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Mar 20, 2010
Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

Yes....YOU!!.....Your constant contributions in the Master Bators

Page...graphic details of how you give head...lewd and lascivious

description of your generously proportioned 'portions'

your too good to be true body shots....your wonderfully witty renditions

of life in the freaky lane! Your off the richter sexy smile..omg..and those

eyes!!!

And thats just the blokes....dont get me started on the Ladies and couples!

Onebright! Roxxy! Heymumma! Sonsie! Silver! Mrs S! HOTHOTHOT!!

I was such a good girl before joining RHP....libido in check...controlled &

evenly distributed...Am I the only one or have other members unleashed

the libidinous beast since discovering this site??

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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

My My..haven't the forum elves been busy....LOL

Geez...I fly off into the wide blue yonder to refuel and the RFB squadron

continue in my wake.....YAAAAAAAAAY....GO TEAM!...

Hey Fab, reckon you've got the beginnings of a RFB uniform happening cos

My lucky undies are red too!!

OBS! Good to see you back! Geez sista....MIA on ANZAC day? How verrrry

DAAAAAARE you.....hope you were taking one for the team...'winks'

First Lieutenant Earl...reckon you and Mikle may be on to something....this rig

could do with a grease and oil change...

Mikle....righto you....prepare yourself for a dressing down...RFB style! Glad

you knew it was coming...lol

Firstly, unlike you...I had someone in da house at the time the cam's were

operational....like any good soldier I acted accordingly in hostile territory.

Besides, my equipment were somewhat busy at the time, heavily engaged

in enemy fire as I remember..and while Im recalling..I bore witness to

extremely graphic vision of your lil soldier copping a flogging...bit hard

to film the evidence on this side of the battle field whilst Im watching

one of my men go down...but you did put up a good fight...therefore

Im awarding you the 'Mikle's man meat medal of honour'...in recognition

of your efforts.

Vive Le technology!!

At ease gentlemen and ladies.....

RFB1 out.....

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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

Been there...done that...have wrinkly finger syndrome...

Quoting 'mikle'

I AM so at ease after I flogged that soldier.

Amazing how relaxing it is, you should try it!!

Good to have you back boss!


Good to be back My precious lil flower

Albeit in stealth mode. Thought it

best to let the dust settle before

launching another raid....rest up while

you can dahlink one....xxx

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mynameisearl2   Man 43yrs

re wrinkly finger syndrome

Quoting 'Mynameonurlips'
                                 
Quoting 'mikle'

I AM so at ease after I flogged that soldier.

Amazing how relaxing it is, you should try it!!

Good to have you back boss!


Good to be back My precious lil flower

Albeit in stealth mode. Thought it

best to let the dust settle before

launching another raid....rest up while

you can dahlink one....xxx

                               
will have to develope some caulouse on that MG button finger.

nothing worse than a sloppy gunner,

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha


RFB2
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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

I beg to differ First Lieutenant

Quoting 'Mynameonurlips'
Quoting 'mikle'

I AM so at ease after I flogged that soldier.

Amazing how relaxing it is, you should try it!!

Good to have you back boss!


Good to be back My precious lil flower

Albeit in stealth mode. Thought it

best to let the dust settle before

launching another raid....rest up while

you can dahlink one....xxx

will have to develope some caulouse on that MG button finger.

nothing worse than a sloppy gunner,

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha


RFB2

Gimme a well lubed digit any time.....that IS what you meant isn't it?

Still somewhat 'gun shy' atm....bombing raid hang over....

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mynameisearl2   Man 43yrs

harden up princess, er RFB1, RED LEADER

Quoting 'Mynameonurlips'
                                 
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips'
Quoting 'mikle'

I AM so at ease after I flogged that soldier.

Amazing how relaxing it is, you should try it!!

Good to have you back boss!


Good to be back My precious lil flower

Albeit in stealth mode. Thought it

best to let the dust settle before

launching another raid....rest up while

you can dahlink one....xxx

will have to develope some caulouse on that MG button finger.

nothing worse than a sloppy gunner,

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha


RFB2

Gimme a well lubed digit any time.....that IS what you meant isn't it?

Still somewhat 'gun shy' atm....bombing raid hang over....

                               
the world must still turn and missions still accomplished.

do we need a stint in ALLANON with the green trackies flight leader?

ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaha


RFB2, Blue leader
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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

You're right...what was I thinking???

Thanks blue leader....I needed that. Righio old chap...no need for

such harsh measures...at ease....at ease I said! Hm, blue leader

me thinks your 'little soldier' needs to pay heed to orders.....

RFB1...Red Baroness...zoom zoom!!!

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mynameisearl2   Man 43yrs

ATTENSHHUN

is that better ole chap

ahahahahahahhahahahahahaha



Blue leaderRFB2
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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

I say...well done!!

Quoting 'mynameisearl2'
is that better ole chap

ahahahahahahhahahahahahaha



Blue leaderRFB2


And lay off the 'ole' bit ok? Otherwise I'll be forced to put you in the brig!

Did I tell you OBS is not only our OH&S rep, she is also the 'law enforcer'

AKA...OBS..MP

(que dramatic organ music for effect).....

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mynameisearl2   Man 43yrs

OBS MP

bugger chaps. now we're in the poo.


Blue leader RFB2
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thegardener68   Man 44yrs

Help

Quoting 'Mynameonurlips'
                                 
Quoting 'mynameisearl2'
is that better ole chap

ahahahahahahhahahahahahaha



Blue leaderRFB2


And lay off the 'ole' bit ok? Otherwise I'll be forced to put you in the brig!

Did I tell you OBS is not only our OH&S rep, she is also the 'law enforcer'

AKA...OBS..MP

(que dramatic organ music for effect).....

                               
It appears I have been grounded. No hip hip hooraying for me tonight.
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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

Happens to the best of us....

Suck it up soldier! We don't 'do' sooki lala's in the RHP'itary!.....

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thegardener68   Man 44yrs

Sucking up big time

Happy to take on any assignment sir, i mean madame
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mynameisearl2   Man 43yrs

think the term is MA'AM

Quoting 'thegardener68'
                                  Happy to take on any assignment sir, i mean madame                                
you be in the poo when OBS MP gets ya soldier


Blue Leader RFB2
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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

Talk about stating the obvious....

Phucking bonkers you say? Well...I never....actually..haven't had

a phuck since bruce ruxton was a cleo centrefold....however, I

digress...again and again and again...and so on and so forth

Ma'am..taking herself off to bed....to read the fine print....

of the bonkers manual..

Tally Ho...

Red leader....out>>>> zoom zoom

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geturroxyoff

yay

myname your coming up to 200

keep it going lads

roxxy xxx

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thegardener68   Man 44yrs

Gang Bang

So if we are all phucking bonkers, does that make this a gang bang, and are the ladies doing it with strap ons, thats assuming bonkers is a guy, or isn't he.
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thegardener68   Man 44yrs

Gang Bang

So if we are all phucking bonkers, does that make this a gang bang, and are the ladies doing it with strap ons, thats assuming bonkers is a guy, or isn't he.
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geturroxyoff

WHOOO HOOOO

yaaaay your over the line 200.....well done myname

hope you get something really special...

something fat, hard and yummmy...

enjoy xx   

roxxy xxx   

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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

Sounds like my ex.....c'ept for the yummy part...lol

Quoting 'geturroxyoff'

yaaaay your over the line 200.....well done myname

hope you get something really special...

something fat, hard and yummmy...

enjoy xx   

roxxy xxx   


Chasin' 300 now Roxxy!......who knows...mr right-all-along may be threader 299

ps: Ok so my ex wasn't fat...6'4 and had a body as tight as my jeans. Had

a nice lil banana shape thing happening...in fact...he is yummy....

me...runnin off to join the circus now...

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geturroxyoff

ok thats funny

wow wish i could talk about my exes that way hehe

i was thinking of a kit kat chunky when i wrote that

see my mind goes one way...the way of chocolate

no man will ever be able to compete

not even sexy mysterious ones

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (roxxy quoting Earl)

roxxy xxx...please someone tell me why can i not use my one msg a week to msg a woman????...does anyone know the answer to that....

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