I am getting tired of people knocking on my door trying to sell me their religion so am starting my own in protest and call my self " for the rich people who want to give me money sex included for free" any coments and additions would be appreciated. iam thinking of starting of with these rules

1- Do not walk behind me for i am not lead, do not walk in front of me for i may not follow, Do not walk beside me either just leave me the fuck alone

2- the journey of a thousand miles begins begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre

3- It's always darkest before dawn so if you are going to steal your neighbours paper that's the time to do it

4- No one is listening until you let a ripper fart go

5- If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you

6- It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others

7- If you think nobody cares if you are alive try missing a few mortgage payments

8- If you lend someone 20$ and you never see them again it was worth it

9- Never  test the depth of the water with both feet

10- Before you criticise somebody walk a mile in their shoes that way when thay find out you a mile away and have their  

      shoes

11- generally speaking you are not learning much when your mouth is open

12- good judgement comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement

Applications to join me are open just and if you just want the free sex book in for a free consultation