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    | Jun 14, 2011
yeah888
Ok, Today I wanked off 4 times, twice to phone sex, and twice to online porn. I'm going for a 5th


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Meeka100   Woman 44yrs

Gold star

Congratulations.

xx
Meeka
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Ok

now look at Meeka's arse and spray it on the screen like I just did :P
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ChasingMidnight

...don't drink all of it.

Even on a big night, I can only knock over about a half a fifth of the good stuff from Scotland ...tops of 6-8 imported beers.

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If you can blast your way to the bottom of the bottle and still blow another load...call the Guiness Book of World Records. That would be hard enough to do if you were completely sober.

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Big fuckin' deal...I learned to type with my toes but struggle after four....hours.

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keepingkarma

I want ...

proof

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mikeandshel  

Couple Man 51yrs Woman 53yrs

ummm...

so...you want a medal ...or something?
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clevergirl

Masterbated? Masterbaited?

or masturbated? Maybe if you can't spell it right, you can't do it right?
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MissSarahCurious  

Woman 36yrs

and?

What kind of time frame did this cover? you said 'today' but has this been a whole day event with other activities in between, coffee breaks, etc or one big session? Is it a regular occurrence for you to cum this many times in a day or are we seeing this as a celebration post because it's something uncommon for you?

Phone sex with someone you know or a pay-line? If someone you know was it the same person both times or different people?
If a pay line what do they actually say anyway?

What kind of porn was it?


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CuriousNewGirl

Soooo curious lol Wanna help me beat that???? We can have coffee breaks if you like ;-)
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inspirit   Woman 50yrs

so it be said

.... on the 5th day she created wankers or was semen, l mean fish

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Stalky

Monkey!

I don't think that's any kind of record around these parts. I mean... the chat room is completely full of tossers (many of whom have blocked me for reasons that escape my attention... I mean... it's not like I was staring or anything... just trying to blend in.. you know.. monkey see... monkey do) and have you been looking at "Hot or What" lately?

Hugs
Stalky
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ChasingMidnight

...could be the Senior Men's Title Holder.

Just noticed the age...50 so that might be the standing (or laying there say "leave me the fuck alone today") record for Guiness. Now the question is...

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...did you actually get to 5 or pass out after drinking a fifth. Either way, if your not dead report back. I am curious as hell as to how many days in a row you can do this.

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Stalky...he must have been reading our notes about blood pressure meds and Cialis.

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justjuice   Couple Man 56yrs Woman 49yrs

The wanker is a wanker...

Someone shake this man plz , gotta help get him outta that day dream somehow. Seriously, if by posting a day dream like this is the only way to get attention, better just keep on wanking.

Here's one from me, in the last 12 hours, I had 5 nookies, 3 handjobs, 2 blowjobs ,1 glory hole, licked 5 pussies and to fiinish me off before I went to bed 1 lonely wank. lol.... dont laugh... its true...
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CarlosSpicyWienr

Maaatttttte

Your a legend! at least in your own lunchtime.


Now why the fuck would you think we needed to know that.

See this is what happens to your brain when you wank to much.



Cheers Nev




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originalsinmelb   Couple Man 43yrs Woman 28yrs

Meds?

now i am worried i neither hammered my cock five times today nor have i read the blood pressure meds notes....ahhh...i did fuck some one half my age to start the day....i will just reflect on that.....
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irresponsibility   Woman 46yrs

Master bating?

That sounds like something MistressT needs to explain to us...
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my64227   Man 45yrs

Cumming 9 times

I have cum 9 times in a row, with out coffee breaks and the like, just 1 after the other, oh and maybe watching some porn in between. Just now I've cum 3 times over your pics. Love to see more of you.
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yeah888

Still alive

No, got the 5th one in, and then went for a successful sixth before going to sleep.
Without any stimulants, just natural energy.
Sorry my spelling is bad.
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D_G_T

Awwww

Quoting 'justjuice'
Someone shake this man plz , gotta help get him outta that day dream somehow. Seriously, if by posting a day dream like this is the only way to get attention, better just keep on wanking.

Here's one from me, in the last 12 hours, I had 5 nookies, 3 handjobs, 2 blowjobs ,1 glory hole, licked 5 pussies and to fiinish me off before I went to bed 1 lonely wank. lol.... dont laugh... its true...


A lonely wank, want me to sit with you and keep you company for the next time ?

I can chat away beside you, see how good your concentration is, oops help fluff your ummmmm pillows

if I've talked you soft lol.

Sounds tempting huh?

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foreverlove7985

no one cares.

Less time wanking, more time learning to spell. (Mr)
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justjuice   Couple Man 56yrs Woman 49yrs

DGT to the rescue..

Ummm , Well, lets see now..... hmmmmm , I'll think about it. K ?

Thinking music please... hmmm hmmm In my finest voice.....
Only the lonely'
dum dum dum n do ahhh,
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Oh wo wo wo and wo ahhh.. ahhh only the lonely...


OK OK I had a thunk and its a yes from me, I hate being lonely...

Try as you will to talk me soft, but it wont work.. just keep that fluffy pillow all fluffed up....
no use in letting it go to waste if all else fails... huh

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