Yes....YOU!!.....Your constant contributions in the Master Bators
Page...graphic details of how you give head...lewd and lascivious
description of your generously proportioned 'portions'
your too good to be true body shots....your wonderfully witty renditions
of life in the freaky lane! Your off the richter sexy smile..omg..and those
eyes!!!
And thats just the blokes....dont get me started on the Ladies and couples!
Onebright! Roxxy! Heymumma! Sonsie! Silver! Mrs S! HOTHOTHOT!!
I was such a good girl before joining RHP....libido in check...controlled &
evenly distributed...Am I the only one or have other members unleashed
the libidinous beast since discovering this site??
Goodness Me...Mumma...if you're an old duck...what am I? An
old boiler?....LOL...
Seriously wanted to even up the scales and pay homage to
the awesome and libido inspiring ppl around the ooze pond!
Possibilities I'd not previously given any cred...are now on
my RHP inspired 'must do b4 my bits cant take it' list
Like you, Im not about to post any of these items..ur right
we gotta leave something to keep em guessing...lol
C'ept for:
1. Domm'ing it up for some MM action (with urs truely
there to soak up some of the fuuuun)
2. Road testing a few 'Na, I just couldnt go there' meaty bites
Thats as brave as I get for now...hehe
Bloody batteries have died again.....got any spares Myname?? lol
YES...I blame RHP for an insatiable libido!!
In particular that Random guy today...and his "oral" musings. Damn him! There are others, but I feel like finger pointing at him today;P
There is an orgy going on in my head Myname...Ohh what to do, what to do.....
Jx
How good would that be!!!!
Can we go in a Winnebago? Although given my driving skills of late (*smash bang*), it would better if someone else could drive lol
Better start drawing up that HOT list....yum yum
Can i come to, can read a map....lol
and chaperone....like you girls need one.....lmao
Cheers Nev
seeing as you girls are gunna be roadtesting some of the talent, purely for research purposes of course, i could take notes.
one question though, how do i write oh fuck oh fuck ....gooddd, don't stop now, harder faster, pump me babe in shorthand ?
Woo Hoo!!! I knew you lovely ladies would pick up the ball and run with it!!
Or should that be ballzzzzz?....lerve those pluralisms!!
Ok, wild women....a road tour like no other sounds an ideal method
of putting some of our more vocal boyz to the test....reckon we may
have to kick a few tyres along the way...but hey...thats half the fun
The other half is conducting the sexual autopsy as we travel to the
next village of the not-so damned!
Throw away your batteries Onebright! And no, you won't be in the
drivers seat...not until we release that power keg you have building
b'tween ya thighs...lol
I nominate Roxxy as driver...someone has to be responsible and God
knows I'm not at the mo...(grr@ nomad and Random!) I don't think
its a good idea to let a set of bulging ovaries determine our destiny!
Nev....documenting our 'oh God' moments....and ooo...lookeee here!
Some fresh meat has joined the ranks....Nat..our real live GPS!!
Where to start??....NSW, WA, VIC? (Mz Saturn, can you give us
some pointers please??!)
My Hit list for the banger sisters....(so far)
1. Earl....man..he is gunna go OFF...I bags first dibs..lol
2. Mikle...taking the scenic 'route'
3. Jose...Roxxy, you take his beautiful face, Onebright...a little lower
and I'll just wait my turn...
4. Nomad and Random (now theres a MM Mcvalue Combo meal!)
Mumma and Me doin the Domme thing...OH GOD YES!!
Oh brother...can you feel that?? Sexual tension mounting!!
We so gotta do this soon, cos,at this rate, Im making furniture
humping into an olympic event!!
See? Patience is a virtue....just lock up ya doggy b4 the
roadshow hits town...lol
Here's our "bus" requirements for starters:
* air con
* power steering
* FULL bathroom facilities with lights above the mirror
* BIG wardrobe space and shoe rack
* Built in toy box
* surround sound stereo system
* latex matresses
* chef
...thanks soooo much Earl. The girls might have other things to add ;P
Here I was putting the cart before the horse...what was I thinking??!
(we all know the answer to that..lol)
Our mode of transport! Ooo yes...latex mattress, good thinking oh bright
one! Um, do we need a condom dispenser? Or can Nev hand em out whilst
recording? Maybe Nat can double as our dispenser cum GPS cum driver?
Tho lips off Roxxy, been there done that....got my head caught under the
steering wheel, panicked..bit down hard...still having counselling...him that is
not me..
Whatcha reckon Earl? Is there a mode of transport in operation that meets
our specifications or are we looking at a modified winnethingmebob?
I so got me an itch thats twitching....how you girls going??