Yes....YOU!!.....Your constant contributions in the Master Bators
Page...graphic details of how you give head...lewd and lascivious
description of your generously proportioned 'portions'
your too good to be true body shots....your wonderfully witty renditions
of life in the freaky lane! Your off the richter sexy smile..omg..and those
eyes!!!
And thats just the blokes....dont get me started on the Ladies and couples!
Onebright! Roxxy! Heymumma! Sonsie! Silver! Mrs S! HOTHOTHOT!!
I was such a good girl before joining RHP....libido in check...controlled &
evenly distributed...Am I the only one or have other members unleashed
the libidinous beast since discovering this site??
A winebago just aint gunna cut it, i was thinking more along the lines of a custom decked out pantech, something along the lines of a v8 supecar transporter, with a few special mods!
cheers Nev.....toot toot on the air horns....could that be the mating call of the Rhp fillies!
LOL...Nev, not sure why you're laughin it up mate..you do realize you're our
first gang bang victim...you know...the one Roxxy let slip that we're keeping
tied up out back?...lol
Think my goose is cooked now!
Me and my big mouth....just knew it would get me into trouble someday!
Cheers Nev
Don't worry Nev, I'll make sure MzJ keeps you intact...speaking of OH&S, if your going to be recording the "oh fuck me harder baby HARDER HARDER HARDER....aaahhhhhhh" you may need ear plugs...your choice, but as the safety officer I can't guarantee your ear drums will be the same on return (or anything else for that matter lol)
Now_or_never, can't go past your offer to delight our taste buds with your finest cuisine!! Having eaten in a few Officers Mess in my time, I can honestly say that my taste buds were truly tantalised...*ahem*...before and after dinner ;P
Random, Random, Random. You do realise you form part of the root cause of this road trip, yes? So suck it up baby and be prepared to get what your words have sown...or should that read, be prepared to demonstrate your little "trick" over and over and over.....
Jx
Phew! That was a mouthful and a half...which reminds me...will
the Banga sista's employ a criteria to our potential bangs?
Ergo: minimum four inch tongue?
toilet roll width dong?
Just curious cos that being the case, there may be a few more to
add to the hit list...hehe
Oh and now_or_never, Nev & Nat as part of the crew you must be
correctly attired to reflect your status. Im thinkin Jock-straps
thats it...oh..ok and maybe a Banga sista's on tour t-shirt for
the cooler nights....I'll have a chat to niceguy & see if he can
supply the special edition T's.
Random...all you need is your tongue...to walk the talk!!
Hey RHP moderator...hows about throwing some funding
our way? We gotta eat sometime ya know!
I can't fuck a toilet roll... I tried, but I couldn't get it in there. My ass is just too tight.
Please I have a weak tongue, it can only take so much. Someone's going to have to take on the pogo stick cos I can barely eat an icecream and I won't be able to lick anything for more than 30 seconds. I'm all type.
Random
Or as they say in the classics...tough titties mz kitty....
Your literary expose on the art of oral is a done deal!
However, perhaps you can find a stunt double amongst
your fellow ooze pond colleagues??
Always here to help
Anna xxx
i say randoM is the one thats tied up in the back...so then we can play with him whether he wants too or not hehehe....how dare the young one try and say no...i say spanking is in order....wheres mumma gone????
roxxy xxx
totally off topic here...but i just found a man with a brain whoohooo
Finding a bloke with a brain isn't the problem Roxxy...its how
they use it....Hope your man excercises that particular
muscle wisely....and realises he is on to a great
thing!!
Um, you're still on for the Banga sista's roadshow tho aint
ya??....
no man...brain or not would stop me....bring on the the banga sista's roadshow....whooohooooooo
ohhh earl how do you now what type of driver i am have you been spying on me again lol
can these boys have purple sparkles on their jock straps yummmy with a special one made just for Earl hehehe
HAHAHAHAHAHA purple sparkles in a big B S.....banga sista's.....hahahahahahahaha
oh dear
Thank the Gods of all things raunchy for that Roxxy, gotta admit, you
had me worried for a sec there...
Btw, Im lovin the concept of sparkles on the dangly bits rucksack!!
Da boi's are gunna look ever so purdy...
Roxy.....Hope we are get matching T shirts ...take it its white with purple sparkles..? I'm used to wearing a uniform...lol
Myname...T shirts.. is that after dinner dress...for cool nights only....
BrightStar... promise to tantalise your taste buds...aim to please..lol
Looks like we've got a live one here girls!!
You'd better get a head start on the vitamins Now_or_never
I have a feeling you're gunna need them....lol
I know I am a bit younger but please can I come too? I can beg quite nicely if needed.
I really should be learning from the masters here.
Am getting all bothered just by imagining all the things I could learn from you lovely ladies.
I will try and behave and not make too much noise will even curl up in the corner and do as i am told - especially if heymumma is bringing her whips along.
Consider me a student - hey couldnt we then get some govt assitance for the costs - I could be on a traineeship or something
Please Please Please...............
pink t shirts with a big BS (banga sista's) in sparkles on the front
yay cant wait to see the boys in those hehe
expectally Earl mmmmm
roxxy xxx....off to find some sparkles
Oh focus!! one word.....tho in caps for effect.....YES!!
I'll start working on a curriculum poste haste
Ladies...any suggestions?