Even on a big night, I can only knock over about a half a fifth of the good stuff from Scotland ...tops of 6-8 imported beers.
If you can blast your way to the bottom of the bottle and still blow another load...call the Guiness Book of World Records. That would be hard enough to do if you were completely sober.
Big fuckin' deal...I learned to type with my toes but struggle after four....hours.
.... on the 5th day she created wankers or was semen, l mean fish
Just noticed the age...50 so that might be the standing (or laying there say "leave me the fuck alone today") record for Guiness. Now the question is...
...did you actually get to 5 or pass out after drinking a fifth. Either way, if your not dead report back. I am curious as hell as to how many days in a row you can do this.
Stalky...he must have been reading our notes about blood pressure meds and Cialis.
Your a legend! at least in your own lunchtime.
Now why the fuck would you think we needed to know that.
See this is what happens to your brain when you wank to much.
A lonely wank, want me to sit with you and keep you company for the next time ?
I can chat away beside you, see how good your concentration is, oops help fluff your ummmmm pillows
if I've talked you soft lol.
Sounds tempting huh?