Some one needs a nice soothing prostate massage and a nice hard cock up the arse to loosen up a little. Honey, you could have a stroke with that kind of stress in your system. Act now!!! Get fucked! ....erm....I mean..layed
xx goodgrlz <<pops a nice smooooooth latex glove on for Brizgrump...sqidge...bit of lube..bend over honey...you'll feel much more chilled soon...a puddle of peace, love and moonbeams
What is funnier than clown sex though......is how people take being called vanilla an insult these days
now THAT does tickle my fancy that....pass me some Rawleighs Stud_plug, this is gunna take a while.
i think the loo's at the local park see a bit of trade....did u want me to reserve a stall? stalky? brzzy? dgt? anyone ?? ... theres even a sharps bin for those annoying....'pricks'......
theres even an icecream dude...he'll have some 'nilla.......
Open up a single girls profile...use the profile builder auto heading "very horny and in need of attention now"...include anal sex in your sexual interests, maybe gangbangs as well...in your main profile state you only want nsa sex, no names, no exchange of numbers etc. then watch the flirts and messages fill up your inbox...you don't need a pic..just the promise of no holes barred sex...
If you do decide to exchange pics and they don't respond, well, at least you have satisfied the craving for attention...
They want us to book a-Head now Mike?
what's the world coming to?
the "Urban Dictionary" is to blame for this, but........
MOONBEAM
slang for a woman's genitalia
Eddie:we were at the beach and this chick flashed her moonbeam at us.
sounds good to me...wanna run with this one then??
Sounds like a date to me Chilli Willy! Oooh a Willi and a Moonbeam! Sounds Promising
And boys who don't like anchovies?!? Gasp! Perish the thought!!! We'll just leave them munching on their mungbeans.......gawd......such a waste of flexibility if they can reach their mungbeans!!!! bahahahahaha!!!!
My neck! Sticky willy on my neck...or chilli? hmmmmmm....ok go ahead... curiosity killed the moonbeam but i don't care
Point out the obvious....but nowhere in your profile name do you have the word 'stud'
Cos that ALWAYS works !!!