I must be a master at unimaginative and bullet-proof failure first emails by now...so I'll play.
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Hi ChasingChilli,
I was trying to read your profile but kept looking at your ass and to be honest, you profile is really long and confusing. To make matters worse, I just read (from top to bottom by the way) a profile by some dirty bitch that calls herself D_G_T and think I am suffering from a word overdose...maybe even a Thesaurus coma although it would probably be easier to get my cock in her than it would you as you use bigger words. Anyway, if you want to fuck...write back and if not, don't waste my time.
More than 50 words I know but if I don't read your profile...what makes you think I am going to bother staying inside the lines when I colour this one in?
And besides, I just killed two birds with one stone!
Pffftttt, 50 words is the equivalent to "hello"...right?
Hey babe,
U so F-ing HOTTT!!!! Showd Ur pics to my bro-in-law. Our wives R out this weekend, fanzy meeting us for coffee? Wanna lick Ur feet n cum in Ur moth badd! If NO, I have a business proposal for U!
Respectfully yours
...and i'd like to apologies for that unreservedly (if it makes it past the moderators)!
...think you may have caught one by now?
Maybe two...you know, always the dream about meeting a woman that can stay on top of the wave. Tuck in under the curl and ride the pipe out until you can see the sun.
Why am I hearing the music from Blue Hawaii 5-0 playing in my ears?
I want to suck your big titties
xx
SexyKoalaBear
you hot lets exchange photos?
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At least you other girls get a Hi
** hey spunky
love the profile loved to me and show u a great time, no gf veery honest respectful stud who know how to treat a woman and i love 4play espaly giving. here some pics 4 u tell me wat u think and i would love some of u. xx t***y u look hot
Anyone feeling the love with this stud... haha
Also had a guy offer me cash so he could suck my boobs from another site...not desperate much LOL
...and hold that pose, ChasingChilliChasinCumAllNightLong. I am happy to show you the many benefits of a Nikon D3x with a Sigma lens...we'll be looking right up your ass-dress in finite detail.
Move a muscle and we'll just have to go to the ropes. Very funny...plan well executed.
Wouldn't be the first time I have actually come good in a screen.............shot!
You're so nasty.....
iwasreallytemptedtostartthisshitbutitshardashelltotype
likethisandyouknowiamdoingitwithmytoesanyway
A uniquely WA email to Chilli - who btw does has a awesome ass...I know Im looking at it !!
Hiya babe
i work FIFO am im in perth now am looking for sum fun chat and see were it goes
0*** *** ***
Call me
Mmm yeah rite.... Im dialing now .............
Errm what was his nick name..ummm just in case I run into the crass bastard!
Umm its just that I am not sure I have a G spot, so maybe he is Scott of the Antarctic and can go into my cold nether regions where no man has been before and find my
G h, I ,J K spot as well
I think you should pass him on to me.
I will put on my school teachers outfit and sit on his face and say.
repeat after me
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
He just needs a little instruction is all
And can you blame him you ,dirty strumpet chilli!I mean bending over like that and almost showing your , girlie bits
poor lad,what else can he do but dribble
I mean it could have been worse, he did offer to put the g string aside instead of inserting it, inside with his Haul pack load.
come to me big boy : ) and pull my bridge Jones aside
And call me Mrs Doubt firee, you know that makes me so hot 4 u, and I will wear my sensible shoes so wed don’t slip when you ram that thing on home.
ohh sorry please stay away from my virgin arse hole, unless of course you want to call out my name when you cum
MRSSSSSSSSSSSS BOBBBBIT noooooooooo don’t do that!