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Aug 03, 2012
horse11

So we have all had them. What is your most funny award moment?. I will never forget the scream(as would the rest of the place) of a german girl I was playing with in a NZ hostel shower when the condom broke and I filled her with cum the poor girl just could  keep saying no no no has she stripped right down and started to wash it out.

Not so embarrissing but very award moment just happend the other day when I was with a older girl. We just got inside and starting undressing her and bam missed the hole I stuck my finger straight up her bum oops. Not a good start. She was angry and told me that I must ask before I ever go there on any woman. Sex was great though.

What are your stories??

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tuscanred  

Woman 60yrs

what a bummer

( ok you can all grown here)

 

I have to say your bent over picture, would have all the boys in rapture, not so sure about the girls though.

 

nice set of xmas bells you have there.

 

oooh dear I thinik I need to hurry up and get out to the pub.

 

If I have one tonight , a sexual moment thats akward will let you know.

 

Maybe I will fall off my zimmer frame.

 

 

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tuscanred  

Woman 60yrs

ernmmm

Groan , bloody fat fingers
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Hesione

Most embarrassing and weird

the man who refused to speakx Hugs H
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lovman8   Man 61yrs

Is my face red?

Once in a moment of passion called a woman I was having an affair with by my wife's name( She knew I was married and knew my wife and my wife knew about the affair) I was still very embarrassed.
        Also another time with the same woman we were doing the deed in a caravan in a caravan park when the bed crashed with a loud thump. We kept right on fucking only to be interupted by the caravan park attendant knocking loudly on the door enquiring if we were alright.
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imupinthesky

Let it rip !!

I was having a 3some with a couple who I had enjoy the pleasure of a couple of times already so we were pretty cosy ..... She happened to have a nice smooth pierced clit and being the oral guy that I am I was giving her clit a lot of attention ...... All of a sudden the ball came off in my mouth and I nearly gagged and chocked to death We all had a good old laugh but spent the next half an hour trying to get the bloody ball back on her piercing which as you can imagine wasn't easy !! To make things funnier .... The hubby was giving her a serve when he starts contorting like a circus act and here I was thinking man that's some wierd orgasm face when all of a sudden he pulls his cock out to shoot his load all over her belly when he let's rip an absolute beauty !! What a fun night we had All relaxed that's for sure I won't tell you about the taxi ride we had going from the bar to the hotel, let's just say things happen in 3's I am pml as I type because I remember the night so clearly
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Dark_Moon_Lilith

young love

So we didn't have our own place yet and our parents houses were pretty limiting. We went for a drive and parked the car way out off the side of a country road. Sweaty fogged up windows then a knock knock on the window a torch light flashing in. "sorry officer" he started..."my fiance and I just wanted some time alone together" I didn't end up marrying him, I mean he could at least have gotten us a hotel and given me a nice massage.
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Dark_Moon_Lilith

come to think of it

Getting caught by the kids. That's why there's a lock on my door.
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1stPie   Man 47yrs

HORSE

how could you miss a wet pussy ,,, experience may be ?

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