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Mar 20, 2010
Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

Yes....YOU!!.....Your constant contributions in the Master Bators

Page...graphic details of how you give head...lewd and lascivious

description of your generously proportioned 'portions'

your too good to be true body shots....your wonderfully witty renditions

of life in the freaky lane! Your off the richter sexy smile..omg..and those

eyes!!!

And thats just the blokes....dont get me started on the Ladies and couples!

Onebright! Roxxy! Heymumma! Sonsie! Silver! Mrs S! HOTHOTHOT!!

I was such a good girl before joining RHP....libido in check...controlled &

evenly distributed...Am I the only one or have other members unleashed

the libidinous beast since discovering this site??

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geturroxyoff

roxxy is a bad bad girl

Quoting 'mynameisearl2'
                                  you guys sound like ya need a semi,


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



Earl

hehe good idea Earl...that way we can block a bit off and just have someone tied up back there for when we are on the road and get bored lol 

im sooo naughty
roxxy xxx
                               

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NevandKj

Reckon your right Earl

A winebago just aint gunna cut it, i was thinking  more along the lines of a custom decked out pantech, something along the lines of a v8 supecar transporter, with a few special mods!


cheers Nev.....toot toot on the air horns....could that be the mating call of the Rhp fillies!

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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

Mating call.....goes something like this...OI U!

Quoting 'NevandKj'

A winebago just aint gunna cut it, i was thinking  more along the lines of a custom decked out pantech, something along the lines of a v8 supecar transporter, with a few special mods!


cheers Nev.....toot toot on the air horns....could that be the mating call of the Rhp fillies!


LOL...Nev, not sure why you're laughin it up mate..you do realize you're our

first gang bang victim...you know...the one Roxxy let slip that we're keeping

tied up out back?...lol

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NevandKj

Uh oh

Think my goose is cooked now!


Me and my big mouth....just knew it would get me into trouble someday!



Cheers Nev

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Now_or_never

Can I come ..please

You ladies will need a waiter ...as you'll need plenty of rest whilst on the road. Did silver service training years ago and can also cook, military trained but ask around we are good chefs ladies. Can also turn my hamd to being a soundman to assist Nev..lol
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randomtip   Man 32yrs

made the cut

So now you have pre-booked your meals for the trip, how are you going to get here? Also you have to buy me dinner if I'm gonna service a whole truckload of over-oestrogenated oxytocin-addicted cock-mad cougars. I need all the energy I can get! I have power and water for yer truckle thingy. Also some spermicidal lube. Random
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OneBrightStar

The Banga Sista's are a comin' !!

Don't worry Nev, I'll make sure MzJ keeps you intact...speaking of OH&S, if your going to be recording the "oh fuck me harder baby HARDER HARDER HARDER....aaahhhhhhh" you may need ear plugs...your choice, but as the safety officer I can't guarantee your ear drums will be the same on return (or anything else for that matter lol)

Now_or_never, can't go past your offer to delight our taste buds with your finest cuisine!!  Having eaten in a few Officers Mess in my time, I can honestly say that my taste buds were truly tantalised...*ahem*...before and after dinner ;P

Random, Random, Random.  You do realise you form part of the root cause of this road trip, yes? So suck it up baby and be prepared to get what your words have sown...or should that read, be prepared to demonstrate your little "trick" over and over and over.....

Jx

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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

Taking the scenic route..to get to the root cause of a rootin rampage!

Phew! That was a mouthful and a half...which reminds me...will

the Banga sista's employ a criteria to our potential bangs?

Ergo: minimum four inch tongue?

        toilet roll width dong?

Just curious cos that being the case, there may be a few more to

add to the hit list...hehe

Oh and now_or_never, Nev & Nat as part of the crew you must be

correctly attired to reflect your status. Im thinkin Jock-straps

thats it...oh..ok and maybe a Banga sista's on tour t-shirt for

the cooler nights....I'll have a chat to niceguy & see if he can

supply the special edition T's.

Random...all you need is your tongue...to walk the talk!!

Hey RHP moderator...hows about throwing some funding

our way? We gotta eat sometime ya know!

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randomtip   Man 32yrs

but but but

I can't fuck a toilet roll... I tried, but I couldn't get it in there. My ass is just too tight.

Please I have a weak tongue, it can only take so much. Someone's going to have to take on the pogo stick cos I can barely eat an icecream and I won't be able to lick anything for more than 30 seconds. I'm all type.

Random

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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

Too bad too sad....random with a capital Rrrrr

Or as they say in the classics...tough titties mz kitty....

Your literary expose on the art of oral is a done deal!

However, perhaps you can find a stunt double amongst

your fellow ooze pond colleagues??

Always here to help

Anna xxx

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geturroxyoff

hehehe

i say randoM is the one thats tied up in the back...so then we can play with him whether he wants too or not hehehe....how dare the young one try and say no...i say spanking is in order....wheres mumma gone????

roxxy xxx

totally off topic here...but i just found a man with a brain whoohooo

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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

The Brain Bug...

Finding a bloke with a brain isn't the problem Roxxy...its how

they use it....Hope your man excercises that particular

muscle wisely....and realises he is on to a great

thing!!

Um, you're still on for the Banga sista's roadshow tho aint

ya??....

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mynameisearl2   Man 43yrs

road kill

Quoting 'Mynameonurlips'
                                 

Phew! That was a mouthful and a half...which reminds me...will


the Banga sista's employ a criteria to our potential bangs?


Ergo: minimum four inch tongue?


        toilet roll width dong?


Just curious cos that being the case, there may be a few more to


add to the hit list...hehe



Oh and now_or_never, Nev & Nat as part of the crew you must be


correctly attired to reflect your status. Im thinkin Jock-straps


thats it...oh..ok and maybe a Banga sista's on tour t-shirt for


the cooler nights....I'll have a chat to niceguy & see if he can


supply the special edition T's.



Random...all you need is your tongue...to walk the talk!!


Hey RHP moderator...hows about throwing some funding


our way? We gotta eat sometime ya know!

                               
with Roxxy driving should be no shortage of roo meat.

can cook an awesome roo tail stew and my roo rissoles with garlic

washed down with VB are funtastic. won't be needing AC cause

can garrentee the widows will be wound well down next morning.

should bring the dog. need someone to blame.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Earl
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geturroxyoff

roxxy out!!!!! hell nooooo

no man...brain or not would stop me....bring on the the banga sista's roadshow....whooohooooooo

ohhh earl how do you now what type of driver i am have you been spying on me again lol

can these boys have purple sparkles on their jock straps yummmy with a special one made just for Earl hehehe 

HAHAHAHAHAHA purple sparkles in a big B S.....banga sista's.....hahahahahahahaha

oh dear

roxxy xxx

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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

Purple is my favourite colour!!

Thank the Gods of all things raunchy for that Roxxy, gotta admit, you

had me worried for a sec there...

Btw, Im lovin the concept of sparkles on the dangly bits rucksack!!

Da boi's are gunna look ever so purdy...

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Now_or_never

ladies your wish....

Roxy.....Hope we are get matching T shirts ...take it its white with purple sparkles..? I'm used to wearing a uniform...lol

Myname...T shirts.. is that after dinner dress...for cool nights only....

BrightStar... promise to tantalise your taste buds...aim to please..lol

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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

Rudie Roadie.....

Looks like we've got a live one here girls!!

You'd better get a head start on the vitamins Now_or_never

I have a feeling you're gunna need them....lol

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focusliason

I think I need to learn a few things?

I know I am a bit younger but please can I come too? I can beg quite nicely if needed.

I really should be learning from the masters here.

Am getting all bothered just by imagining all the things I could learn from you lovely ladies.

I will try and behave and not make too much noise will even curl up in the corner and do as i am told - especially if heymumma is bringing her whips along.

Consider me a student - hey couldnt we then get some govt assitance for the costs - I could be on a traineeship or something

Please Please Please...............

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geturroxyoff

oh babe

pink t shirts with a big BS (banga sista's) in sparkles on the front

yay cant wait to see the boys in those hehe

expectally Earl mmmmm 

roxxy xxx....off to find some sparkles

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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

Brilliant idea!!!

Quoting 'focusliason'

I know I am a bit younger but please can I come too? I can beg quite nicely if needed.



I really should be learning from the masters here.



Am getting all bothered just by imagining all the things I could learn from you lovely ladies.



I will try and behave and not make too much noise will even curl up in the corner and do as i am told - especially if heymumma is bringing her whips along.



Consider me a student - hey couldnt we then get some govt assitance for the costs - I could be on a traineeship or something



Please Please Please...............


Oh focus!! one word.....tho in caps for effect.....YES!!

I'll start working on a curriculum poste haste

Ladies...any suggestions?

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