Yes....YOU!!.....Your constant contributions in the Master Bators
Page...graphic details of how you give head...lewd and lascivious
description of your generously proportioned 'portions'
your too good to be true body shots....your wonderfully witty renditions
of life in the freaky lane! Your off the richter sexy smile..omg..and those
eyes!!!
And thats just the blokes....dont get me started on the Ladies and couples!
Onebright! Roxxy! Heymumma! Sonsie! Silver! Mrs S! HOTHOTHOT!!
I was such a good girl before joining RHP....libido in check...controlled &
evenly distributed...Am I the only one or have other members unleashed
the libidinous beast since discovering this site??
she might not know it....but we got her over the line
bet we made her feel good
she lives near Sydney...might have to get her something special while im there hehe
xxRxx....do you think we can get her to 400???
Gosh....7 PAGES? Man...you guys ROCK!! Makes for funny reading.....at least we know
there are some of us that do not mind going off track and having a little fun with the posts
Long Live the Funny Fucka Brigade....(courtesy of Foxxay Roxxay!!)
ps: uhoh....no instant posting privileges for me again....I must've been a naughty girl in my
absence....um..
Welcome to the smoggy city oh fabulous one!!! Looking forward to yanking on that tassle of yours...
hair that is....woo hoo...its gunna be one helluva night...u with your long locks..and me...with nada.
look for the chick with a shiny noggin and fishnets....on my legs that is....lol
i need sugar and i cant be bothered going to the shop
just wanted to share...im all for myname hitting 400
hahaha
roxxy
I can highly recommend the following:
1. anything from darrel lea
2. Nestle's dark peppermint choccy
3. Toblerone
My fingers are cold, My saturday night plans went awry & my
son is outdoing me on the date front. Any room on the couch
for me Rox?
i always have room for you on my couch my darling myname
dont you hate it when the kids get more dates than you
bloody kids who do they think they are
im going to tell mine...no more dates till mum gets one
hahahaha turn the little buggers in to nuns hehe
My son is 'watching' a dvd with his 'date'...In his ROOM whilst I
feed my face (curried egg dip & cracked pepper jatz) & do my
forum rounds....come to think of it...its probably a good thing
I don't have anyone over...egg dip can be disastrous the
morning after....lol
'hands rox a generous serving of mud cake'.....
not missing out on much.....just got in from what I thought might have been an interesting night... trust me you got better value from for chocolates, your nuggle bunny and the couch....
There's room I my couch!
The best night's sleep I have had in a few weeks. Not sure what caused it. . . . .could it have been the raisin toast? The couple of guinesses and pear ciders I had at the pub? Playing my guitar for a couple of hours before hitting the hay? The hot water bottle tucked up beside me?
I don't mind what it was. . . . I just want it to happen AGAIN!
There are times when sleep is better than sex!
WILDly thankful
So your big singles night out was a fizzer eh? Darn! I had hoped to
get the low down in gory detail. Tho you are not getting off that
lightly COUNT.....I still expect an email outlining where you went
wrong...AGAIN...lol
Ooops, wheres my manners? Rox, meet Count...THE biggest loser
of extreme battleship known to man...lol. I can say that cos he is
and...we've been 'chatting' for nigh on a year now. Taken me this
long to convince him to play in the ooze pond...bout bloody time u
got ur butt into gear
mmmm myname i think you have found a friend baby....maybe you should swap couches hehe
loving the new pic...very hot and sexy...hubba hubba
Looks like it was Saturday night in for the girls last night then. I too was curled on the couch, after making dinner for 1, proactively eating choc chip cookies..mmmm...doing an assignment on warehouse logistics for my Aunt and wondering what to wear for a photo shoot today (I love helping out my friends).
Mynam and Roxy - is there any more of that cake left? Nothing quite like mud cake for breakfast!
Kisses
Focus
Exuse me Hun!!
I've whooped you sexy butt a few times. ... old age is making you forgetful.
The left over choc mud cake tasted nices at 1 am this morning...
Roxy..There's always room on the couch for myname... and anyone else; there's allways a supply of choc's....
G'day Gorgeous Grrroxxy, The Count and I are strictly chat buddies...hence why I'm acting as his matchmaking manager. I get 75% commission if I hook him up...lol
Glad ur likin my new avatar, the goth moi, took it on our big night out....ahh..meeeemmories...Only one week ago and we're back to couch sitting....'sigh'
Always plenty of mud cake to go around, here...get this into ya Fabulous Focus!!
Mwuah!
I try to be nice and look where it gets me!!!? Righto you...batton down the hatches!
Firstly....HUN??!!! How very dare you!!!
Secondly, whooped my butt? Yeah, ya dreamin
Lastly, again with the old age thing....not sure if you've noticed, BUT, Im younger than
you, ok so you might look like a pre-pubescent Ryan Seacrest BUT you are OLDER
nonetheless....End of rant....(lol)
we are soooo pathetic lol...i cant believe it was only a week ago
you know sometimes the bestest lovers come from the bestest of friends....cause they know you the best
not that i would know...but iv been told
more mud cake here thanks...i have the guilts, god he does that well
bloody men