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Massages with happy endings

    | Feb 14, 2013
alottafun5
Have been told that there are massage places with happy endings in melbourne but never been able to find one can anybody out there help or know of a place let me know cheers in
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SuperFox

Thai Massagers

Hope you get you 'Happy Ending' in Melbourne....

If not a little holiday to Asia may just be the thing...24hr Happy Ending there.. ;-)



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xFunlovingx   Woman 53yrs

Maybe...

Check your local paper?

xFunlovingx

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Micksecrets81

Mate, check your local paper

I used to be a massage therapist and the amount of guys looking for a hand job. Never advertise in the paper if your a legit massage therapist. I had this one guy begging me to give him a hand job, and offering me head as well. I even had a couple of ladies try it on. Just read your local rag bro.
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paintme42

I know the ones ...

I call them 'paintme specials'. But alas, you're in Melbourne ...
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xFunlovingx   Woman 53yrs

Not true...

Quoting 'Micksecrets81'
I used to be a massage therapist and the amount of guys looking for a hand job. Never advertise in the paper if your a legit massage therapist. I had this one guy begging me to give him a hand job, and offering me head as well. I even had a couple of ladies try it on. Just read your local rag bro.

When I first started my business I advertised in the local papers and got all legit clients (males/females). Sure, I had a few ask when they rang me...but when I made it clear that it was all above board and no nudity...I never had a problem at all! Must of been in the way you worded it!

xFunlovingx

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Micksecrets81

I kept changing the working every week to try to stop it

Quoting 'xFunlovingx'
Quoting 'Micksecrets81'
I used to be a massage therapist and the amount of guys looking for a hand job. Never advertise in the paper if your a legit massage therapist. I had this one guy begging me to give him a hand job, and offering me head as well. I even had a couple of ladies try it on. Just read your local rag bro.

When I first started my business I advertised in the local papers and got all legit clients (males/females). Sure, I had a few ask when they rang me...but when I made it clear that it was all above board and no nudity...I never had a problem at all! Must of been in the way you worded it!

xFunlovingx


Deep tissue massage, for tired and aching muscles. Strickly therapeutic. (non-sexual)

That was how I was working my adds towards the end. Did it work, nope.

Secrets x

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paintme42

He's gone ...

I wonder if he got his happy ending?
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slm114

Happy endings

You have to have deep pockets to go to a rub and tug place, massage with a happy ending, a lot of them do advertise as Thai massage they are illegal brothels and the fine for being "found" on the premises is in the order of $6000. Victoria Police have just set up a new squad to deal with the problem.
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Ghostbusters

Lol...DG...

It could be a real Tug'o'War with witnesses :)
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Ghostbusters

Or....

Task force Tugboat :)
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slm114

Happy endings

I attended a meeting with them and when i asked how they were going to gather the information they require for court, i kid you not they said they would sit off premises and ask the punters when they came out if they had a sexual service. This is our taxes at work.

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