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May 10, 2011
D_G_T

Have you ever come across strange things with a partner or friend that has made you stop and say "WTF"

Odd little habits that are out of the norm?

For example....the husband of a friend has a habit that I initally thought would have to be a 'one of a kind' type thing,

but since have heard it's more common than you would think......and that is , every time he goes for a number 2

he strips completely naked  ummm yeah.

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I had a boyfried who would completely push all the water off his body (yep after every shower) before grabbing the towel ( like using a squeegee lol) I mean we all do a bit of a wring out with the hair....but this was bordering on ridiculous , just grab the damn towel already LOL

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Another would get the sniffs when he was really horny....(maybe he was full lmao )

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what little quirks or strange behaviour have you come across in your time?

Would love to hear them

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CarlosSpicyWienr

Oh my DGT

This one isn't going well.


can't really think of anything much.....but want tooo for you.


So here goes.


Guys at the trough (that just doesn't look right) who feel the need to pull their trousers down around their knees to take a piss, or have to use a cubicle....lol........mummy's boys!


Cheers Nev

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Jean_Girard   Man 37yrs

Shy...?

A bit shy DGT?  C'mon - tell us about your little quirk!!  You can remain anonymous... Let me start this off for you.

"I have this friend who ..... "

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D_G_T

PMSL

it's not me ya wally JG

what is mine actually...hmm have to think about that one and get back to me lmao

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gale_force_femme   Woman 37yrs

Not surprised by much however....

Although I hate to be judgemental on what works for individuals I once had a boyfriend who liked to lick his cum off my stomach...that being said I also caught him fucking one of those plastic vaginas he bought at a sex shop...not too my liking but on reflection it was a good story that I told to my mates...

I had another boyfriend who I was very attracted to however as soon as we started having penetrative sex he emitted this foul odour from his armpits.  No amount of deoderant or aftershave could disguise this rather nasty body odour...

And not so weird but don't suppose it's common but I had another boyfriend that would sweat so profusely during sex (whether it was a quickie or a marathon session) that the sheets would need to be replaced.  This happened every time even when it was freezing...What was interesting was that during gym sessions or long runs on the beach he would have minimal sweat.

WTF?
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Meeka100   Woman 42yrs

Food fetish

My sisters boyfriend will wait for all the food to go cold before he starts eating. And even then he will start with the salad. And he will eat one thing until he finishes it before moving onto the next food group. Although I think that is quite a common thing.

xx
Meeks


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ChasingMidnight

...*snort"

I'll come back to this later. 
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D_G_T

LOL

Gale_force_femme thanks for sharing and I had a giggle at the pocket pussy, I knew someone with one too.

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Meeks it sounds like your sisters boyfriend either has really bad tooth sensitivity or some Aspergers tendancies LOL

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I've remebered another one, I had a partner for a while who barely made a sound when he would cum, and loving to hear

a bit of noise I kept encouraging him to just let it out and be vocal..........

ummmm I should just learn to leave things alone

because what eventually started coming out was this nasally sounding ,"Nohr, nohr, nohr"

it was NOT a sexy sound at all

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ChasingMidnight

...just a few.

I think we all have "a few" quirks and some we may or may not even notice until someone points them out to us or we feel a little silly when they happen so here are a couple of mine.

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When I am about to or actually reaching the top, I make a lot of deep rumbly noises...growls and the like, sometimes very deep and powerful, sometimes a bit loud.  How embarrassing is it when the concierge raps on the door until you answer, you stand there peeking around the door trying to hold the big fluffy courtesy robe in place and he tells you they have a strict "no pets" rule at the hotel?

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Another one is using cutlery when eating...and not coming from a Commonwealth country this one is more about me, but I never use two hands to eat and thought everyone here was just gauche for a long time using both a knife and fork at the same time.  So what...I cut things in to bite size bits, lay the knife on the edge of the plate and then use only my fork.  A lot of times I never even use my knife.  Manners people...use them.

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The last one, DGT, I tried just for you...I always throw my leg up on my knee and put my right shoe on first, so today I tried to reverse that.  I threw my leg up on my knee and put on my left shoe then did the same with my right.

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I just hope you are happy now, my feet are killing me...

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...having your shoes on the wrong feet really hurts. 

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Polar_Bear_Girl

heeheeheee

I'll list my owns quirks as I don't like to mention others.

a) When my hair gets to a certain length I plait it.  The whole lot. Little tiny plaits.  Id o that, undo them and start again.  I've been known to do this whilst driving, watching television, working... however, not whilst eating or shagging.  This is why I keep my hair short.

b) hair plucking.  If I have a hair in a spot that's not meant to be there I will pluck at it.  I'm sure this is gross and I seriosuly don't know how to stop doing it.  I should maybe get my entire body lasered.  I actually have a calloused finger from where my thumbnail has been pressed so many times against it tryingto grab that pesky .5mm long hair out.

Those are my OCD's.
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Schroedinger   Man 49yrs

Hover Boy

My gay flattie won't sit down on any toilet seat anywhere when he poops, including the one in our house, he just kind of hovers over the bowl -don't know quite why he felt he had to share this info with me BTW- coz he thinks it's an unhygienic* place to put his arse... then off to the bath-house he goes (with what must be quads of steel)...

*yeah, before you say anything, our toilet is cleaned well and regularly... by me only I might add... grumble...


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xFunlovingx   Woman 52yrs

Good post...

The only "weird" thing that I have is that the volume on my TV has to be an even number! I swear I was the only person in the world that did this until I found a page on Facebook that has over 3000 followers that are the same as me haha! Good to know I'm not alone!

xFunlovingx

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CarlosSpicyWienr

Hi Gale Force

Nice to see some one from Gundaroo.


Haven't been there in yonks, is the wine bar still open?

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irresponsibility   Woman 45yrs

mine

I cannot go to sleep if my wardrobe door isn't perfectly closed. It has 3 sliding doors, and the doors have to be in the exact allignment that makes me happy. Sticky outy door in the centre and no gaps anywhere.

I also cannot go to sleep if I haven't flossed. I'm completely obsessed with flossing. I rate flossing right up there with honesty and integrity and a sense of humour and kindness to animals and small childen.

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D_G_T

Oh gawd you lot

Have just made my day laughing my guts out !!!!

ohhh my tummy is sore, I went from CM undoing his OCD for me, to PBG's callous, Hover Boy (love this one LOL)

To Funloving and her tv volume, and Irresponsibility and her sticky outy door .

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I used to have an OCD type thing when I was younger, if I turned one way to do something I had to turn the exact amount back the other way or I wasn't even. Thank fuck I sorted that shit out, cos it drove me nuts

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fionabee

There is help available

Maybe we could all get some group therapy for these idiocyncrasies. Group discounts maybe? Then again I am sure that there are RHP members who would be qualified to assist in this.

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As for me......

If it was not for my overwhelming modesty...I would be perfect. 

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ChasingMidnight

...branded for life.

Okay, I only did this once but unfortunately there was a witness.  I just happen to pop a grape in my butt being silly...and it came out a minute later perfectly peeled.  So what...I give money every year to charity and does anybody call me a philanthropist?  Hell no, and just for the record...

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...I am not that anal. 

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Don't even think abou it, not now...not ever.

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KD7884

Well thank goodness you didn't ask for "personal" quirks...

Else I wouldn't be able to say that my "friend" has to clean his own cutlery before eating...even if it has just come out of a drawer, or just been recently used to stir something (eg, during microwaving)

OR that my other "friend" has this restless leg syndrome, where he keeps tapping his feet to imaginary double drum beats in his head when he's nervous. Or cold. Or hungry. Or bored. Or awake...

*sighs*

But the weirdest one I've come across so far, was a girl I used to date, actually rocks herself to sleep. Like...lies there, and just rocks...till she falls asleep. If only she held onto me so she could rock us both...
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D_G_T

Not a hover girl

Chilli, but I am a V girl, lmao I maker a V out of toilet paper and lay it over the seat when out. I'm not good at hovering in heels lol. So it saves any accidents
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focusliason

A few of my own

* I have certain cups that can ONLY be used for tea - nothing else (and this includes at work and at Mothers)

* I always turn my tea pot 2 turns counterclockwise then 1/4 turn clockwise

* Because I dont like strange people touching my scalp it takes a while for me to get the nerve up to have a hair cut thus I often spend time picking at split ends

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Kisses

Focus

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fionabee

You are all nuts

Maybe I am the crazy one as the worst thing I do is....my linen cupboard needs to be neat and tidy. All the towels and sheets in neat tidy piles. It drives me nuts when they arent. Facewashers all folded the same way and stacked in the one spot...

Ohhhh the washing. My washing needs to be hung JUST RIGHT!!! It is an effort when one of the kids hangs it out as a treat for me not to rush out and change the way it is pegged up. It must be folded off the line and then ironed. (I even caught myself ironing face washers a few months ago) I hang things in the wardrobe all the same way....even tee shirts get ironed and hung up.

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