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    | Jun 01, 2007
Probity  

Man 103yrs
Hot Topics I am afraid that just doesnt describe this forum all that well. Maybe you all need watch more explicit pornography and get your mind right down in the gutter like mine before you attempt to talk dirty or start any kind of topic that one could consider "Hot". What Ive read so far is as tepid as bath water in winter. Anyway lets see if we can warm things up a little. For some odd reason, I have found in my life time that of the many women I have had "head jobs" from, almost none know how to swallow a long cock. I think that odd, because it is very easy to do. A girl did it to me about 20 years ago, being the inquisitive person I am, I asked here for the technical details and methodology of her rather unique skill, and she happily elaborated on the "how to" As a result I have taught many other girls to do this since then. All appeared extremely appreciatve of the new found knowledge. In fact a few of those would not have otherwise been interested in gobbling my cock had it not been for the fact I mentioned, I could teach any girl how to do swallow the whole thing. How long is the whole thing I do not measure my cock, but a GF did once and said to me, "shit its almost 8 inches". Doesnt look it to me. Back to he topic So being it seems to be an act that quite a few girls seek to add to their sexual skill set, and it is very easy to do and painless, why do so few know how. (rhetorical) So, knowledge is power. Ill tell you right now how to swallow a big dong, and pop the big man balls on your chin. Disclosure: while I have taught many, I have not performed the act myself. but have faith, follow the instructions. Some things to keep in mind.. Continue to swallow, imagine hot dog eating competition, keep swallowing at all times the cock is in your throat or anywhere near your tonsils, This is what supresses your gag reflex and stops you from barfing. You must take the cock into your throat in one single action, and reasonably swiftly, do not let the cock linger at the entrance to your throat. Likewise, exit that shaft in one action until it is clear of the throat and back about where you normally take it to in your mouth.. So it is as follows Swiflty swallow it in one go like a Hot Dog eating race, once the balls touch the chin, stop and hold as long as you can hold your breath, ladies, now is the time to look up at your man and give him those big "eye love you baby" eyes. When you need to take a breath or are ready to exit, same way out as it went in, swift and clean. Don’t hesitate. When I am teaching the art of, i like to blended into the normal course of activites being sex in general. So I coach girls to take 6 or so strokes of the shaft in their mouth per swallow. This is so the cock recipient can keep polishing the cock shaft whislt taking a breather, then after a 6 or so standard strokes, a swallow and hold, then 6 standard, a swallow and hold, and so on. All depends on the breating needs of the cock recipient. So they are the ones who make the call, not to owner of the cock. Be in control. When you feel the balls hike up ready to unload, be sure to get the shaft out of your throat. You may be able to take the jiz load down the throat but there is a risk of cum inhalation after it withdraws which would make you gag and probably end up barfing anyway. First timers it is best if you kneel in front of the man and have him stand up, this ensures you are looking upward to his dong and your thrat is nice in straight to take cock easily. Now the WARNINGS NEVER EVER try this with anytrhing other than real penis attached to a living human. Specifically, never try it alone. You could get something stuck in your throat and you cant breath silly rabbit. So long as there is a person attached to the other end you are safe there. That is detailed verbose instructions. Once you are doing the act, you will see it is dead easy to do. Once you are an expert at it, as an additional thriller you can slip the toungue out with a throat full of boner, and lick the nut sack.. So now you are all trained up on it, time to go and blow some male minds. Your partner will be highly impressed no douit. Married ladies, want the place rennovated, or that special night out with your other half, pop his nuts on your chin, that should get his undivided attention. And all those nubile young wenches who like to brag to men they can give great "head jobs". Well now girls you ca brag to guys that you give fantastic "throat jobs" Watch the look on their face. And girls looking to get places with your boss (Hey I judge nobody lest I be judged myself), get some executive testicles on your pretty chin and your will shall also be his. And one last thing. Ladies if you have ever wondered what it feels like to have an adams apple in your throat like we men do. Now you know how to find out. Enjoy ! Cheers
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Domin8trix4U   Woman 59yrs

Head Jobs Tutorail.................

Hi Probity, Well Im still laughing so damn hard its hard to type!!!!!! Well Done!!!! One of the best damn posts I have read in years on an adult site!!! Cmon gurls rise to the challenge n develop a skill which will stand u in good stead for the rest of your life!!!! Must admit, step by step instructions are easy to follow & spot on!! Can the gurls who put this technique into practice post here & let us all know the outcome? Reckon the fun will be non stop now!! Woohoo!!! Excellent Probity!!!! Ciao Dom
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kissablelipss   Woman 43yrs

blow jobs

ummm...interesting probity...and rather educational. altho the idea of having a whole cock in my throat is making me gag just thinkin about it....its ok for the little ones...but not the big cocks. i rather think my technique is mindblowing....altho i cant describe it in detail such as u have. its a sort of whole genitalia experience..cock and balls......played with my...tongue , lips, teeth, chin....and of course...the eyes. u gotta look up into his eyes while his cock is in yr mouth!!! how fukn hot is that?!! so..umm..anyway...ive had no complaints...and plenty of requests for ’seconds’. ;p thanks for an entertaining and informative post. u rock probity!! XX KL
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Venus_n_Mars

I must say I have wondered about the deep throat and what its like to do to a guy...next time I have the chance ie I am sucking on a nice clean cut cock, I will try your technique. And hopefully the guy will return the favor....Venus is the best cocksucker I have ever experienced. She very... very slowly, an hour long suck is not unusual, milks me then . mini orgasm and mini orgasm...little cum after little cum she milks me until I cant hold back and let go. and Venus takes it all...mmmnnn its so nice. Of course I love to suck her....and I do...she is so sweet..my mouth is watering right now.
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Probity  

Man 103yrs

Thank you

Hi KL & Dom Thank you for the compliments. I am glad you enjoyed the post. Dom coming from a lady with such pretty features your many compliments please me.....but not limited to that ;-) Sorry Ive been a little fixated oggling your voluptuous bumpers and ample cleavage.....I tried to stop myself but resistance was useless.....a weak excuse I know....your’e a fine lookng woman. KL I would never suggest this method supercedes or is an improvment on any method you currently favour. Just an additional skill to add a little more spice to your sex fuin. I realise some girls may judge me harshly for writing what they might consider vile.. I am sorry they would feel that way and hope they could put all prejudice aside and just leep an open mind. Yes it is explicit, I understand your initial reaction may be that you are repulsed by it. But this is RHP ladies, the Hot one. Let us all be honest with one another about that which we all seek here. Good clean fun sex. Some may want more, but at the core of it is the sexual atmosphere we have here, its all good fun. Regarding the joke made in my original post regarding how you might put such a skill to best use, please see it as just a bit of humour added. Even if in poor taste. I dont seriously suggest women would see this is a skill to get some advantage over men. Venus and Mars. I hope you enjoy yourselves, but I will add, it is very improtant that it is what Venus wants to do. To other guys It is not the sort of thing guys should insist their partners perfrom by any means, simply put it to them and let them warm to the idea or not You cannot do this well with a partner that is resistive to the act, so if she doesnt jump to the idea when you mention it, just leave it, maybe another time. And finally, I confess to being an opportunist. As they say, God help those that don’t help themselves. To that end Any girls here who would like personal coaching in performing the act, and of course a penis to perform it with. I am happy to oblige when I am able. It may help with some that are a little self conscious about performance to learn it first before applying it on their next partner. And while it goes without saying, Ill say it anyway. I would be happy to take care of other sexual needs you might have at the same time. Of course, that’d be after I work all the next week or more getting my business Tax done, Argggggg, hate hate hate doing Tax. Don’t mind paying, but the paper work sucks big time and work Id rather be doing waits. But that’s life..... ho hum. Bye for now. Have a nice weekend. Cheers. David
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vulgarwolf   Man 39yrs

Does this mean taking hold of the back of the head or a handful of hair is not the correct technique to assist a woman in taking it all... if not that probably explains the bite marks i have endured
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Venus_n_Mars

David. Venus does what she wants. And Venus gets what she wants. I look after Venus and Venus looks after me. I am a lucky man. You have a fantastic way with words. You must be a writer. Mars
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Toyota_Hi_Ace   Man 48yrs

Pussy Eating Tutorial

How about some of the ladies and some of the more experienced gents offer a similar tutorial on how best to eat pussy for a ladies maximum satisfaction? Plenty of women seem ready to complain about a bloke who does a lousy job of eating pussy, but very few women seem prepared to offer pointers on how to do a good job. MMMM, do I detect a lazy Double Standard at work here? We dont come with instruction manuals so how about someone writing one? It takes Two to Tango. Toyota
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Probity  

Man 103yrs

that probably explains the...

VW "if not that probably explains the bite marks i have endured" More likely you messed up a $100+ hair do she spent some hrs in the Hair Salon having done, you can always expect at least a flesh wound for that crime.
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kissablelipss   Woman 43yrs

PMSL

OMG!!!! this is the best post in aaaaages!!!! im laughing so hard i nearly knocked myself out with my boobs!! i love it!!! u ppl are sooooo funny. when i get some time i may do a step by step cunnilingus tutorial. don’t know whether it will be as good as probity’s tho. have fun all XX KL
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vulgarwolf   Man 39yrs

Maybe us guys know if were bad at eating pussy then its no good for the woman so we can be selfish and get around it by being bad at it.... just like the washing
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Probity  

Man 103yrs

Mars, always pleases me to see a happy couple. It is no mean feat. One that I am yet to master and perhaps never will. A am not a writer I am a Motor Mechanic, or was for 20 years or so. Top notch, but the better I got, the more I got given to do for the same pay. had enough of it. The only authoring I do is my software for the last 10 years since I discarded the tools for ithat job description.. But it was multimedia stuff moslty and the XP release was cruel to our market. It no longer paid the bills. So now I am a manufacturer of machinery I designed and manufacture, I am the only one making it in the Sthn Hemisphere and exportting, cant make enough to keep uo with orders since opening the doors 2 years ago, not been out socially in nearly 10 years now. This is my first outing in RHP. Pretty lax effort on my behalf not having even walked out the front door yet But frankly never kid myself, not expecting to get any sex here. I am not sure if I am really seeking sex or just or simply offsetting the guilt I feel for not having gone out and sought it. I rank myself a pretty hot shag from all accounts I’ve been given by sex partners, I feel sure there is some women out there with whom I can push all the right buttons and make their head spin. Hell there I go again, me, me me. Kinda hard to talk about others when Ive not seen anyone new in that long, my life has revolved around myself for too long.. Im sure some lengthy vigorous sex in a number of different positions witht he right girl should sort me out though. Clear the head of me. So here we are, dangling the rod... Anyone care for a cucumber sandwich and a sarsparilla. Oh yes the topic, silly me. Tojo the HiAce Another interesting topic. I was considering doing a small peice on female ejaculation. Im a pretty dab hand at getting a wet vulva to squirt. And I have to say, getting it on the face jams my throttle wide open and penetration begins. No sphincter is sacred when I have girly jiz on my lips.... But it’s like launching a rocket off your face. Hang on tight dont let go of the handle bars. If you do, prapare to loose any hair long enough for a girl to get a hold of and you can end up with muffin burns on your lips. And if you see stars, this is becuase she just punched you in the head. They do this because they are speechless, vocal chords are locked. They are at the point of "om mr goid I cant take anymore Im going to pass out," but cant say it, raw animal takes over, they can lash out pretty hard. Worst part is the they profusely appologise afterward for the hair rip, slap or fist. Which leaves you thinking, hang on, I just got socked in the head and I think I liked it, and now she is going to make it up to me, woohoo! This might be a bit too much of an emotional challenge for some guys to handle, needs a glass half full attitude. You’ve been warned. Ill get something whipped up on the topic and post it later. It may come in nady for Bi girls, but I do suspect they will know all this stuff already. See if we can help a few guys how to get their ladies dialed into the wet spin cycle. Cheers
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try295   Woman 30yrs

oral--------both ways

Ok...........my first reaction to the initial post was disgust not at how explicit it was but thinking women need to master sexual tricks to be ok. Then again i already have the skill mastered so thats probably why it rubs me up the wrong way. Basically i believe if you’re going to tell someone how to do something you really should have done it yourself So all you bi guys we want to hear your opinion as you know how it feels and how to do it For this same reason as requested here, i will put up my own cunnilingus tips, speaking as a giver and reciever. Basically though as much as technique helps the most important part of a good blow job is the person getting into it and enjoying pleasing their partner so everyone enjoy Gem x
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Probity  

Man 103yrs

To be expected.

Gem I refered to this issue but perhaps you didnt get to that bit. The topic serves to help women do that which they often express the desire to do, but think it too difficult, or so they say.. With, a little tacky humour thrown in for good measure, seems it was enjoyed by some here. I made it pretty clear that this is not for men to have their partners perform on them, for them. Nor was it infered by me that it would somehow make any giver a better person. If I had never met so many women who where so inquisitve to know exactly how it is done, this topic would not exist. And I think you will find that many here will be disgusted, whether they can do it or not, you would not be alone on that. But sorry I ook through it, Ive heard enough dirty secrets in my lifetime to know their disgust in me is just pretantious and likely hypocrisy. If ever I had doubt about what everyone else is doing in reality in respect of sex, a few months driving Night shift Taxis in my youth left nothing for the imagination. I come right out and write about what others whisper and giggle over, I see no crime in that. As to advice being the domain of the recipient of the act only in your view. No idea what book you read that in, but my misandrist detector went into the yellow zone and I stopped taking it sereously anyway. Ive met enough recipients to see they have no hesitations you might about learning to do it from a man, doing it and beleive it or not, being appreciative of the knowledge. So simple after all. If you do not wish to read an ensuing post on the issue of female ejaculation because I do not have a clitoris or labia, then don’t and be happy. Gem, chill out a bit. Unclench your bum cheeks. Its all just a bit of fun, and a little confronting too for some stimuli. Cheers
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try295   Woman 30yrs

ok my butt cheeks are very much unclenched but seeing as you feel i didn;t read your post properly i feel i should probably point out that i stated that was my initial reaction.................and also qualified that further by explaining that i felt it was because i already had the skill so didn;t have the curiousity about the topic. I feel seeing as i asked for biguys opinion on the topic that i;d made it clear that the idea isn’t offensive to me.............. So let us appreciate evryones knowledge on the topic probity Gem x
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Probity  

Man 103yrs

In that case I appologise for jumping the gun. I do appreciate your knowledge. And your images too FWIW ;-) Cheers

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