I am getting tired of people knocking on my door trying to sell me their religion so am starting my own in protest and call my self " for the rich people who want to give me money sex included for free" any coments and additions would be appreciated. iam thinking of starting of with these rules
1- Do not walk behind me for i am not lead, do not walk in front of me for i may not follow, Do not walk beside me either just leave me the fuck alone
2- the journey of a thousand miles begins begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre
3- It's always darkest before dawn so if you are going to steal your neighbours paper that's the time to do it
4- No one is listening until you let a ripper fart go
5- If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you
6- It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others
7- If you think nobody cares if you are alive try missing a few mortgage payments
8- If you lend someone 20$ and you never see them again it was worth it
9- Never test the depth of the water with both feet
10- Before you criticise somebody walk a mile in their shoes that way when thay find out you a mile away and have their
shoes
11- generally speaking you are not learning much when your mouth is open
12- good judgement comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement
Applications to join me are open just and if you just want the free sex book in for a free consultation