Are you using one of those long slender ones?

If so try the bigger tear drop (pun?? lol) shaped ones, they don't seem to come out

near so easy. Nor do they go in so easy, but thats half the fun isn't it.

I don't like the blow up ones personally.

Cheers Felonius

I know what you mean Meeka when it comes to butt plugs wanting to make a break for it.

 

I've only ever bought the cheapest ones possible from online stores for use with one partner only and then ditching or giving as a doggy-bag take home treat.  While I got small jelly ones for less than $5, I think, they were also really too small and floppy to be terribly practical. They spent more time out or sliding out than they did doing their job.

 

So I asked another RHPer about butt plug harnesses (almost always designed for men, that I can see so far) and was linked to a few examples online.  I'd be interested to try the plug out in public thing if it were harnessed, but if it's freestyling I just know it's going to edge its way out a little further with each alternating step. Not ideal.

 

 

Hey Meeka

I can't speak for butt plugs in public, we have one but confined to the bedroom.

The vibe however,,,,, Put that right at the top of your list

 

We spent an afternoon with one in town, it hit all the right spots. Exceptionally naughty, for me it can make me orgasm anyway so with the added naughty factor it was terriffic. They do make a noise which hubby found very ammusing. He found buzzing me at the checkout was hilarious. I had to take it out in the end or I would have been arrested for either killing him or public indecency.

I am not anal retentive

 

One time at bandcamp I tried it.

Flew out and hit the guys eye not only did he get a black eye but his dog picked it up ran with it, and bit the guys hand when he tried to get it back.

 

Dog ran outside and it was lost in the garden

only to be found by his mother a few weeks latter

 

He said it was a new toy from the pet shop to stop tarta build up

 

I have butt plug post traumatic stress syndrome

You did it all wrong
You need a LARGE buttplug with inbuilt vibe that takes ages to work its way in then tape it in with gaffa tape (cuts down on need to wax when removed too)
Then a bullet vibe inserted with full remote control
and off to the movies you go
It wont work its way out when you are sitting and the dual buzz is going to want to make you scream your head off but you cant.
Oh and as punishment if you scream in the movie you get a ginger root buttplug when you get home
Message me if you want to know about that

Tuscan that is one of the funniest things you've written.  Love reading your sexy adventures....LOL

 

SF xx

love your  idea of fun..  we have a remote vibe and I would love to get mrs jj to wear it out in public... makes me  laugh jus thinking about it.  But she won't  do it., she thinks she "s  gunna get caught out squirming, lol.  Spoil sport.  Butt plugs ?  You know where you can stick that .?    Nope' not for us.....

oh yes plez!!!!!!!!!!!! have and love using them espically the teardrop shaped ones as they dont slide out at the wrong time ,lol, have worn them out n about when ive been shopping or to the movies and it feels so nice and naughty at the same time . did have a remote bullet vibe and told the x its a new type of vibe and it works on body temp , so she put it in and we went to movies , she told me it must b broken as it wasnt working but then half way through movie i hit the remote and u should have seen her jump with shock and excitment , lol she was well n truly squirming in her seat as we wer watching "saw" movie

Tuscan!!  that is a classic!!

Loved it!

 

cavey

Jensman keeps it in his pants.

please mam,

where can we find the youtube of this?

post a link ~laughs~

Felonius is correct the bigger the diameter between the, hmmm um insertable volume lol and the stem the better it will stay in place. If they dont narrow enough at the stem they will pop out repeatedly and often with some force behind them.

Not sure what it's called though (unhelpful, gawd, sorry).  It is tear-drop shaped and has a little ring at the end for easy removal.  It's a smooth silicone and feels devine on your fingers let alone somewhere warm and dark. 

*note to self......keep glasses on when around Meeka*

Hasn`t anyone noticed.....

I clicked into the forums and saw it staring at me,i couldn`t see through the tears of laughter.

No disrespect to the postee or other posts just thought i would add that.

Jelly butt plugs... Tear drop butt plugs... Ginger root butt plugs... Butt plugs with harnesses... Frankly, for all the good these bloody things will do for you, you may as well be sticking them up your bum!!!!  (Ba-boom TISH!) Those remote vibrators are problematic I think...have to make sure the fruequency is set just right...your neighbour opens his garage door and you have an orgasm!!! You could set off car alarms up and down the street as you walk along! It could intefere with wi-fi!!! People would hate your guts for that!!! And what about pacemakers! You walk into an RSL and the diggers all fall off their stools! And what about driving! You could bump the on button while driving and accidently immobilise your engine! Your engine is off and your steering locks while you're doing 110 on the freeway! You plough into a overpass buttress and your car is engulf in a huge fiery ball!!!! Then they find your vibrator lodged in the pelvic cavity of your charred remains. But then they're able to identify you by tracing the serial number of your vibrator to the place of purchase and cross reference that against your credit card details!!! That's a good thing actually...forget I said that bit about driving...  I wonder what butt-plugs were made of 100 years ago...they would have been used then! Timber? Ivory? Whale bone? Maybe you could find a hand carved innuit butt plug sitting on some old ladies mantlepiece...it would have been in her family for generations...and she's not sure what it is, but loves the ornate carving on it just the same...she could take it along to antique roadshow! They'd be able to set her straight I'm sure... How about bakelite butt plugs!!! RETRO! Cool! Maybe you could even hunt down a nallyware butt plug if you scour the antique shops in daylesford one weekend...F for flour, S for sugar, R for rice, T for tea, B for butt plug...highly collectible if in good condition, and be prepared to pay extra if there's no cracks or colour fading... Actually I'm surprised you can't buy tupperware butt plugs! They're missing an opportunity there!!!! They make everything else! It would be good quality!!! And it would come with a lifetime warranty!!! How good is that??? They could do a range of seasonal colours too...pastels mainly, I reckon...

yes that what i got when i used a butt plug ..... the butt plug was on the chair and i slowly inserted it into my horny hole i was getting a bit too excited while i was watch porn and playing with myself then my back started to tingle and seize on me ouch fuck damn my back .... with all the excitement i fell on my side with the butt plug and chair still in tack and my lower back with pain running down my legs...fuck me never again will i use my butt plug by myself .... the worse of this story was trying to explain to my physio what happen to my back

 

 

You do know that, the way you put that, the good folk here might think you're talking about a real butt plug up my clacker.

Bloody hell Beep... all that wouldn't really happen would it?

Oops I still haven't got round to buying one either.

Meeka xx