main event.
And he HAS to use his fingers too...
I like it when he involves me....watching me...talking smut to me...
dont like it when i am expected to lay there while he munches away.

JMO....

BJ
xxx
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randomtip   Man 32yrs

dirty talk whilst eating carpet...

I must say I have never said a word whilst on the job. I'm going to have to incorporate that somehow lol

Thanks for the tip!

Random

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evilboy1

tonguemaster

as an addicted pussy eater myself, i must say the challenge of getting a girl screaming and buckling using just my tongue is what turns me on. never met a real squirter though, but would take it all in if i had the chance. nothing i would rather eat than pussy. well maybe the red bits at the bottom of the BBQ shapes bag, chilli stuffed kalamata olives and gnocchi matriciana cooked properly but thats it. bobbed for jelly beans out of a pussy before too. trying to drink a maccas thick shake through a straw is good training for this.

thanks random, now have a few more ladies too add to my hotlist after seeing the replies

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roughfukr1

Nah not me

Quoting 'evilboy71'
                                 

as an addicted pussy eater myself, i must say the challenge of getting a girl screaming and buckling using just my tongue is what turns me on.

I like to use my fingers lips teeth, tongue and way way more
Just love sipping on a Corona while she's all tied up at my mercy- If you get my drift

I have never met any woman who does not like to be eaten but as Shiny has mentioned most would rather go without than recieve bad head.

And yes, you can talk filth while going down!
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seeker999

Top fun!

I personally feel like something is missing if I don't get to go down on her. I can spend hours down there ~ have done on a few occasions. I must be addicted or something. Top fun!

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wewantsomefunoo

Wow

LOL never heard of this one.... only complaints ive had is when i haven't shaved for awhile and it , " hehehe tickles a bit..."


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