Why do blokes feel the need to play games with girls who are genuinely here for fun and actually meeting people?
I find myself sexually frustrated and mentally frustrated at the lack of guys who actually have the balls... pardon the inteneded pun, to actually show up to a date, or to make the move towards meeting when a hick has indicated she is receptive to the possibility of having earth shattering, mind blowing sex.
I have spent the last week having conversations with various guys in my area, trying to find someone to help scratch my sexual itch. It's been a while since I've had good sex with someone.
It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack... someone who will make the effort to meet with me, isn't hoping for a supermodel and is disappointed when they meet me.... ie, has a fantasy in their head's despite the fact I'm always honest about who I am, what I look like and what I'm looking for. Someone who will travel 10 or 15 kms to meet with me. Just lazy.
They cannot hold conversations that don't involve saying, hey, wanna fuck....
They don't read my profile to get an idea of what I'm looking for....
They don't bother to reply to messages I have sent.
They think they must be so good or awesome in the sack that I should bow down in front of them and worship their cock.
Now if you want to play naked Twister, I have 20 years of yoga to astound you with.
If you want to play strip Trivial Pursuit... bring it on honey... Mensa....
If you want to have fun in and out of the sack... and I like you.... there is a fair chance we will get naked and rut like horny chimps, talk dirty and end up showering together... simple.
But I wish guys would stop complaining about the lack of girls on this site who never actually meet anyone. There are plenty of hot, horny girls who are out there and looking. We just choose to keep our private lives private and don't put it out there so much.
What do you think...
I'm with you girls!!
What's wrong with the lads in Palmerston and Albany??!!
Stop pulling you pud and get amongst it boys... you have two sexy gals who are chomping at the bit! Geezz!
Don't make me come over there and do it myself!
I have met up with a few, it is a high ratio of time wasting in between though.
It's gonna be a big suitcase, because I've been to both places (never long enough to play mind games) and one is frickin hot and the other is frickin cold. One has crocs, the other sharks - but with local knowledge and guides on our side.....
Afteer extensive research ad discussion I have come to the conclusion that there are various kinds of men on this site....
a) men that talk about doing it
b) men that do it and then talk about it
c) men that do it and talk about everything else.
d) men who do it and are completely inarticulate, can't spell and have poor grammer but dont give a shit about that useless crap.
So... what was it exactly you were looking for? Maybe I could broker a deal. I mean, I'm trying to bone up my pimping skills and often find myself sandwiched.. errrr.. I mean tangled up... errr... I mean helping resolve lover's tiffs.. 'cause that's the kind of caring egocentric narcissist that I am. :p
Hugs
Stalky
and age doesn't discriminate - its across the board - older men are no better - always keeping their options open! Just in case something better tickles their fancy!
Jinxy.. sorry to be a fly in the ol' whinge ointment... but your profile says "sngle guys dont bother" etc.... so frankly, is it any wonder why you're complaining? All the decent men are doing exactly what you have requested of them and are ignoring you... right?
HUgs
Quoting 'jinxypussycat'
a) men that talk about doing it....keeping their options open...just in case yaknow, something better comes along
b) men that do it then talk about it...who just really want to see if your a good lay before investing anything of themselves in you
c) men that do it and talk about everything else...classic no-strings-attached booty call
d) men who do it and who are completely inarticulate...but don't give a shit...they might hold the goods in the sack but don't inspire girls to grab them
I did spy with my little eye that you left off option e) it's like spotting a rare kind of bird...
I think I'll just have to settle for interstate lust....I always want what I can't have...and don't want what I can have
Jx
Ridge, Stalky and Jean_Girard are on the move... Twelve months of fruit pickin, shiela shaggin madness!
Ladies... The RHP Caravan of Luuurve is coming to a town near YOU..
How many times do women bitch and moan about this issue?? Have you not heard the expression "once bitten, twice shy"?????
No wonder men aren't rushing to meet women who sound like they need a counsellor, rather than a Fuck Buddy/FWB/Boyfriend.......if men don't turn up when they say they will....BANG....delete them and move on. Whinging on here isn't much of a turn on women!!!
Or you could give them a dose of their own medicine....which would be quite funny!!!
Leftovers Trish?? OUCH... I prefer "seasoned players".... its so much more appropriate. :p
Stalky<<< blows kiss to self in mirror.
All righty - I'm ditching working on the Datto and installing some heavy duty suspension in the caravan... that caravan won't know what hit it.
and hit itand hit it
and hit it
and hit it again.
It's a community service... Ruddy should sponsor this.
lmfao Trish... .... all that aluminium spit spit spit... hehe... errrr..... Well of course I'm blushing now.... I really don't know what you are talking about or ... errrr... who could have started the rumour of my incredibly dexterous tongue... hehe.
OMFG Trish... how many times have I said that it's not the size that matters....it's how you use it... lolz. You of all people should know this already!... and ummm.. :P There, see!
Hang on trish!!! My Jack russell ain't no bitch! He did lose his nuts at age 3....And likes to hump other male dogs..ohhh..and if ya in my house and sitting on my living room rug ( has japanese style livingroom)..then he is highly likely to come and try to root ya arm....Only men thnough...dunno why he does that :)
awwww...crap! forgot to tell Mikle who is on his way here soon..To take me out dancin..pmsl
silly kisses
sweetpetite41
Bang, move on.......is the solution - doesn't solve the issue!
Mind you at 28, I never had that problem bees to the honeypot!!!!.........rolflmaoooo